Summoning of SlowRiot

The summoning song of  SlowRiot (as penned by  RedstoneHUD)

To the tune of "Oh where has my little dog gone"

Oh where, oh where

has Lord  SlowRiot gone,

Oh where, oh where can he be?

I shall summon him

with a shitty-ass song,

Oh where, oh where can he be?

Results

So far, summoning of  SlowRiot has yet to occur. Keep trying!