User:Ldog540

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User Ldog540
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Ldog is an 에픽 한국어

About
Known as dog
Gender Male
Nationality American
Occupation CEO of PurpleEmporium Founder of Novum Culta
In Freedonia
First joined Jan 20, 12
First building Ldog's Meat shop
Staff member Moderator
Donor level *** Iron
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"I'm bored." -Ldog540 shortly before joining MCO

Ldog's wolf family

In January of 2012, Ldog wandered into the snowy wastelands of northern freedonia. He was found and raised by a pack of wolves before striking out on his own to open a meat shop. He become a trifounder of Novum Culta a few months after joining, and has grown firm roots in Freedonia by creating several other builds. Now the CEO and co-founder of PurpleEmporium, Ldog won't be leaving Freedonia anytime soon.

Here we see Ldog AFKing
The fun will never end, it's Adventure Time! xD
 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I wonder if FlyingJellyfish has graffiti'd my wiki page yet.

Yes... Yes she has...
FlyingJellyfish woz 'ere
this is now a very long wiki page

Contents

Ldog's Brain

 getplayerhead.sh?winx51&16.png winx51 Wise Ldog is wise.

Ldog is generally considered one of the most intelligent dogs in existance. If fact, Ldog was Confucius in a previous life. This earns him the admiration of the whole server.

The Ldog/Confucius studies a strange item
 getplayerhead.sh?IgotzASnIPer&16.png IgotzASnIPer Ldog, you are way too smart for your age
 getplayerhead.sh?FlyingJellyfish&16.png FlyingJellyfish ooh ldog is very articulate
 getplayerhead.sh?MattyQ&16.png MattyQ Ldog, you're such a smart kid.

However, it has also inspired jealousy in those who covet his exalted status.

 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 One girl hates me because I stole her position as smartest in the grade

For those who wish to follow in his path of wisdom and knowledge, Ldog offers this advice:

 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 The smart ones are reading and doing homework :P
 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I love getting high...grades!

Modding

Ldog hoping that riot will notice him
 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 Yeah, I look gooood in blue >:P

Several months after joining the server, Ldog began to feel a burning desire to serve as a moderator.

 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 A mommy mod and a daddy mod love each other very much, then they have a baby. 
 When that baby is old enough, it joins a minecraft server. Then, it gets a pretty blue name 
 after showing that it can be a mod. The End

He attempted to show his modly abilities by distracting griefers in interrogation and interrupting appeals. Kids, don't try this at home, it never works. Unless you're Ldog that is. He finally obtained the desired staff position in the following manner:

 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I  wear no underwear >:P
 getplayerhead.sh?SlowRiot&16.png SlowRiot want to be a mod anyway?

Ldog's Eating Habits

Ever since he was a baby, food has been very important to Ldog.

getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I woke up every two hours and bawled for food

Because he is so wise, Ldog eats his fruits and veggies like a boss

 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I eat fruit like candy.
 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I love all manner of fruit :P
 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I have way over the recommended servings of fruit per day. I eat at least 5 oranges and 3 apples
 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I also love baby carrots and celery

He also spurns several less appetizing foods

 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I personally hate twinkies
 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I hate waffles

Contrary to what one might expect, Ldog's physical stature does not correlate to his food consumption

 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I'm incredibly skinny, despite stuffing myself with food >.>

Likes

getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I love scarring the psyches of 12 year old noobs :)
 getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 I love to feed my cat cyanide, oh yes i do, i love to feed my cat cyanide

Dislikes

  • Wannabe trolls
  • Newbie killers
  • AFK killers
  • Lime green (it burns us)
  • Griefers, may their souls be forever trapped in the Nether

Official Positions

Ldog is the official dog breeder of the FlyingJellyfish, a distant relative of the flying spaghetti monster.

 getplayerhead.sh?FlyingJellyfish&16.png FlyingJellyfish ldog I appoint you royal puppy breeder to her highness the flyingjellyfish

He fulfills the duties of his post with great enthusiasm

 * getplayerhead.sh?Ldog540&16.png Ldog540 chants FlyingJellyfish while sacrificing a newborn lamb to her

Popular Opinion

Everyone loves the Ldoggy

 getplayerhead.sh?Enjoku&16.png Enjoku so courteous Ldog is
 getplayerhead.sh?shypixel&16.png shypixel Ldog is hot!
 getplayerhead.sh?funnysean&16.png funnysean Ldog is a Heresy! KILL HIM!!
 getplayerhead.sh?MattyQ&16.png MattyQ Ldog is... The Puppy!
 getplayerhead.sh?dorn284&16.png dorn284 Ldog is a nice guy. Do as he says.
 getplayerhead.sh?FlyingJellyfish&16.png FlyingJellyfish ldoggy your name is perfect :3

Builds

Novum Culta

Mushroom Manor at Mushroom Union

Banhammer Monument at Novum Culta

Face Archives

Halo Adoration

Recently it was discovered that Ldog was a great lover and admirer of the Halo series, especially the recently released Halo 4. He is such a great fan that he and fellow admirer, getplayerhead.sh?Enjoku&16.png Enjoku, created a short but deeply involved recreation of the final battle between Forerunner constructs Offensive Bias and Mendicant Bias, at the end of the Forerunner-Flood War 10,000 years ago. (Link to be provided shortly)


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