Riots of passage

The riots of passage are various tasks that can be completed for one to further themself toward the likeness of the one and only almighty savior of Freedonians everywhere,  SlowRiot

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Stage I Tasks: New Followers of Riot.

• Have the audacity to ping riot for some pointless reason.
• Refer to SlowRiot as Father/Daddy.

Stage II Tasks: Worshippers of Riot

• Play MinecraftOnline while drunk out of your mind.
• Visit Riot's house daily and be accepted in.

Stage III Tasks: Deities of Riot

• Drink cask strength single malt whiskeys religiously.