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User 1Catnip


Known as Catnip, Cutenip, Catrip, It's not just "cat"
Gender Male
Location Middle of Nowhere, Arizona
Nationality American
DOB 11 March 2000
Occupation Full-Time Student
In Freedonia
First joined 03 December 2018 (As Enforcer_Satet)
First building 1Catnip's Humble Home
Staff member Moderator
Donor level * Donated
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1Catnip, Funniest MCO player of the decade

  < 1Catnip> i smash my head against my mc client and look where it got me

1Catnip is a disturbing meowth thing, the founder and mayor of Catini Catra, the leader of Caveman Gang, and the founder and chief of the 1Catnip Justice League.

A Little About The Catmeister

  < TheDemetri> the back of your head is weird

1Catnip joined MCO as Enforcer_Satet on December 3, 2018. You can find him either working in various projects, in spawn hanging with others, or in Freedonia exploring. His alts are 2Catnip, 4Catnip, Catnip1, and Egypt95.

He lives quite literally in the middle of nowhere in the Sonoran Desert, so MCO is his escape from the sandy hellscape he lives in.

1Catnip is also known for being terrible at summarizing his wiki edits. Punish him accordingly.

The Journey

1Catnip first joined MCO on December 3, 2018. His first task at hand was to explore spawn. After finding free food from the community spawn farm, he went to a random warp and traveled a few thousand blocks to establish his first base. After establishing his base and joining the VhsTown Hotel, 1Catnip quit because he just wasn't feeling minecraft at the time. After an 8 month hiatus, 1Catnip returned with his new username. He started working on Pyramid Land to kill time and give himself something to do. At first, Catnip only really talked to WaffleNomster and TheDemetri, but he soon met many cool different people, too many to list (except Beeraeka, I love you). One week, over the course of 3 days, 1Catnip went on a donation rampage, much to his wallet's dismay.

 (MCS) 1Catnip just donated £200.00 out of sheer kindness!
 < 1Catnip> Fear me.
 < WaffleNomster> BRUH
 < WaffleNomster> CATNIP

1Catnip finally reached 100 hours on August 25, 2019.

 < 1Catnip> Oh shit when did I hit 100?
 < Trrnit> hour ago
 < 1Catnip> Damn

1Catnip reached 200 hours on October 10, 2019. To celebrate, he went to his favorite town, Baguette City.

1Catnip reached 300 hours on February 7th, 2020.

 (MCS) 1Catnip has played for over 300 hours!
 (MCS) Eate_Purple has played for over 60 hours!
 < Eclypto18> Gg
 < WaffleNomster> gz catnip and eate!
 < mSup> gz
 < bawest> congratz catnip and eate!
 < 1Catnip> yeah bitches

1Catnip reached 400 hours on February 17th, 2020.

 (MCS) 1Catnip has played for over 400 hours!
 < mSup> gg
 < Plexit111> GG
 < TheDemetri> gg catnip
 < Eclypto18> gg
 < WaffleNomster> gz catfart
 < cupcake98> Ayyy GJ Catnip!
 < jello_pudding> nice
 < 1Catnip> yeah bitches
 < Void42_> gg
 < TheDemetri> rookie numbers catnip
 < 1Catnip> Rookie penis length dem
 < Void42_> :O
 < TheDemetri> I know, 8 inches is too small

1Catnip was promoted to moderator TWICE on March 23rd, 2020. The first time was a mistake, and was not meant to happen. Thank a certain rogue staff member for doing so...

 (MCS) Beeraeka joined the game. 
 < Void42_> (In reaction to Beer's name being gray) :O
 < 1Catnip> LOL (This is when Catnip noticed he had a blue name)
 < 1Catnip> Wait what
 < BryBer> um
 < 1Catnip> WAIT
 < 1Catnip> DDOES THAT MEAN (In reaction to the illegal modding, thinking it was fake)
 < TheDemetri> sorry catnip, thats fake
 (MCS) 1Catnip was hit with the banhammer! (35104 bans)
 < DarthSagit> lol
 (MCS) 1Catnip disconnected: Permenantly Banned: Banned by 1Catnip at 2020/03/23 17:49:07
 < TheDemetri> wtf
 < KingServal> lmaoooo 1Catnip (From discord, seconds after) Can I appeal
 < WaffleNomster> no
 < WaffleNomster> xd
 < winx51> did you actually ban yourself
 < Xyginator> WHAT
 < TheDemetri> ffs catnip
 < Imperial_Crise> ahhahaha lol
 < elitestarfox1> wait what
 < Void42_> xD
 < Xyginator> DID I JUST WALK IN ON
 < Prince__Valiant> wait...what?
 1Catnip has been unbanned. (By Eclypto18, bless his heart)
 < andrewSW764> what the hell is happening
 < Imperial_Crise> banned by 1catnip xD
 < mSup> LOL
 < DarthSagit> really? lmao
 < Jibletz> oof

Catnip was modded a second time, a few hours after things had settled down. This time it was done legitimately.

 < Anna_28> @1Catnip if you get modded, will you ban yourself?
 < 1Catnip> Anna of course not

I'm too lazy to add the rest since it'll get ridiculous, so just look up the logs yourself.

