Lias getfsg arsegazimboesd
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On 12/8/2012, 
Liastrae logged on drunk and immediately started spouting nonsense. A transcript of what he said during that time can be read below:
(MCS) <Liastrae> ChivalrousWeasel is sexually retarded, his genetals looks like they've been larded, he has no dick, (MCS) <Liastrae> only a pussy (MCS) <Liastrae> of which is twice the size, of Kentucky (MCS) <Liastrae> I'm fishing (MCS) <Ldog540> So you fish by insulting weasels? (MCS) <Liastrae> Yup. (MCS) <Liastrae> It was also slightly poeticf <@slowriot> oh liastrae you poet (MCS) <Liastrae> ololo (MCS) <Liastrae> I can write worse poems (MCS) <Liastrae> RAPE (MCS) <dorn284> It disturbs me that the word Rape apparently summons me (MCS) <Liastrae> There's this religion (MCS) <Liastrae> It's so full of shite (MCS) <Liastrae> It explains why (MCS) <Liastrae> I'm an anti-semite (MCS) <Liastrae> You should know I have had about 12 shots of Jagermeister (MCS) <Liastrae> only faggots like thaa (MCS) <Liastrae> w yt (MCS) <Liastrae> Fuck osdasf (MCS) <Liastrae> off* (MCS) <Liastrae> You're a cumsltu < TMCheeze> Yay people (MCS) <Liastrae> the TM in your hame is dtupid (MCS) <Liastrae> What was IO tihiknng (MCS) <Liastrae> thinging (MCS) <Liastrae> k (MCS) <dorn284> new keyboard? (MCS) <Liastrae> no (MCS) <dorn284> Drunk? (MCS) <Liastrae> Slightly (MCS) <Liastrae> Ima destroy this cube (MCS) <Liastrae> evry time i presd to go foreward it opens my incentory (MCS) <Liastrae> Heh (MCS) <Ldog540> Yup, Lias is drunk (MCS) <Liastrae> I was prsesing E (MCS) <Liastrae> Why is my spelling failing (MCS) <dorn284> Alcohol (MCS) Palindrome7 joined the game (MCS) <Liastrae> Its mot normally that bad after ive drunk a bit (MCS) <Liastrae> :I (MCS) <dorn284> So 'rape' summons dorn, and 'alcohol' summons Palin? (MCS) <Liastrae> parently (MCS) <Palindrome7> DRINK (MCS) <Liastrae> I just broke a ton of ice (MCS) <Liastrae> Dorn cmere (MCS) <Liastrae> no (MCS) <Liastrae> acke (MCS) <dorn284> Eff 4 pick? (MCS) <Liastrae> its a ho (MCS) <dorn284> Wtf (MCS) <Liastrae> shutup (MCS) <Liastrae> ) (MCS) <Liastrae> Thas a lot of spawnger (MCS) <Ldog540> Lias, did you make this weird box thing? (MCS) <Liastrae> smg doarn yes its myths (MCS) <Liastrae> fail (MCS) <Ldog540> Wait, who built this? (MCS) <Palindrome7> You take some blunt trauma to the head, Lias? (MCS) <Liastrae> myth (MCS) <Ldog540> Do you have permission to edit this (MCS) <Liastrae> ow (MCS) <Liastrae> he was gong to take it down (MCS) <Ldog540> Well, did he ask you to take it down? (MCS) <Liastrae> he is so afk (MCS) <Liastrae> he said i could (MCS) <Liastrae> WTF (MCS) <Ldog540> Lias sounds like he's heavily drunk and a victim of blunt cranial trauma (MCS) <Liastrae> Hah (MCS) <Liastrae> Im not haveyl drunk (MCS) <Liastrae> I've had the majority of a bottle of jager though (MCS) <Ldog540> Lias, you are quite drunk (MCS) <Liastrae> Look at how manby sapawners! (MCS) <Liastrae> screw