On the ninth of November in the year Two-Thousand Thirteen, a grand act of godness, sorcery, and, some might say, magic occurred.
The Story
It allllllll started when 
s_man232 was planning to duel 
TheEBlocker.......
<
SnappyMuppetman> thought you two were pvp'ing?
< TheEBlocker> we keep regening
< s_man232> We cant
< TheEBlocker> we need a place with no beacon stuff
< SnappyMuppetman> why?
< SnappyMuppetman> Ok
< s_man232> spawn
< s_man232> is why
< s_man232> how about /warp drumcity
< SnappyMuppetman> accept both of you
< TheEBlocker> will it kill me
< SnappyMuppetman> No
< TheEBlocker> nice an open field
< SnappyMuppetman> sman, come
< s_man232> no
< SnappyMuppetman> why?
< SnappyMuppetman> blocker is here
< s_man232> who knows where you are
< SnappyMuppetman> remote...no chance of grief
< TheEBlocker> its a big open stone box
At this point, Snappy had died - TheEBlocker had killed him, but this is irrelevant to the story
< SnappyMuppetman> really
<
ekim8> :O
<
techkid6> Well......
< s_man232> wait I wasnt rady
< ekim8> Nice eblocker!
< s_man232> that is stupid
< techkid6> douche, he just got there >_<
< s_man232> rematch!
< TheEBlocker> no
< ekim8> oh then thants no fair
After the brutal murder of s_man232, techkid6, and SnappyMuppetman decided to take action!
The Plan
< s_man232> TheEBlock I have a trade for you
< s_man232> A god about a year ago gave me a god stick
< techkid6> It breaks any item instantly
< s_man232> It allows you to spawn in anything
< techkid6> Spawns stuff too
< s_man232> I will give it to you for my stuff back
< s_man232> deal?
< TheEBlocker> i have his sword with me
< s_man232> The stuff for the stick
< techkid6> ovah here
< techkid6> stand still
< techkid6> so, s_man will give you the god rod, and then you will give the sword?
< techkid6> ok, s_man, gimme the stick
s_man232 gave him the stick, and was given his enchanted sword as a return
< TheEBlocker> this is a regular ass stick
< techkid6> and then I will teach you how to use it
< techkid6> Ok, to use the stick, type !stick give item
< techkid6> so like...
< techkid6> !stick give diamond
< TheEBlocker> !stick give sponge
< TheEBlocker> didnt do anything
< techkid6> Odd, must not work for non-gods.....
< techkid6> watch
< techkid6> !stick give bone
Out of thin air a bone appears in techkid6's hand
< TheEBlocker> !stick give diamond
<
14mRh4X0r> # This can get hilarious
< 14mRh4X0r> # lemme get in the console xD
This is where it gets interesting
< TheEBlocker> and the "god stick" doesnt do anything
< techkid6> eblock, it worked marvelously for me
< 14mRh4X0r> TheEBlocker: have you tried waving it while using the command?
< 14mRh4X0r> It works a bit like a magic wand
< TheEBlocker> !stick give diamond
< TheEBlocker> does nothing
< TheEBlocker> !stick give diamond
< TheEBlocker> got nothing XD
< TheEBlocker> nothing at all :/
< techkid6> like this
< techkid6> !stick give disc
And the disc appears
< techkid6> see
< TheEBlocker> !stick give disc
< TheEBlocker> nothing
< techkid6> are you nodding your head in mystical ways while you do it?
< techkid6> You have to BE the wizard
< TheEBlocker> you gave me the disc
< TheEBlocker> !stick give disc
< TheEBlocker> nothing
< techkid6> you can also spawn blocks
< TheEBlocker> !stick give diamondblock
< techkid6> !stick summon cake
< techkid6> BOOM CAKE
< TheEBlocker> !stick summon diamondblock
< TheEBlocker> NOTHING
< TheEBlocker> this darn stick doesnt work
< techkid6> you can even shoot lightning
< techkid6> !stick shoot lightning
Bolts of lightning and bursts of thunder are seen and heard all around
<
Haromis> TheEBlocker, did you check your inventory yet though?
< TheEBlocker> !stick shoot lightning
< TheEBlocker> yes, you GAVE me the stuff
< Haromis> Who, me?
< TheEBlocker> the stick didnt do it
< TheEBlocker> no techkid
< TheEBlocker> !stick give diamondblock 64
It begins giving him items, but, only one at a time
< TheEBlocker> how come i only get one thing at a time?
< TheEBlocker> !stick give diamondblock 64
A REVELATION
< TheEBlocker> oh i know
< TheEBlocker> im not a donor, so i cant use it
< TheEBlocker> !stick shoot lightning
It WORKS
< 14mRh4X0r> # ahahah priceless
TheEBlocker ends up leaving, swordless and alone with his god stick
Reactions
< Haromis> That guy really was an idiot, wasn't he
< Haromis> Probably still is
< Haromis> But you know what I mean
<
Menmeth> and then some
In Summary
Don't mess with the "gods", they will smite you.
See Also