The Spelunking Unkle Night Klub
 The Spelunking Unkle Night Klub
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 Front entrance | |
| About | |
|---|---|
| Owner | Genny_Flo |
| Contributors | Genny_Flo, snakyman, KingServal, and countless other donators and traders |
| Category | Attractions, Player Homes |
| Underground? | Mostly |
| Public? | Mostly |
| Started | Somewhere in late January, 2019 |
| Completed | Undetermined |
| Size north to south | Undeterminedm |
| Size west to east | Undeterminedm |
| Height | Undeterminedm |
| Location | |
| Coordinates | X=198 Y=86 Z=584 |
| Dimension | Overworld |
| Map Link | |
The Spelunking Unkle Night Klub
The Spelunking Unkle Night Klub is a public night club situated just inside the southeast section of the wall around Spawn. It is currently under construction by its owner, {{User|Genny_Flo]], and will serve not only as his player home, within the private sections, but also as home to a great many other rooms and public attractions, such as:
The Foyer
The first room accessed from the front entrance, the foyer is home to a small shop, at which mushrooms to be consumed in the ShRoom, access to one of the private rooms in the Sad Man's Strip Klub, and Betting Tokens for the Iron Golem Fighting Ring can be bought. Behind the desk of this shop is a trapdoor leading down to the hallway that accesses the murder holes found on the outside of the Klub. It also contains a small table for eating at, as well as an equally small fire place. If a player should look up, they might catch a glimpse of the owner watching the foyer from the balcony directly attached to his bedroom. While they're looking up, they might also notice the rules for the establishment, which are as follows:
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The Dining Area
Located down a stairwell to the right of the foyer, it houses many tables for eating at, with food prepared by the cooks in the kitchen on the main floor.
The Dance Floor
The center room of the main floor, the Dance Floor has a DJ station(which is built atop a fish tank), and also many small tables for people to set their drinks, and/or sit down if they tire from dancing. A bar is directly adjacent from the west, hosting a great plethora of questionable beverages, and the kitchen is directly adjacent from the south, housing both the cooks and the Klub's mascot, Molly the Mooshroom. The opening to the cave floor can be accessed from the dance floor.
The Cave Floor
The Cave Floor is located directly below the Dance Floor, and serves as a bit of a hallway that connects the rest of the Night Club to the main floor. It is directly adjacent to the Dance Floor, the ShRoom, the Sad Man's Strip Klub, the Birch Hallway, and the Dungeon.
The ShRoom
Directly beneath the kitchen, accessible from the Cave Floor, is the ShRoom, a magical, dank little cavern in which many a magical mushroom is grown, as well as many a Minecrafter mischievously mashed out on said mushrooms. In the back corner, a set of cobblestone walls can be found against the wall, which serve as a pen for Molly, the Klub's mooshroom mascot, to reside in if the residents of the ShRoom should request that the cooks in the kitchen send her down to grace them with her magical, mystical, fungal presence.
The Sad Man's Strip Klub
The Sad Man's Strip Klub is perhaps the naughtiest room within the Night Klub, functioning just as any regular strip club would. The northwest side of the room has a stage with two poles, and the wall on the opposing side has two doors that lead to two private rooms, access to which can be purchased at the small shop in the foyer. On the same wall is a private door leading to a changing room for the strippers, which is right next to the other pole in the room, situated in the southeast corner of the room. Adjacent to that pole is the middle segment of the same fish tank that the DJ station is built on top of up on the Dance Floor.
The Birch Hallway
The Birch Hallway is simply a confined hallway that connects the Cave Floor to the Hot Tub Room and the Hall of Heads, which leads to the Iron Golem Fighting Ring.
The Hot Tub Room
Accessible from both the Birch Hallway and the outside entrance, the Hot Tub Room is home to a great big hot tub, at the center of which sits the bottom segment of the same fish tank upon which the DJ station is built, the middle segment of which can be seen in the Sad Man's Strip Klub.
The Hall of Heads
-Currently Under Construction-
The Hall of Heads is adjacent to the Birch Hallway, and leads to the Iron Golem Fighting Ring. It is named after the player head displays on either side of it.
Heads currently displayed:
The Iron Golem Fighting Ring
-Currently Under Construction-
One of the larger rooms in the Night Klub, the Iron Golem Fighting Ring is an arena in which players can both duke it out against an Iron Golem, equipped with any gear they bring with them, and also spectate and make bets on said fights using Betting Tokens purchased at the shop in the foyer of the Klub. Betting Tokens will be inserted into one of the many sets of designated holding hoppers, to be collected at the end of each fight. Any items lost due to death in combat against the cold, ferrous, rotational hand-arms of the Iron Golem will be saved and stored in a chest accessible only to the contestant, should they return to pick them up.
The Dungeon
-Currently Under Construction- The Dungeon is the largest public room within the Klub, and will serve as an obstacle course and exploratory chamber for those who like doing foolish things in dangerous places.
Staff
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