User:The Mighty Hitch

The_Mighty_Hitch
About
Known as	Hitch/Mighty
Gender	Male
Location	England
Nationality	English
DOB	1992-03-
In Freedonia
First building	Chivhitch Castle
Donor level	*** Iron
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Ingame

 The_Mighty_Hitch popped his little Minecraft cherry with his brother  chivers88 using his other brother's  Rulan's account and very quickly realised minecraft was NOT, and he quotes himself, "a shit childrens game.", and therefore  The_Mighty_Hitch was born.  The_Mighty_Hitch is a peaceful player who enjoys caving, building and eating nothing but steak. He is also a huge fan of shooting arrows at  chivers88 and  Rulan, especially when they are being careful in high places.

Buildings

 The_Mighty_Hitch's first build is shared with  chivers88 and an absolute beast in the making. After a good hour or so of playing Location, Location, Location; these couple o' chiefs settled on a stunning spot north west of Rutopia. There was much "faffing about" with regards to the layout of the external walls, primarily the usage of four peaks.  chivers88 was trying to explain to  The_Mighty_Hitch that using the terrain to their advantage, rather than building terrain to suit, would save time and effort. Countless time, picks and shovels later they were down to three peaks as  chivers88 decided the fourth had to go. When  The_Mighty_Hitch questioned his master's previous statement, about time and effort he was told to "SHUT HIS MAAAAHF!". Many hours later they had an almighty and impressive walled off plot of land, with possibly the most embarrasing 8x8 base of operations in comparison. Formally known as "Cobble HQ".  The_Mighty_Hitch was very proud initially as  chivers88 was offline when he constructed it.  The_Mighty_Hitch also attempted to construct a cobble generator alongside Cobble HQ but was immediately disheartened when it generated one block of....pur..ple cobble? After almost crushing his left mouse button with anger and sadness  The_Mighty_Hitch accepted this unknown purple cube of despair was not going break, no matter how big the run-up was.  chivers88 logged on and constructive criticism instantly took place in the form of much piss-taking and waving of diamond picks.  The_Mighty_Hitch was not allowed a turn with the diamond pick, but was immediately educated in the newly discovered obsidian with a volley of arrows from an undisclosed location.

Months had passed with no progress but then  The_Mighty_Hitch introduced  Rulan to Chivhitch Castle. He was impressed but instantly wanted a job. Together they muscled in and continued laying the path from the gatehouse to the keep (which  chivers88 dislikes) and rebuilt the water fountain/water fall( which  chivers88 also dislikes). Erection specialist  Rulan assisted  The_Mighty_Hitch in the construction of the lighthouse over looking the bay. For this build a trip to the nether was required so they built a nether portal in the castle and  Anna_28 was kind enough to ignite  The_Mighty_Hitch's purple ring. The first trip to the nether was far from successful.  The_Mighty_Hitch instantly killed a zombie pigman, layed cobble in absolute panic and then got killed, and  Rulan started adapting and securing someone elses build.  Anna_28 stood and watched, probably facepalmed and then proceeded to ask why and what she just saw. With their tails between their legs looking rather bashfull,  The_Mighty_Hitch and  Rulan apologised for their sporadic noobiness and agreed the nether co-ordinates should be changed.

Likes

• Building
• Caving
• Diamonds
• Steak
• Firing arrows
• Firing steak
• Big Caves
• Knocking  chivers88 and  Rulan off high stuff

Dislikes

• The Nether
• Crenalating
• Running out of steak
• Firing his last steak
• Little caves that lie about being big caves
• Being shot by  chivers88 and/or  Rulan when being constructive
• Being shot by  chivers88 and/or  Rulan when not being constructive
• Running all the way back to his chest room and forgetting what he needs
• Returning to where he ran from and realising he still has no steak

Pictures

Still under construction

Yes, he is flying

A house of well earnt light

'Ere he his. Laggy McChiv

Wanna touchy puss puss

First time he ever see a herd of pussies