User:Charlesbaechler
 Charlesbaechler
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| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | 10 March 2011 |
| Kit level | ***** Obsidian |
| Legacy donor level | ***** Obsidian |
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"[...] It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever! Until you are dead!" -Kyle Reese (shortly before being killed by Charlesbaechler)
Charles' Laugh
If you've ever been in Teamspeak at the same time as Charles, you may have heard his glorious laugh. Said laugh cures AIDS and makes flowers grow. Although it's malicious at times, it is beauteous all the same and should be a national monument.
- It is said that every time Charles laughs, someone he's killed gets their belongings back.
The Dawn of a new Era
Despite much amusement that the expected 'real world' rapture due for May 2011 had not come as foretold by some religious groups, it turned out to be true:
(diff) (hist) . . m User:Charlesbaechler; 03:41 . . (+25) . . RuneChan (Talk | contribs) (user was modded)
Charles subsequently rode onto the server riding a pig and carrying a hoe, intent on reaping the souls of griefers and so a new era dawned over Freedonia. The era of Charles the Mod.