User:Snakyman
 snakyman
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 robot derp fire/ice thing | |
| About | |
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| Known as | snaky, snak, snek, snake, snak food, snak cakes, gayman, dad, sanky, sank, snakyboi, snakywoman, the woman, snakattack, spronkyman, snakymom, and spankymom |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | NYC |
| Occupation | Student |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | 21 October 2017 |
| First building | Snaketown |
| Donor level | ***** Diamond |
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witchy1000 Maybe mom snaky is going to make you eat your broccoli and spank you if you are naughty
ZENTHONX snakyman you watched too much tentacle rape
snakyman is a banned player on MinecraftOnline who is actually the dad of everyone on the server, and owned and spent most of his time in-game managing the towns Snaketown and New Snak City. He is widely known as one of the nicest players on the server, and even one of the nicest humans on the planet. He is the President of Freedonia Road Co. and the Gaylord of Snaketown.
Popular Opinion
snakyman is loved and hated throughout the community(Probably mostly loved, due to 120 people having goodrepped him at the time of writing).
Skytrill snak is love, snak is life
1posa1 #lyingsnak
FredrikFehrm He's the nicest one on here, you should get close to him
Time_Crystal snaky is very unusual
DosMiniDoc snaky is special
ScarClaw72 I dont hate him :o
Nyancraft84 for some reason no one likes snaky
6stooges even if you manage to kill snak like 20 people will come after you
api448 whats that have to do with anything
OiTrowls anna why isnt snaky mod
Snakyman has apparently also been banned from the discord over 5 times for saying the N word and posting wooden dildos and such.
The Noob
snakyman first wanted to join MinecraftOnline during August of 2017, but did not have his computer with him, and forgot about it until October 2017. On his first day on the server, he remembers 3 things: being called "snak" for the first time (has usually exclusively been called snaky or snakyman on other servers), finding Skyline and adopting the ugliest wood, birch, as his preferred material, and how damn laggy the server is!
The Mayor
snakyman I tend to be busy all the time with my bad towns
snakyman used to almost always be found at one of his towns; usually at Snaketown, and sometimes at New Snak City. He ran both of them mainly solo, but with help from a few others.
The Executive
snakyman im too lazy today
snakyman is usually too lazy to do bulk works by himself, and pays his minions to do his boring work for him, such as cutting down trees or gathering resources not available in auto-farms. He was also in charge of or high ranking in many organizations.
Organizations
The Creator
snakyman well here there’s a lot of unfinished builds
snakyman loves building! However, many of his builds are never finished, but I will try to list them all here but there are WAY too many to count!
- Snaketown
- New Snak City
- Isle of Snak
- FG Headquarters
- Industry Island
- Snakyman Holding A Giant Salami
- Snaketown - New Snak City Highway
- BenEm Meeting Center
- Freedonia General Assembly
- Pallet Town
- Great Northwestern Highway
- Gayton
- EastCliff House
- Sandmore House
- Room in Turn_Off tower
- Aeston Isle
- Owns the coordinates 69 69 -69, -69 69 69, and -69 69 -69 (69 69 69 was taken by
Xyginator, and these signs have probably been griefed by now) - Novulo
- Freedonia Road Co. HQ
- Project Glacier
- Madison Square Garden
- Probably the Mega Penis
- Various other builds and houses I forget about or didn't add
The Destroyer
ArcticSnide's base after some good stalking, brewing, and elaborate planning*
snakyman is a feared snek on MCO. If a person harms or offends snakyman he tends to have violent reactions. This is why he came up with the idea of Gayetria. He has many PVP kills, and no legitimate, honorable PVP deaths. He was banned from Peaceful Society for killing noobs that would not have stopped hitting him if he did not kill them, so he ended up killing members of their town 8 times. He was later unbanned. He has had multiple generations of his sword, Snak Food.
The Long Journey
snakyman is not very good with foreign relations (or typing) when under pressure!Days after he first joined, snakyman found Forrrest and started making what is now Snake's Mansion in Snaketown. After making the mansion, he was inspired by Numington Town and another town I cannot remember the name of to create Snaketown. Snaketown grew, Industry Island and other islands were settled, and New Snak City was created because he wanted a place to build on land (one of the many issues with Snaketown is that it is floating above water). He has been a target of many griefs due to the griefer known as 
lemons222 disliking him. Then, the bane of his existence on mco was created: Lemonaid Town. He tried to ally, but then quickly grew frustrated due to the lack of cooperation from 1posa1 and lemons222. The town was revealed to be an attempt to recreate N-Town, but with Snaketown and Lemonaid Town. Months later, after endless repairing grief and having no time to expand Snaketown, he founded the Isle of Snak. Then, he started the Freedonia Road Co.
The Banned Player
snakyman a
snakyman was banned on November 17, 2019 by 
walteratt after his macromod glitched and said "a" 11 times. He was unbanned in 3 minutes.
On December 15, 2019, snaky was once again banned, this time by 
FlyingJellyfish for charges of greifing relating to Soviet Eden. After a failed appeals process, it was determined that snaky is now permanently banned.
Likes
- Waffles
snakyman waffles are better than sex
- Killing people who think they are better than him, with his trusty sword, Snak Food!
snakyman griefers do not deserve to be spared by snak food
- Forrrest and Snaketown
- Being a leader
- Auto farms
- The fact that pee is stored in the balls
- Memes
Birch Wood- Tacos
Helping players- Changing his friend's account/alt's name
- Making minecraft servers for him on random computers
Dislikes
- Probably you
- Most breakfast foods that are not waffles
- People who are annoying
- Most people in general
- Bad trolls
- 1posa1
- Everything that comes out of the mouth of 1posa1
- Everything built by 1posa1
- Griefers (specifically
Githis, lemons222 and api448) - His many unfinished builds
- When people call Snaketown "Snakytown"
- People who chat too much
- Most of the gays at Crown's Landing
- When people build giant old wooden ships that: have no draft, their sails up WHEN they are docked, or made behind a GIANT DAMN WALL
- Donald Trump
- UFP
People You Will See snakyman with
- Time_Crystal
- 6stooges
TECHNOFIZZ1406
runarlogi
KingServal
BenjaminBsuper and basically all BenEm leaders- Anyone who lives in one of his towns
snakyman standing in his spawn castle
snakyman stripping
snakyman stripping more
snakyman's Picture Contest September 2019 sumbission that tied in 4th place. The only prize he got was a painting named 'painting' in blue.
