User:Snakyman

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User snakyman
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robot derp fire/ice thing

About
Known as snaky, snak, snek, snake, snak food, snak cakes, gayman, dad, sanky, sank, snakyboi, snakywoman, the woman, snakattack, spronkyman, snakymom, and spankymom
Gender Male
Location NYC
Occupation Student
In Freedonia
First joined 21 October 2017
First building Snaketown
Donor level ***** Diamond
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 getplayerhead.sh?witchy1000&16.png witchy1000 Maybe mom snaky is going to make you eat your broccoli and spank you if you are naughty
 getplayerhead.sh?ZENTHONX&16.png ZENTHONX snakyman you watched too much tentacle rape

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman is a player who has recently been unbanned on MinecraftOnline and who is actually the dad of everyone on the server. He owns and spends most of his time in-game managing the towns Snaketown and New Snak City. He is widely known as one of the nicest players on the server, and even one of the nicest humans on the planet. He is the President of Freedonia Road Co. and the Gaylord of Snaketown, as well as the chancellor/emperor of the Freedonian Imperial Federation. Also, not much of the newer parts of this wiki are written by him.

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Popular Opinion

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman is loved and hated throughout the community (Probably mostly loved, due to 160 people having goodrepped him at the time of writing).

 getplayerhead.sh?Skytrill&16.png Skytrill snak is love, snak is life
 getplayerhead.sh?1posa1&16.png 1posa1 #lyingsnak
 getplayerhead.sh?1posa1&16.png 1posa1 #modshatesnak
 getplayerhead.sh?1posa1&16.png 1posa1 everyone hates snak
 getplayerhead.sh?1posa1&16.png 1posa1 even the mods hate snak
 getplayerhead.sh?FredrikFehrm&16.png FredrikFehrm He's the nicest one on here, you should get close to him
 getplayerhead.sh?FredrikFehrm&16.png FredrikFehrm And then you can use his niceness for your own good
 getplayerhead.sh?Time_Crystal&16.png Time_Crystal snaky is very unusual
 getplayerhead.sh?Time_Crystal&16.png Time_Crystal but in a good way
 getplayerhead.sh?DosMiniDoc&16.png DosMiniDoc snaky is special
 getplayerhead.sh?ScarClaw72&16.png ScarClaw72 I dont hate him :o
 getplayerhead.sh?Nyancraft84&16.png Nyancraft84 for some reason no one likes snaky 
 getplayerhead.sh?6stooges&16.png 6stooges even if you manage to kill snak like 20 people will come after you 
 getplayerhead.sh?api448&16.png api448 whats that have to do with anything
 getplayerhead.sh?OiTrowls&16.png OiTrowls anna why isnt snaky mod
 getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri I will not play on server that has snaky on it

Snakyman has apparently also been banned from the discord over 5 times for saying the N word and posting wooden dildos and such. He is also known for typing his sentences so fast, they are hard to read.

 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman WATI waith wthat thefuck isth its

He also constantly advertises for his town, Snaketown, and if you ever see him online, you have likely seen him advertise several hundred times.

 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman move to snaketown
 snakyman left the game.

The Noob

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman first wanted to join MinecraftOnline during August of 2017, but did not have his computer with him, and forgot about it until October 2017. On his first day on the server, he remembers 3 things: being called "snak" for the first time (has usually exclusively been called snaky or snakyman on other servers), finding Skyline and adopting the ugliest wood, birch, as his preferred material, and how damn laggy the server is!

The Mayor

 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman I tend to be busy all the time with my bad towns

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman can almost always be found at one of his towns; usually at Snaketown, and sometimes at New Snak City. He runs both of them mainly solo, but with help from a few others.

The Executive

 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman im too lazy today

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman is usually too lazy to do bulk works by himself, and pays his minions to do his boring work for him, such as cutting down trees or gathering resources not available in auto-farms. He was also in charge of or high ranking in many organizations.

Organizations

The Creator

 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman well here there’s a lot of unfinished builds

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman loves building! However, many of his builds are never finished, but I will try to list them all here but there are WAY too many to count!

The Destroyer

 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman *Poisons horses at getplayerhead.sh?ArcticSnide&16.png ArcticSnide's base after some good stalking, brewing, and elaborate planning*
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman you said you do not like my town
 getplayerhead.sh?ArcticSnide&16.png ArcticSnide those aren't my horses
 getplayerhead.sh?ArcticSnide&16.png ArcticSnide Nice one. You poisoned someone else's horses
 getplayerhead.sh?ArcticSnide&16.png ArcticSnide to get revenge on me

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman is a feared snek on MCO. If a person harms or offends getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman he tends to have violent reactions. This is why he came up with the idea of Gayetria. He has many PVP kills, and no legitimate, honorable PVP deaths. He was banned from Peaceful Society for killing noobs that would not have stopped hitting him if he did not kill them, so he ended up killing members of their town 8 times. He was later unbanned. He has had multiple generations of his sword, Snak Food.