spelling (MCS) <dorn284> Dibs on the spawners! (MCS) <Liastrae> MIne (MCS) <Liastrae> Shit (MCS) <Ldog540> Hey Lias, are you sure Myth gave you permission to keep all the stuff when you demolished it? (MCS) <Liastrae> We live together fagot (MCS) <Ldog540> I wanted an answer, not an insult (MCS) <Liastrae> Shh (MCS) <Liastrae> cool (MCS) <Liastrae> So many spawners (MCS) <Liastrae> LDOG (MCS) <Liastrae> COME HERE LOL (MCS) <Liastrae> mods xD (MCS) <Palindrome7> You are so drunk (MCS) <Liastrae> lMAoxD (MCS) <Ldog540> You're only SLIGHTLY less drunk than Riot always is (MCS) <Liastrae> BJAJAJAJAGGG (MCS) <Ldog540> Lias...maybe you shouldn't be playing Minecraft right now (MCS) <Liastrae> no im dinge (MCS) <Liastrae> dying] (MCS) <Liastrae> bffs (MCS) <Liastrae> im not alcoholic (MCS) <Palindrome7> Just very drunk (MCS) <Liastrae> 'ver# (MCS) <Liastrae> 'very#' (MCS) <Palindrome7> Exactly, 'ver# (MCS) <dorn284> Do me a favor. Don't make alcoholic jokes. (MCS) <Liastrae> xD (MCS) <dorn284> No beer or whisky for me to drink while I read em (MCS) <Liastrae> What do you canl an alcoholic (MCS) <dorn284> A wife beater (MCS) <Liastrae> your mum (MCS) <Liastrae> shuitrup (MCS) <Liastrae> nobody woulds dare kil me! (MCS) <Liastrae> FAck (MCS) <dorn284> Lias, you're safe. I kill friends myself :D (MCS) <Liastrae> your not my fewrnd :) (MCS) <dorn284> Lias, you dont get a choice about being my friend :p < xArches> Liass <3 (MCS) <Liastrae> hey your that girl bb<£w (MCS) <Ldog540> Long story short: Drunk Lias playing Minecraft, xArches < xArches> I love Lias drunk. mmh. (MCS) <Liastrae> dont have to telel the woprld < xArches> Lias its okay (MCS) <Liastrae> lola lmost fellt om y death xDd yolo < xArches> DID HE JUST SAY YOLO. (MCS) <Liastrae> xD (MCS) <Ldog540> Now we KNOW you're drunk (MCS) <Palindrome7> Now he has to die (MCS) <Liastrae> drunk lais can still troll (MCS) <Ldog540> That's not trolling Lias (MCS) <Liastrae> yloo < xArches> yloo < xArches> Thats cute (MCS) <Liastrae> UUUUUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (MCS) <Ldog540> When you're drunk, your trolling finesse disappears < xArches> Hes too drunk to remember basic controlsprobably xD (MCS) <Liastrae> I was press e to go forward (MCS) Liastrae died: fall (MCS) <Liastrae> yu nad mae jump (MCS) <Palindrome7> Lias had a lot of xp on him < xArches> Lias is gonna be pissed when he sobers up tomorrow lmfao (MCS) <Liastrae> mor like in aw ekk < xArches> hes lucky I speak drunk (MCS) <Palindrome7> "More like in a week" (MCS) <Liastrae> your mum (MCS) Ellen124 died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) <Liastrae> don kil me again (MCS) <Ellen124> i have never killed you! (MCS) <Liastrae> did ou get my ho? (MCS) <dorn284> Lias, you fell to your death earlier trying to get me (MCS) <BryBer> lias do you know what 3+3 is? <Palindrome7> Holy shit lias is wrecking the fuck out of his own mob grinder Hahahah (MCS) <Liastrae> bry, 6 you fucking idiot (MCS) <Liastrae> now i dont want to help you wirth your homewaork (MCS) <Ldog540> Poor Lias (MCS) <Liastrae> im not poor (MCS) <Liastrae> i am kinda (MCS) <Liastrae> Hehe, Wekl is the name of a good drummer < xArches> Drunk Lias is a fun Lias (MCS) <Liastrae> Hi Jelly (MCS) <Liastrae> I always thought you were my favouyrit eadmin (MCS) <Ellen124> Lias, i can haz stuff back? :) (MCS) <Liastrae> id didnt pick your shit uip (MCS) <Liastrae> I just dont seen to hirt the right keys (MCS) <Liastrae> lag?>> (MCS) <Ldog540> Lias has taught me never to consume alcohol < xArches> It ruins your life (MCS) <Liastrae> ylruj mum# < xArches> You end up like Lias (MCS) <Liastrae> i touch tpye (MCS) <Ldog540> Well, never tasted alcohol, but it smells pretty disgusting (MCS) <Liastrae> it smells amzxing, lodhow <Palindrome7> If you want to watch lias fuck up his grinder <Palindrome7> tp to me (MCS) <Liastrae> what do cayts ssay when they like somnthing (MCS) <Liastrae> its purriegfeect (MCS) <dorn284> Arches, you mean you're a chick with a dick? < xArches> I'd be down for it Dorn (MCS) <dorn284> Lias, good news! (MCS) <Liastrae> whgat < xArches> I could put a strap on on my body, he's too drunk to know the difference. (MCS) <Liastrae> id like that but yoyure too short to reach by buthole (MCS) <MattyQ> Is Lias intoxicated? (MCS) <Ldog540> Extremely so (MCS) <Liastrae> exxagetryateing (MCS) <Liastrae> what was that (MCS) <Liastrae> archse (MCS) <Liastrae> heres a fucking tip next time you take a picture of toyurself (MCS) <Liastrae> stop angvling the fucking camera (MCS) <Liastrae> it makes ytou lkook like youree aLWAYS SIDEWAYS < xArches> AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG < xArches> I'm fucking dying... (MCS) <Liastrae> aherj3 (MCS) <Liastrae> NO (MCS) <Liastrae> hahahah (MCS) <Liastrae> jelly was in lava (MCS) <Forvac> is lias on? (MCS) <Liastrae> io rememebr wehen i was a virgein (MCS) <Palindrome7> No, but he is present (MCS) <Liastrae> waht foravac (MCS) <Liastrae> or shoud i sayh Forsackol (MCS) <Liastrae> wjile in at it i might as well finish the hole bottle (MCS) <Forvac> NO LIAS (MCS) <Liastrae> whhy (MCS) <dorn284> Go for it! (MCS) <Forvac> ur going to get achahol poisening (MCS) <Liastrae> im not 5 fasgott (MCS) <Liastrae> its only jagermister fuck (MCS) <Liastrae> my face hurst < xArches> LIAS PUT THE JAGER DOWN (MCS) <MattyQ> That stuff makes you see the devil, but I don't think a bottle will kill you. (MCS) <MattyQ> Lias, my lad. What are you doing to this thing? (MCS) <Liastrae> removingh it matty (MCS) <MattyQ> why (MCS) <Liastrae> its jungle ant usels (MCS) <Liastrae> gugly and useless (MCS) <MattyQ> I'm not sure jungle ants have anything to do with it. (MCS) <Liastrae> xD (MCS) <MattyQ> You could finish it tomorrow. (MCS) <Liastrae> is only 8 ocock (MCS) <Liastrae> can u superpick it? (MCS) <Liastrae> f (MCS) <Liastrae> oclokc (MCS) <MattyQ> If you're sure you want that to happen. (MCS) <Liastrae> yah (MCS) <Liastrae> I