User:Beeraeka
Beeraeka is the best of us, and is an incredible human, despite being made mostly of beer. We should make him an admin immediately.
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Darkerfly> Beer is actually kinda funny
 Beeraeka
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 Beeraeka | |
| About | |
|---|---|
| Known as | Beer |
| Gender | Sus |
| Location | The Republic of Verico |
| Nationality | Verican |
| DOB | -11-6th |
| Occupation | Chief Justice of Verico. Chief Editor at Verico Post. |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | 23rd April 2019 |
| First building | His house in Drocata Swamp |
| Staff member | Moderator |
| Donor level | * Donor |
| Kit level | **** Gold |
| View profile and statistics | |
[Written by 
cmb1100, and he tried to frame 
tyhdefu 😂] ^^^
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
ok and
any askers
did I ask
[Written by tyhdefu] vvv
Critisism during presidency
Beeraeka has been accused of being too much like a dictator during his Verican presidency, by multiple different members of the community:
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TurtleCobra> BEER DICTATOR CONFIRMED
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SleeplessTheCat> Beer is a dictator
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HY_Turkic> for me, Beer is a dictator and a tyrant at once
<Leah_Starcraft> beer is no dictator
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snakyman> beer is dictator
< snakyman> Beer is just dictator
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Egypt95> beer is dictator
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1Catnip> beer is dick taker
Likes
[Disclaimer] - The following are from community opinions, therefore are 100% correct at time of writing
- amogus
- Bedrock
- Bedrock mapart
- Literally anything that resembles bedrock
- tyhdefu
Freskooo- HY_Turkic
Drdrs_
Dislikes
[Disclaimer] - The following are from community opinions, therefore are 100% correct at time of writing
DemetriCZ
TheDemetri
TheDemetree- Blocks that aren't bedrock
- HY_Turkic
Pretzel33
Interesting Facts
- Beeraeka is comprised of 100% alcohol
- Bedrock cannot speak, and therefore has never used a mic in public VC
- Bedraeka seems self-conscious of their bedrock texture, it is possible that they have a misaligned pixel or similar but this is only speculation.
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- He clearly failed middle school Latin class, as evidenced by the last 2 poems
- Beeraeka is SUS. He is the imposter confirmed, and he is AMOGUS.
[Written by tyhdefu & cmb1100] ^^^
Poems
"Joey McBricks At the Gate Part 1" by 
Beeraeka (Inspired by and partly a parody of Lays of the Ancient Rome by Thomas Babington Macaulay)
Beeraeka walks to his brown house
He meets McBricks Joey
"'Sup man, how you doin'?"
"Nothing much, bababooey"
"Would you like to go on a quest?"
"Solve the maze, steal things in Catnip's chest?"
"Oh, yes, that sure sounds nice"
But a great adventure oft comes with a high price
They walk to the maze, with tremendous bravery
They sure will show, who's the boss of this century
"Come on, man, we're almost there"
"Come on, man, Mcbricks Joey"
"I'm walking slowly, for I am wise"
But a great adventure oft comes with a high price
"Hey! Who goes there! Those two young men!"
Shouted the gatekeeper
"Oh, we're from Verico Post"
Shouted Beer, the news reporter
"Well, I know you. But here's what's precise,
A great adventure oft comes with a high price!"
Then out spake brave Joey McBricks,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late;
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods?"
"Update" by Beeraeka
Is the update real?
Or is it not?
Have we all been tricked again
What have we got?
The songs that have been sung
Twelve bells thus have been rung
Were they for naught? Have they forgot?
Lest deceived our thoughts
Find truths we ought
For update, we sought
"The Raging Reynard" by Beeraeka
It took one fun Reynard to achieve
He could make all the people believe
His tales of the maker
Villainous and faker
He’d never ever try to deceive
"Kenny Boy" by Beeraeka
They call me Kenny Boy
Say I’m too scary for Illinois
Say I’m from an alien clan
In disguise, posing as a man
Some folks else, they call me God
But most folks just say I’m odd
Say I control the weather here
Say I can warp to where you’re near
Well, truth is, I’m just a fellow
Whose wand is kind of yellow
I am always here or there
Yes, you know, that I do care
Well, I’m just, looking out for you, working by the hour
So, I guess, I do have some kind of power
"The Big Man" by Beeraeka
Hey, how big is the Big Man, he who governs McO?
Hey, how big is the Big Man, does someone actually know?
Is he powerful? Is he very strong? I just hope that I’m not wrong
For suggesting that the Big Man will surely come along
Can he guard us against the wicked, and is he very wise?
Can he guide us through these strange times, and then fight he who denies?
Can he use his benevolent fist, or a hammer, or a gong?
Boy, do I hope, that the Big Man, will quickly come along
Oh, well, let us just calm down, lest our heads explode
Be not panic, be not scared, ‘cause he cares for his abode
He will surely use his faculties, to fight him like a kong
Yes, I do know, that the Big Man, will surely come along
"The Bedrock on McO" by Beeraeka
When I dream in my lonely nights, oh, I only dream of it
That great and strong big black block, oh, it makes me die a bit
How can one deny its epicness, greatest one of its kind
For the Bedrock on McO, is the best block you can find
When one locks their valuable chests, one does it with sheep's wool
But, of course, all the learned men, know that bedrock is the tool
The Bedrock cannot be destroyed, that's why you must bear in mind
That the Bedrock on McO, is the best block you can find
Unfortunately, it's illegal, because it's been decided so
No bedrock can be a possession, unless you're op, you know
So when you see one unnatural, please report to the adminkind
Even though the Bedrock on McO, is the best block you can find
"Verican Democracy" by Beeraeka
Someone once told me
VC's not democratic
Well, that's a big lie
I love Verico
Birthplace of democracy
of, here, Freedonia
"Sussus Amogus" by Beeraeka
Sussus Amogus
Optimus Opus
Superfluous
Discuss Venomous
"Sussus Amigus" by Beeraeka
Sussus Amigus
Dominus Sanctus
Sussus Amogus
Laudo Imposterem
Sussus Amigus
Dominus Sanctus
Sussus Amogus
Dominus Sanctus