User:1Catnip

1Catnip
It's a Giant Cyborg Eyeball, c'mon!
About
Known as	Catnip, Cutenip, It's Not Just Cat
Gender	Male, but eyes don't have gender
Location	Middle of Nowhere, Eyerizona
Nationality	Eyemerican
DOB	2000-03-11
Occupation	Full-Teyeme Student
In Freedonia
First joined	03 December 2018 (As  Enforcer_Satet)
First building	1Catnip's Humble Home
Staff member	Moderator
Donor level	* Donor
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1Catnip, Giant Cyborg Eyeball

  < 1Catnip> i smash my head against my mc client and look where it got me

1Catnip is a giant cyborg eyeball, the founder and mayor of Catini Catra, and the founder and chief of the 1Catnip Justice League. His old base is a humble home just North of Catini Catra. His current base is a palace by the 1CNJLHQ.

A Little About The Catmeister

  < TheDemetri> the back of your head is weird

1Catnip joined MCO as Enforcer_Satet on December 3, 2018.
You can find him either working in CatC, in spawn hanging with others, or in Freedonia exploring. His alts are  2Catnip,  4Catnip,  Catnip1, and  Egypt95.
He lives quite literally in the middle of nowhere in the Sonoran Desert, so MCO is his escape from the sandy hellscape he lives in.
1Catnip is also known for being terrible at summarizing his wiki edits. Punish him accordingly.

The Journey

1Catnip first joined MCO on December 3, 2018. His first task at hand was to explore spawn. After finding free food from the community spawn farm, he went to a random warp and traveled a few thousand blocks to establish his first base. After establishing his base and joining the VhsTown Hotel, 1Catnip quit because he just wasn't feeling minecraft at the time. After an 8 month hiatus, 1Catnip returned with his new username. He started working on Pyramid Land to kill time and give himself something to do. At first, Catnip only really talked to  WaffleNomster and  TheDemetri, but he soon met many cool different people, too many to list (except  Beeraeka, I love you). One week, over the course of 3 days, 1Catnip went on a donation rampage, much to his wallet's dismay.

 (MCS) 1Catnip just donated £200.00 out of sheer kindness!
 < 1Catnip> Fear me.
 < WaffleNomster> BRUH
 < WaffleNomster> CATNIP

1Catnip finally reached 100 hours on August 25, 2019.

 < 1Catnip> Oh shit when did I hit 100?
 < Trrnit> hour ago
 < 1Catnip> Damn

1Catnip reached 200 hours on October 10, 2019. To celebrate, he went to his favorite town, Baguette City.

1Catnip reached 300 hours on February 7th, 2020.

 (MCS) 1Catnip has played for over 300 hours!
 (MCS) Eate_Purple has played for over 60 hours!
 < Eclypto18> Gg
 < WaffleNomster> gz catnip and eate!
 < mSup> gz
 < bawest> congratz catnip and eate!
 < 1Catnip> yeah bitches

1Catnip reached 400 hours on February 17th, 2020.

 (MCS) 1Catnip has played for over 400 hours!
 < mSup> gg
 < Plexit111> GG
 < TheDemetri> gg catnip
 < Eclypto18> gg
 < WaffleNomster> gz catfart
 < cupcake98> Ayyy GJ Catnip!
 < jello_pudding> nice
 < 1Catnip> yeah bitches
 < Void42_> gg
 < TheDemetri> rookie numbers catnip
 < 1Catnip> Rookie penis length dem
 < Void42_> :O
 < TheDemetri> I know, 8 inches is too small

1Catnip reached 500 hours on February 29th, 2020 (Leap day!).

 (MCS) 1Catnip has played for over 500 hours!
 < Beeraeka> gg
 < mazimz50> gg
 < Laos_Los> GG
 < Darkerfly2000> GG
 < BlueBlaziken> gg
 < DarthSagit> GG
 < 1Catnip> Sunuva bitch
 < 1Catnip> I've wasted 500 hours of my life on this server. Here's to another

1Catnip was promoted to moderator TWICE on March 23rd, 2020. The first time was a mistake, and was not meant to happen. Thank a certain rogue staff member for doing so...

 (MCS) Beeraeka joined the game. 
 < Void42_> (In reaction to Beer's name being gray) :O
 < 1Catnip> LOL (This is when Catnip noticed he had a blue name)
 < 1Catnip> Wait what
 < BryBer> um
 < 1Catnip> WAIT
 < 1Catnip> DDOES THAT MEAN (In reaction to the illegal modding, thinking it was fake)
 < TheDemetri> sorry catnip, thats fake
 (MCS) 1Catnip was hit with the banhammer! (35104 bans)
 < DarthSagit> lol
 (MCS) 1Catnip disconnected: Permenantly Banned: Banned by 1Catnip at 2020/03/23 17:49:07
 < TheDemetri> wtf
 < KingServal> lmaoooo
  1Catnip (From discord, seconds after) Can I appeal
 < WaffleNomster> no
 < WaffleNomster> xd
 < winx51> did you actually ban yourself
 < Xyginator> WHAT
 < TheDemetri> ffs catnip
 < Imperial_Crise> ahhahaha lol
 < elitestarfox1> wait what
 < Void42_> xD
 < Xyginator> DID I JUST WALK IN ON
 < Prince__Valiant> wait...what?
 1Catnip has been unbanned. (By  Eclypto18, bless his heart)
 < andrewSW764> what the hell is happening
 < Imperial_Crise> banned by 1catnip xD
 < mSup> LOL
 < DarthSagit> really? lmao
 < Jibletz> oof

Catnip was modded a second time, a few hours after things had settled down. This time it was done legitimately.

 < Anna_28> @1Catnip if you get modded, will you ban yourself?
 < 1Catnip> Anna of course not

1Catnip reached 600 hours on March 24th, 2020.

 (MCS) 1Catnip has played for over 600 hours!
 < SoreCapybara227> gg
 < WaffleNomster> gz
 < Beeraeka> gg
 < jmrjmr10> grats!!
 < Void42_> gg
 < verydairyman> gg catnip
 < Otis_Wong> ggg
 < DosMiniDoc> gg
 < SoreCapybara227> GG [9999999x]
 < Beeraeka> rookie numbers
 < 1Catnip> im blue dabba dee dabba die
 < SoreCapybara227> YEP

I'm too lazy to add the rest since it'll get ridiculous, so just look up the logs yourself.

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The Failed Experiment

You may have seen "Pyramid Land" crossed out on this wiki, here's the story behind that. When Catnip had just changed his name to Catnip and rejoined MCO, he had a dream. He wanted to make a city of floating pyramids connected by rope bridges with no ground access. He would call this city Pyramid Land. He only got one person on board, a guy named  The13thBean who later went on to get banned, which is a shame since he was catnip's first /friend. After the dream of the small floating pyramids faded, he decided to make a giant one on the ground. With barely any tools and using  DropperOfRivia's mob grinder that only had 4 spawners, he excavated a mountain and plopped down the 128x128 pyramid (This was around the time he became friends with  WaffleNomster, who kept messing with him while building). Catnip would then form the 1CNJL and declare the giant pyramid the 1CNJLHQ. Sadly only Waffle and Demetri would join the JL, until a few months later when membership exploded (See "Rebirth" section of the 1CNJL wiki page).

The Identity Crisis

1Catnip is known for his many, ridiculous alts. It is unknown if perhaps he has Multiple Personality Disorder or whatever but who cares. Below is a brief summary of every known version of 1Catnip.

• 1Catnip: The version of 1CN you'll see the most. Entrepreneur, owner of the 1CNJL, general face of the many catnips.
•  2Catnip: The allknowing pharaoh catnip. Both tyrannical and caring for his subjects. Rarest form of 1CN.
• 3Catnip: Pirate and slave of the dockmaster  TheDemetri. Argh.
•  4Catnip: Trash. Cretin of Freedonia. Arch nemesis of the 1CNJL. Disgusting. Single worst being on this minecraft world. Rancid.
• 5Catnip: Bad at math, not much else.
• 6Catnip:  WaffleNomster clone.
• 9Catnip: Demigod, Lord, Holy Entity. Only catnip alt to be partially owned. Half owned by  TheDemetri.

Aside from these personalities, Catnip also has the accounts  Egypt95 and  Catnip1. Catnip1 was the username Catnip originally wanted, but it was unavailable. However, sometime in June 2020 Catnip saw that it was available and immediately nabbed it.

Egypt95 is an alt on the play of Catnip's obsession of pyramids and other Egyptian architecture, and even has a custom-made mummy skin. (Well, custom in the fact I stole and edited it from the Skindex)

(This is an excerpt from  DarthSagit's page. Have I never seriously properly added him to my page? Here's your proper shoutout I guess)
On 26 Mar 2020,  DarthSagit decided to make an alt and wanted to call it  Enforcer_Sagit, spoofing on  1Catnip's old name,  Enforcer_Satet. However, it was quite late and he was quite tired and brainfarted, so he actually typed Satet instead of Sagit. He has to live as an impersonator for 30 days.

< 1Catnip> Is Sagit on? I need to yell at him xD

 (MCS) Enforcer_Sagit is joining with a new username (was Enforcer_Satet).

Funny Conversations

 < 1Catnip> I know one word in Czech
 < 1Catnip> Parohac
 < TheDemetri> xD
 < TheDemetri> f u
 < 1Catnip> I WASNT EVEN CALLING YOU IT
 < TheDemetri> but you know it because you are calling me it daily
 < DarthSagit> lol kek
 < 1Catnip> Bwahahahahaahha

 < 1Catnip> If Deme gets discord admin I'll actually reach into my toilet and take a big meaty chunk out of my own shit
 < tyhdefu> .q add 1Catnip If Deme gets discord admin I'll actually reach into my toilet and take a big meaty chunk out of my own shit
 [BOT]l4mRbot: MCO_Discord: quote added.
 < 1Catnip> Awh fuck
 < TheDemetri> I was about to do it tyh
 < TheDemetri> xD

 < WhyPlayMinecraft> are u all from usa?
 < vauxhallmadman> hell no
 < tyhdefu> im from uk
 < Xuvaci> Ich lebe in Deutschland
 < 1Catnip> Yeehaw

 < 1Catnip> Fuck off windows defender summary I know I have 16 damn viruses
 < AJAwad> LOL
 < AJAwad> LMFAOAOAOAo
 < ickyacky> more importantly what shady sites have you been on to get 16 viruses xD
 < 1Catnip> slutforfeet.com
 < ickyacky> well ofc
 < 1Catnip> Ahahaha

 < 1Catnip> So I uh
 < 1Catnip> need help from someone who's not a mod
 < Zomon333> I'll help
 < Darkerfly2000> ?
 < Darkerfly2000> what help
 < 1Catnip> Specifically in placing a stick in an item frame
 < Darkerfly2000> lol
 < skybirdthing> lmao
 < HY_Turkic> lel
 < skybirddthing> thats the funniest shit ever
 < 1Catnip> So... volunteers? lul

Things he likes (Since everyone else on this goddamn wiki has a "things they like" list)

• To annoy  TheDemetri, mainly by calling him cuck (It's all in love :P)
• Being annoyed by  WaffleNomster
•  MrSlimeDiamond, his left hand man (I saw you delete it off your wiki slime. I'm sad)
• That  HY_Turkic has him listed as his favorite person :P (Also that he asked me to make a KFC at his place)
• The color green
• Helping people, even though I'm a shitposter the rest of the time :P
• Subway cold cut sandwiches
• Gamer girls (duh). For example, Boobaeka
• Being "in with" a part of the cool kids
• Giving out cookies and free stuff at spawn, helpin' both newbies and regulars alike. Catnip wrote this bullet point, so it's up to you whether to believe it or not. I mean, I would, but that's just me. <-- Catnip also wrote that.

Things he hates

•  4Catnip
• People who are all asshole and no play
• Being called cat
• Lists
• Lists with 6 objects listed
• Lists listing lists that list multiple listings

Contribs

• Transgender Pride Bridge
• Senator and Minister of The Republic of Verico
• New Eden seekrit stuff :P
• Slatville
• Horse Sacrifice Shrine
• Designed the  2Catnip mini-shrine in Sardinian Eden (I think? Idk, Eren has too many towns)
• Anything else I forgot idk

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  A giant cyborg eyeball.

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   2Catnip, a giant cyborg Pharaoh eyeball.

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  1Catnip visiting his favorite city at 200 hours.

https://1catnip.com/

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