ceekp seeing mods (MCS) <Liastrae> HI (MCS) <dorn284> We are just watching (MCS) <dorn284> Some of us recording (MCS) <Liastrae> FUIAJKM (MCS) <Liastrae> HAHAH (MCS) <Liastrae> THEY DACVBK (MCS) <dorn284> Dacvbk? (MCS) <Liastrae> FAKc (MCS) <Liastrae> zomblesi (MCS) <Ldog540> Lias, you're going to regret this later. I don't think you ask Matty to superpick this (MCS) <Liastrae> no (MCS) <Liastrae> maty superlick (MCS) <Palindrome7> HAHAHA (MCS) <Liastrae> -pi* (MCS) <Liastrae> im suer maty gives super lickss (MCS) <Liastrae> GTIAGF (MCS) <Liastrae> HES BUILDING DIRT < xArches> I'm about to piss myself from laughter. omfg. (MCS) <Liastrae> arches whhore (MCS) <Liastrae> JELlryr? (MCS) <Liastrae> jely (MCS) <FlyingJellyfish> yes lias? (MCS) <Liastrae> Can we hav e fisticuyffs? (MCS) <FlyingJellyfish> no lias (MCS) <Liastrae> AIGYBAw (MCS) <FlyingJellyfish> I'm not running a fistycuffs (MCS) <FlyingJellyfish> and I don't think you can run one right now (MCS) <Liastrae> i can hery (MCS) <Liastrae> Who wants fisticufss < xArches> You're too pissed man (MCS) <Liastrae> i dont piss men < xArches> You know, you're passed drunk. You need a new fucking word (MCS) <Liastrae> arsegazimbos (MCS) <Palindrome7> PERFECT < xArches> Lias is arsegazimbo'd. (MCS) <Liastrae> i sopelt it wrong (MCS) <Liastrae> i pissed in the pool once (MCS) <Palindrome7> Without Lias, it's just a swimming ool (MCS) <Liastrae> HAHAHGH (MCS) <Liastrae> i jus tfinaihgend the bottl (MCS) <Liastrae> finiswhebg (MCS) <Liastrae> finishd (MCS) <Palindrome7> I think lias is trying to speak in a lovecraftian tongue (MCS) <Ldog540> I'm putting this on the wiki (MCS) <Ldog540> Suggestions on article names? (MCS) <Liastrae> Lias getfsg arsegazimbosd (MCS) <Palindrome7> That is your title (MCS) <Liastrae> bgagg (MCS) <Liastrae> AHAHgh (MCS) <Liastrae> hwme!" (MCS) <Liastrae> Im tried (MCS) <Forvac> lias goto bed (MCS) <Palindrome7> That was almost "Hume" but I doubt he is talking about the philosopher (MCS) <Liastrae> Nietszche < xArches> I have goosebumps from laughing so hard (MCS) <Ldog540> So, everyone fine with "Lias getfsg arsegazimboesd" as the title? >:P (MCS) <Palindrome7> Yes (MCS) <Liastrae> Nietzsche (MCS) <Liastrae> God is deadf (MCS) <Liastrae> oh (MCS) <Liastrae> i found a birrle og glen moaraine in my cu (MCS) <Liastrae> pbord (MCS) <Liastrae> our gramar sucks (MCS) <Palindrome7> Lias, you don't need a bottle of whiskey now (MCS) <Liastrae> Yuip (MCS) <Ellen124> hey lias? want to go on ts? (MCS) <Liastrae> whesr my mic (MCS) <Liastrae> icant find my ni (MCS) <Liastrae> mic (MCS) <Liastrae> efissingcewyt x (MCS) <dorn284> Why is the damn hoe breaking wool so fast? (MCS) <Palindrome7> It's enchanted (MCS) <Liastrae> atony i hav no idea why ou are msging me (MCS) <Lone_Lycan> it's paid to do it that way (MCS) <Liastrae> AHAGHAHAHAH (MCS) <Liastrae> fisticuffsa ium not fdsoing (MCS) <Palindrome7> He is getting worse (MCS) <Liastrae> LOOKS LIKE A GAOT XD (MCS) <Palindrome7> What