The Long Journey

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman is not very good with foreign relations (or typing) when under pressure!

Days after he first joined, getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman found Forrrest and started making what is now Snake's Mansion in Snaketown. After making the mansion, he was inspired by Numington Town and another town I cannot remember the name of to create Snaketown. Snaketown grew, Industry Island and other islands were settled, and New Snak City was created because he wanted a place to build on land (one of the many issues with Snaketown is that it is floating above water). He has been a target of many griefs due to the griefer known as getplayerhead.sh?lemons222&16.png lemons222 disliking him. Then, the bane of his existence on mco was created: Lemonaid Town. He tried to ally, but then quickly grew frustrated due to the lack of cooperation from getplayerhead.sh?1posa1&16.png 1posa1 and getplayerhead.sh?lemons222&16.png lemons222. The town was revealed to be an attempt to recreate N-Town, but with Snaketown and Lemonaid Town. Months later, after endless repairing grief and having no time to expand Snaketown, he founded the Isle of Snak. Then, he started the Freedonia Road Co.

The Banned Player

 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman a
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 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman a
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman a
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman a
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman a
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman a
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 snakyman left the game.  
 snakyman was hit by the banhammer!

getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman was banned on November 17, 2019 by getplayerhead.sh?walteratt&16.png walteratt after his macromod glitched and said "a" 11 times. He was unbanned in 3 minutes.

On December 15, 2019, snaky was once again banned, this time by getplayerhead.sh?FlyingJellyfish&16.png FlyingJellyfish for charges of griefing relating to Soviet Eden.

The Unbanned Player

His appeal went roughly like this:

 [TG] <Snaky Man> Hi can I appeal
 getplayerhead.sh?Krenath&16.png Krenath Snaky Man, what is your in game name?
 [TG] <Snaky Man> snakyman
 snakyman has been unbanned.
 snakyman joined the game
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman Hi
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman Where the fuck am I

On April 27, 2020, Snaky was once again unbanned by getplayerhead.sh?Krenath&16.png Krenath. This was a rare instance of an appeal with the condition of limiting the free speech of the unbanned player, this was due to the alleged harassment of New Eden residents and staff.

 getplayerhead.sh?Krenath&16.png Krenath Alright.  I'm considering unbanning you, but there will be conditions.  You don't have the full protection of our normal rules, like total freedom of speech.  
 Your pattern of harassment and your toxic attitude near the end were your warning about that.  Together with this talk you don't have any warnings left.

On May 26, 2020, Snaky's Freedom of Speech was returned due to good behavior and his warnings were removed.


Likes

  • Waffles
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman  waffles are better than sex
  • Killing people who think they are better than him, with his trusty sword, Snak Food!
 getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman griefers do not deserve to be spared by snak food
  • Forrrest and Snaketown
  • getplayerhead.sh?AlphaAlex115&16.png AlphaAlex115
  • Being a leader
  • Auto farms
  • The fact that pee is stored in the balls
  • Memes
  • Birch Wood
  • Tacos
  • Helping players
  • Changing his friend's account/alt's name
  • Making minecraft servers for him on random computers

Dislikes

  • Probably you
  • Most breakfast foods that are not waffles
  • People who are annoying
  • Most people in general
  • Bad trolls
  • getplayerhead.sh?1posa1&16.png 1posa1
  • Everything that comes out of the mouth of getplayerhead.sh?1posa1&16.png 1posa1
  • Everything built by getplayerhead.sh?1posa1&16.png 1posa1 (except for his stone farms) (his stone farms broke so I redact my previous statement}
  • Griefers (specifically getplayerhead.sh?Githis&16.png Githis, getplayerhead.sh?lemons222&16.png lemons222 and getplayerhead.sh?api448&16.png api448)
  • His many unfinished builds
  • When people call Snaketown "Snakytown"
  • Most of the gays at Crown's Landing (especially getplayerhead.sh?Raflamar&16.png Raflamar for griefing him)
  • When people build giant old wooden ships that: have no draft, their sails up WHEN they are docked, or made behind a GIANT DAMN WALL
  • Donald Trump
  • UFP
  • When new towns steal all of the new players and he can't get enough citizens for Snaketown

People You Will See getplayerhead.sh?snakyman&16.png snakyman with



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