Poetry Competition
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| Inventor | OiTrowls
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| Location Specific? | On the wiki |
A poetry competition on the subject of MCO. Contestants are to post their poems on this page.
Rules
There is no deadline. Any form is acceptable. The only requirement is that it must be something to do with the server.
After an unspecified period of time all of the contestants will pick the poem they like best. The poem they choose cannot be one of their own. Each contestant can post as many poems as they please.
Poems
"Lost dreamers" by
OiTrowls
The children through the server pass
Like Alice through the looking glass
And dream of builds in foreign land
The other passers built by hand.
Although their buildings sometimes break
A lot of kids remain awake
As long ago, I'm sad to say,
They all grew-up and moved away.
"As out the glass a mother sees" by
OiTrowls
As out the glass a mother sees
The children playing round the trees
And spots a face reflected there,
A face decayed beyond repair,
So may a sad observer
From the ancient server
See their feisty spirit
Lost in new arrivals.
"Block City" by Robert Louis Stevenson and altered by
OiTrowls
What are you able to build with your blocks?
Castles and palaces, temples and docks.
Rain may keep raining, and others go roam,
But I can be happy by building at home.
Let the hills be mountains, the river be sea,
There I’ll establish a city for me:
A kirk and a mill and a palace beside,
And a harbour as well where my vessels may ride.
Great is the palace with pillar and wall,
A sort of a tower on the top of it all,
And steps coming down in an orderly way
To where my big vessels lie safe in the bay.
This one is sailing and that one is moored:
Hark to the song of the sailors aboard!
And see, on the steps of my palace, the noobs
Coming and going with presents of cubes!
Now I have done with it, off I shall go!
All of a sudden it seems long ago.
Block upon block lying scattered and free
Inside the halls of childhood memory.
Yet as I saw it, I see it again,
The kirk and the palace, the ships and the men,
And as long as I live and where’er I may be,
I’ll always remember my town by the sea.
"I always used to phish alone at sea" by
OiTrowls
I always used to phish alone at sea.
I was compelled to stay away awhile.
Alone I was the boy I wished to be.
I caught a bunch and came ashore to see
The kids ignite my earnings in a pile.
I always used to phish alone at sea.
Although they burnt a lot I stood a free
And saddened soul and thought the smoke worthwhile.
Alone I was the boy I wished to be.
Before they got them all I used to flee
Towards an inlet of the magic isle.
I always used to phish alone at sea.
My nimble hands enjoyed a phishing spree
The sights of which evoked a laugh and smile.
Alone I was the boy I wished to be.
The players asked me back and most agree
I’m just a shadow of the young exile.
I always used to phish alone at sea.
Alone I was the boy I wished to be.
"Returners" by
OiTrowls
I dreamt a gentle death awaited us.
On some September night a vacant world
Of long departed children whimpered out.
Awake adults forgot this passing dream
Or thought themselves above the childish game.
A few returned to glimpse the offline grave:
Without a sun, the sky was dull as clay,
The pall of lands removed from time and space.
Beneath its fabric idle buildings tried
To win their masters back with figures fit
To meet the comforts of the last to go.
Alas, bereft of men to please, they stood
Untouched, unloved, and all alone to hear
The silence.
"There once was a girl from the server" by
OiTrowls
There once was a girl from the server
Who screamed "that's the being preserver!"
He was not that foxy
To use the old proxy
But couldn't resist to unnerve her.
"Aimless stop" by
OiTrowls
Half-fucked at dawn
I join the server.
I jump around the lake at spawn
Without a goal in sight.
Without a care I read the chat
And don't engage until I need
To ban a brat erasing blocks.
At a loss for what to do I kill
To have the noobs denounce my name,
The other mods do much the same,
Whilst I jump on blocks
I've seen a thousand times or more,
Log off without a goodbye,
Conclude the place was not worth stopping for.
Yet stop I did, in fact I often do,
And always with no aim I bring
Myself to jump at nothing.
Always at a loss like this,
Always when I'm pissed.
Perhaps I'm scared to know I'm lost,
Perhaps it's something in the blocks
That causes my routine -
Their images, cries, pleas for what's been,
What can never again be.
"MMXIII" by
OiTrowls
Am I one of those old cunts
You see in retirement homes -
Not yet fully demented, aware
That the best has already passed?
Do they cry at night
Over wives and husbands long since gone?
Judging by the way some cling to those
Photos on the bedside
In an otherwise empty room,
Except for the outdated TV and foolish wardrobe,
They must do.
Did they take those pictures like I took the video?
Do they wish themselves transported back in time
To press their fingers over triggers and burst in
Young flesh beside their loves and walk
Off discussing that day's concerns as if nothing
Was amiss?
