User:MegaGnome

MegaGnome
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Gender	Male
In Freedonia
First joined	March 26th 2011
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MegaGnome has lurked in the far flung corners of Freedonia for so long, that time itself seemed irrelevant and this memory was discarded. (At least 3 or 4 months.) His goals were to wander the land, creating hidden nooks and crannies, occasional tombs, and to explore the more wild regions of the land.

Intentions are all well and good, but he couldn't help but explore every cave. Once in each cave, he couldn't help but mine. Since mining produces and requires resources, one needs storage. To keep one's storage organized, one needs a home. Like some sort of mildly creative pox on the land, MegaGnome wandered almost perfectly NW. In his wake are numerous creations, some mildly interesting, while others are so pitiful that there very well may be protests around them at any given moment.

His original creation of somewhat mentionable worth is the Wee Titan Who Wears A Stupid Brown Thing But No Pants. He then traveled on and spent untold weeks mining the hell out of some cave for no apparent reason before doing the exact same thing again a ways away. Gnome likes to point out that it's dark and scary at night, so he often hides in caves despite being addicted to "shiny things". At this second pointlessly laborious mining location, he also built the Three Mildly Interesting Pyramids. If he tries to tell you it was his idea and he's clever or some such nonsense, hit him with a cake.

Currently MegaGnome is working on the Freedonia Word Park. Due to his amazingly bad luck, it happens to now contain the Northwest Nexus DIRECTLY on the spot of a port town that was being planned. Despite this incursion of techno-insanity, he continued to build the park. There are trails, a few entrances to his requisite massive cave/mine system, his home, a newly planned and partially built port city, and a slightly less incomplete golf course.