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User Madjock999
Known as Idiot
Gender Male
Nationality Ukish
DOB -01-13
Occupation Wannabe troll
In Freedonia
First joined 22 December 2010
First building A mud house near Drumcity
Donor level ***** Nether
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Dude is lord of all da perved-out muthafucka surveys Dude is tha head troll contrary ta common misconceptionz of dem of a lesser mind. Goin near his ass aint a smart-ass game chizzle Built loadz of crap thangs n' Slow n' Rune ludd his muthafuckin ass. All tha admins n' modz ludd ta torture him Da rap of his bangin return ta Minecraftonline goes like dis da thug was so bugged out wit ghetto of Bullshiznit afta managin ta git 7 85z n' ashez of al'ar dat da ruffneck decided ta once again n' again n' again press tha Minecraft symbol on his screen it then took his ass by surprise ta seem dat tha freshly smoked up page was straight-up different. This confuses Madjock as he aint tha brightest tool up in tha shed but he eventually managed ta go on tha multi playa option n' type up in but then he immediately gots tha fuck into a argument wit a now disgraced forma admin (guess who) fo' realz. After dis he played n' fucked up peoplez experience of tha game fo' all dem mo' minutes before eventually decidin mah playas was too jealous cuz da thug was straight-up blue. This hustled his ass ta look all up in his oldschool skins n' pick up his oldschool most straight-up bangin Hitler, But Chivalrousweasel was on tha prowl n' was soon rapin his ass every last muthafuckin time he left spawn so he looked fo' a minute fo' Chivalrousweaselz skin but ta no result yo. Dude then decided ta pick tha straight-up original gangsta Minecraft skin da perved-out muthafucka saw n' picked tha Steve/terminator one n' dis is what tha fuck dat schmoooove muthafucka has till dis day. N.b Skin has chizzled yo' eyes may burn when you peep dat shit.

~Note, dis 'article' was freestyled by tha thug it be bout n' may, up in fact, be straight-up true

This part aint: Mad be a tosser, whoz ass has been banned a uncountable number of times, yet still be thinkin da perved-out muthafucka should be modded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In-fact, just earlier todizzle, he made remarks bout tha mod stick which confirm tha previous statement: Bubba: mah playas wanna destroy something, biatch? Mad: Why don't you mod stick dat shit. This shows our asses what tha fuck would happen ta tha ghetto if madjock, tha wack speller, was given certain powers. Dat punk wack enough wit tp'ing. Yes yes y'all. Thatz dat shit. Madjock999 summed up in all dem linez of text. Goodbye Au Revoir Auf Wiedersehen (I don't give a fuck any more)


A standard IRC interaction with Madjock999 can include moments like the following: