User:Machines Are Us
 Machines_Are_Us
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| About | |
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| Known as | Machines |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | UK |
| DOB | 1988-11-26th |
| In Freedonia | |
| Staff member | Moderator |
| Donor level | ***** Obsidian |
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Introduction
Body scan complete.
All remaining traces of humanity disconnected.
The third transmission is now initiated.
Stand by for new infrastructure.
We no longer fight the machines.
Machines Are Us.
In-Game Persona
Machines_Are_Us is a player you will most likely see getting asked (and answering) a lot of questions. Whilst he sometimes feels like he is an FAQ, he is more than happy to help as long as he isn't asked the same thing twice in a short amount of time, when people are rude (but still expect help) or when people ask for help and either ignore replies, or have to go as soon as they ask.
He is most commonly found either hanging around the spawn (to make sure people are not up to mischief), grief checking, working on improving his farms, venturing into the nether to stock up his Diamond Mall shop, or helping people out.
Despite his general politeness, he does not, however, show a friendly face towards people who behave in certain ways.
This can include:
- Asking for good-rep, or bribing people for it.
- Killing new people, before they have had a chance to settle in.
- Creating drama over insignificant things.
- Players who only act nice when there are staff present, or break rules if they can get away with them.
- Picking on players via chat.
- People who tell others what to do, as opposed to asking. Especially when the person is talking to staff, or wanting a favour.
- Griefers who lie and/or make excuses for it.
- People who argue for the sake of it.
What He Has Accomplished
Machines does have a couple of flaws in his otherwise cold and machine-like personality, and that is he can be very fickle, and easily bored of the projects he has started. Nonetheless he has succeeded in building or assisting in several.
- The sole builder of: Hellstarbridge Temple
- He is the co-builder of: Al_Wahat
- The designer and co-builder of: Giant Cookie
- The main builder of: Cheese's Show Room
- The sole builder of: Hotel Recluse (Which has a secret underneath)