does? (MCS) <Liastrae> WHata|Y (MCS) <Liastrae> IIyou didnt dye (MCS) <Liastrae> die (MCS) <Ldog540> No, did you pick up MY stuff when I died (MCS) <Liastrae> you int die (MCS) <Liastrae> yoYOLO BITCHA (MCS) <Liastrae> IM HUNGRY <Ellen124> bleh, lias using fire sword at spawn (MCS) <Liastrae> FIGHT MAE LIKE A MASN (MCS) <Liastrae> Wahers my stone sword.. (MCS) <Liastrae> ? (MCS) <Liastrae> im thisrt (MCS) <MattyQ> Hey Lias, why don't you have a glass of water? (MCS) <Liastrae> Back (MCS) <Liastrae> SO AWHTsa nheventyone doungh (MCS) <Forvac> u got more liquor lias? (MCS) <Liastrae> glem noraime (MCS) winx51 died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) <Liastrae> BAheheh (MCS) Ldog540 died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) <Liastrae> banee? (MCS) <Forvac> lias arches says to get off ur drunk ass and get ur mic (MCS) <Liastrae> anhw (MCS) <Liastrae> awhjat? (MCS) Ellen124 died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) BryBer died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) Forvac died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) Ellen124 died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) Forvac died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) Forvac died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) BryBer died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) BryBer died: pvp_Liastrae (MCS) <Liastrae> PENIS (MCS) <Liastrae> Whathy didf you dfo thaseyt? (MCS) <Liastrae> BUIIBAH (MCS) <Liastrae> BOOONB (MCS) <Banandit> sorry im going out to go pvp people for fun (MCS) <Banandit> idc who it is bringing a godsword with me (MCS) <Liastrae> YOU CANT KILL ne (MCS) <Liastrae> BNAhAHH (MCS) <Liastrae> soneone jhsut b anned mne ftikn yteansoeaj cabn sineibe ybbvebn ne okease? (MCS) <Palindrome7> The fuck? (MCS) <Ldog540> Lias...you've been drinking more, haven't you? (MCS) <Dzugavili> I got a text message from a drunk coworker like that last night. (MCS) <Liastrae> UI na yoyur drunlk cowkrer!# (MCS) <Dzugavili> I sure hope not. (MCS) <MattyQ> He wants to be unbanned from teamspeak (MCS) <Liastrae> ALREdy am (MCS) <Liastrae> spawn (MCS) <Liastrae> spawnnhbg (MCS) <Banandit> i wanna play pigchinkoooooooooo (MCS) <Liastrae> BANADNIT OEWENE ARE YOu (MCS) <Liastrae> lOL (MCS) <Liastrae> Is not LOLENDAtn (MCS) <Ldog540> Don't mind Liastrae, he's drunk (MCS) <Liastrae> oEnssis (MCS) <Liastrae> . (MCS) <Liastrae> GUIEREG (MCS) <Liastrae> I FOUNBD GERIF (MCS) <Liastrae> Gerfif! (MCS) <Liastrae> GHNASTSFS FUCKNIG OMRON (MCS) <Liastrae> ARCHES IS LIK EDIAMONDL LINE OF FATG FAEC (MCS) <Liastrae> Banaafn kil Em BITHNC (MCS) <Liastrae> XANFERT CONE TEAMPEK (MCS) <xanderstrike> no teampek (MCS) <Palindrome7> Yeah Xanfert, cone teakpek (MCS) <Liastrae> AYOur Nun (MCS) <xanderstrike> go to bed lia (MCS) <xanderstrike> you're drunk (MCS) <Liastrae> SOS OUR NUN (MCS) <Liastrae> DORN SNELAN AS (MCS) <Liastrae> PENSISN (MCS) Liastrae left the game (disconnect.quitting)