The Identity Crisis

1Catnip is known for his many, ridiculous alts. It is unknown if perhaps he has Multiple Personality Disorder or whatever but who cares. Below is a brief summary of every known version of 1Catnip.

  • 1Catnip: The version of 1CN you'll see the most. Entrepreneur, owner of the 1CNJL, general face of the many catnips.
  • 2Catnip: The allknowing pharaoh catnip. Both tyrannical and caring for his subjects. Rarest form of 1CN.
  • 3Catnip: Pirate and slave of the dockmaster TheDemetri. Argh.
  • 4Catnip: Trash. Cretin of Freedonia. Arch nemesis of the 1CNJL. Disgusting. Single worst being on this minecraft world. Rancid.
  • 9Catnip: Demigod, Lord, Holy Entity. Only catnip alt to be partially owned. Half owned by TheDemetri.

Aside from these personalities, Catnip also has the accounts Egypt95 and Catnip1. Catnip1 was the username Catnip originally wanted, but it was unavailable. However, sometime in June 2020 Catnip saw that it was available and immediately nabbed it.

Egypt95 is an alt on the play of Catnip's obsession of pyramids and other Egyptian architecture, and even has a custom-made mummy skin. (Well, custom in the fact I stole and edited it from the Skindex)

(This is an excerpt from DarthSagit's page. Have I never seriously properly added him to my page? Here's your proper shoutout I guess)
On 26 Mar 2020, DarthSagit decided to make an alt and wanted to call it Enforcer_Sagit, spoofing on 1Catnip's old name, Enforcer_Satet. However, it was quite late and he was quite tired and brainfarted, so he actually typed Satet instead of Sagit. He has to live as an impersonator for 30 days.

< 1Catnip> Is Sagit on? I need to yell at him xD
 (MCS) Enforcer_Sagit is joining with a new username (was Enforcer_Satet).

Funny Conversations

 < 1Catnip> I know one word in Czech
 < 1Catnip> Parohac
 < TheDemetri> xD
 < TheDemetri> f u
 < TheDemetri> but you know it because you are calling me it daily
 < DarthSagit> lol kek
 < 1Catnip> Bwahahahahaahha
 < 1Catnip> If Deme gets discord admin I'll actually reach into my toilet and take a big meaty chunk out of my own shit
 < tyhdefu> .q add 1Catnip If Deme gets discord admin I'll actually reach into my toilet and take a big meaty chunk out of my own shit
 [BOT]l4mRbot: MCO_Discord: quote added.
 < 1Catnip> Awh fuck
 < TheDemetri> I was about to do it tyh
 < TheDemetri> xD
 < WhyPlayMinecraft> are u all from usa?
 < vauxhallmadman> hell no
 < tyhdefu> im from uk
 < Xuvaci> Ich lebe in Deutschland
 < 1Catnip> Yeehaw
 < 1Catnip> Fuck off windows defender summary I know I have 16 damn viruses
 < AJAwad> LOL
 < ickyacky> more importantly what shady sites have you been on to get 16 viruses xD
 < 1Catnip>
 < ickyacky> well ofc
 < 1Catnip> Ahahaha
 < 1Catnip> So I uh
 < 1Catnip> need help from someone who's not a mod
 < Zomon333> I'll help
 < Darkerfly2000> ?
 < Darkerfly2000> what help
 < 1Catnip> Specifically in placing a stick in an item frame
 < Darkerfly2000> lol
 < skybirdthing> lmao
 < HY_Turkic> lel
 < skybirdthing> thats the funniest shit ever
 < 1Catnip> So... volunteers? lul
 < LordOfTheShadows> aa
 < LordOfTheShadows> i am stuck in rubberbanding purgatory
 < Ted1246> LordOfTheShadows: relog?
 (MCS) LordOfTheShadows left the game.
 (MCS) LordOfTheShadows joined the game.
 < 1Catnip> The rubberbanding purgatory welcomes you to our 3 eon long musical about /sit
 < LordOfTheShadows> oof
 < r9q> catnip do be putting those tunes on doe
 < 1Catnip> fanshy choones
 *r9q throws sugar on jukebox*
 < 1Catnip> cocaine???
 < r9q> yeah
 < r9q> give it a sniff
 < 1Catnip> snifffffff
 < 1Catnip> achhf
 (MCS) 1Catnip left the game.
 < r9q> catnip died
 < SleeplessTheCat> Oof catnip

Things he likes (Since everyone else on this goddamn wiki has a "things they like" list)

  • To annoy Appleheadfr
  • That HY_Turkic has him listed as his favorite person :P (Also that he asked me to make a KFC at his place)
  • The color green
  • Helping people, then shitposting on them
  • Subway cold cut sandwiches
  • Gamer girls (duh). For example, Boobaeka
  • Being "in with" a part of the cool kids
  • Giving out cookies and free stuff at spawn, helpin' both newbies and regulars alike. Catnip wrote this bullet point, so it's up to you whether to believe it or not. I mean, I would, but that's just me. <-- Catnip also wrote that.

Things he hates

  • 4Catnip
  • People who are all dick and no play
  • Being called cat
  • Making new projects and then procrastinating on them


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