Well, if they do, and I doubt most can,
Then I hear the hideous echos
Beside my bed of players in black and white
Who I have to have
In my otherwise empty room.
"Banned" by
floorboards
All those who are banned
From the use of their hand
Denying the rules, I see.
Breaking a torch is guaranteed.
My, it feels like a test.
All affected did not behest.
Where were staff the night it occured?
I held my laughs for the time it stirred.
For those who tried,
For those who have lied,
Your guile is as slow as the server
You won't last any further.
"Gift" by
floorboards
MinecraftOnline, thank you for the gift.
I seem to be fit for the non-existent task at width.
For I, a plank on the floor might implore
The only gifts I shall recieve for evermore.
Hourly, they appear. What a mere flower quenched me.
That of which I gain I shall always adore.
"2B2T" by
floorboards
The server is laggier than hell
Even hell has low TPS
If I ever get the chance
I will not dwell
I will visit this shitty cartel.
I say, what is that hellhole named?
2B2T, sounds like an nightmare to behold.
Over-exaggerated stories and a lot more untold.
They think they're the oldest server there is,
What a lie they foolishly believe to exist
I cannot dream to see a great day there
I will never pay for priority queue
Hausemaster is a money hogging jew I cannot compare
"Transport" by
floorboards
What could we use to move?
Our feet? I disapprove.
Minecarts, boats and horses will never improve.
All those were viable to use
My caboose sits impatient
Sitting for minutes on end
Moving a single block per five seconds I now comprehend.
As my horse stands vacant
A thief comes adjacent
He rides with a single click
"What a prick", I blurted out.
And he slowly moves across without a doubt.
I come up close and take my sword
I take a swing
and died to his thorns.
"MCO Poem" by
Unkle_Genny
Freedonia, Freedonia,
You give my firstborn pneumonia
You're a frosted piece of shit for which
My love shall never quit
From the early days of crawling out
Of grief holes exploring Spawn
To the day I became blue from loving you
When my rule would 'rouse Genghis Kahn
With a community full of giggles and shits,
Cunts, Nazis, Commies, and men with tits
It's a shock that any newbies have stayed for long
After they've died to a Spawn cunt with his hand on his dong
While it may not be the hood,
The boys are always hard
Our man
6stooges gets excited
Even if they draw the straight card
So while the history is wide,
I've been along for some of the ride,
Something I'd only say with pride
As I swallow a Tide
From the cringe-inducing FIT Raiders,
And
Slapsore the homosex,
To the shitpost-born Crusaders,
And the alts of
dodgemasterflex
I've also set up a Klub,
Which yes I'm bouta plug,
A monster far from just a pub
Where you can die to a bug
If there's anything else to say,
It's "Fuck you Oi, you're gay"
For making me write this little text
Through which my skills hath been thoroughly flexed
Damn right I'm good with words, bitch
But like I said before
I'm better at bringing your sister to pitch
My tent like a whore
"The poem of griefer" by
AndrzejSkowron
None of us tried to be bad. We were bad because we believed we were good.
We hurting each other, only because we are unable to see it. We trying
to fix our sins but thats not gonna change that who we've becomed.
Every of us will pay not for being bad person, but for our own stupidity.
We were unable to understand what we did wrong, and now is too late...
The hammer is coming first you are afraid, you trying to escape. But you
can not escape from who you are. You are a griefer and now when you
understand that with smile on your face you will get your ban, knowing, that
will make the server a better place. That's sad because you have to left everyone
you love, but also happy because now you're free your since have been paid.
"MCO - The Place Of Pure" by
Rage3does
A Place Of Pure,
That Most Can Endure.
Not All Survive,
Only The True Do Thrive.
In This Place Of Pure.
This Life I Live,
Not Always Active.
This World I Mine,
Where Only Few Shine.
In This Place Of Pure.
I Build And Craft,
On The Now Gone's Behalf.
This Home I Love,
I Will Never Get Rid Of.
In This Place Of Pure.
"A MinecraftOnline Summary" by
1jonah
MinecraftOnline, a server best for thee.
Yet again, we must ask ourselves:
will the TPS reach higher than three?
Though your builds will remain for years to come,
thanks to the dedicated moderator team.
And of course the oldest public server,
being quite the opposite of 2b2t.
As for the community, I am fairly certain,
they are mostly 17.
"The Magical Land of MinecraftOnline" by
44trent3
The magical land of MinecraftOnline
A place where all seems fine
But someday, you'll soon realize
6 years have gone by
"MCO Haiku" by
Nerdman
Minecraft's Best Server. Ambition and dreams all over. My Minecraft Online.