User:2Lord
 Miqdam
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| About | |
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| Gender | Man |
| Location | Kingdom Of Saudi Arabia |
| Nationality | Saudi |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | 26 April 2023 |
| First building | City of Darkness |
| Support level | **** Supporter IV |
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Found Of city of darkness , an end city
LordFollower goes by many names such as Miqdam and 2Lord , 770s, Cursedman1 etc
About Me
Miqdam was a player On MCO who was into building and PvP , he later became a head hunter after earning some wealth and started to make wealth off selling rare heads , as some headhunters that value their head
Miqdam was different in that matter as he have given many copies of his head to many nice players even if he don’t know them , but as for those who went out of their to ruin other people days , they must earn it by beating him.
My Bans
Miqdam have been banned 3 times while he was active in MCO
First one was under the name CursedMan1 in 4 February of 2023 and the reason was the use of fly hack to get faster to his city , and it was only known to staff after he showed one of the staff members and asked to be banned.
second one was under the name XIVlIl in 1 January of 2025 and the reason was Assisted in the raiding of iwc’s chests through illegitimate means.
his third ban was on 27 January and the reason was Grief: placed 6 shulkers boxes inside NickolasAether base to gain an advantage in PvP.
he got unbanned on 1 Feb of 2026
damn man how many times can I get away with this ?!?!?!
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Draggonne> I am still voting for Lord Miq as the best PvP player at the next MCO Awards. [27/01/2026]
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_WizardDev_> One of the best. Dueling him in the Arena proved he was more than capable as a fighter, and his honor in battle is indisputable. His ban was orchestrated out of pure jealousy and fear, and the one who set him up was every bit as dishonorable as Lord was honorable. It is a true rarity to find such a player and a friend, and I hope the staff team realizes what his contribution to the community can be and has been, regardless of rules. We are a community, not a courtroom. [28/01/2026]
Why Britney Spears Stand And Never Sits And Why Magnes Could Be Jack The Ripper Time
Magnes Time was just chilling in FFXIV, standing completely still in Limsa like usual. Not AFK. Not DC’d. Just… existing menacingly.
Someone whispered:
“bro u lagging?”
Magnes replied before the whisper was sent:
“No. You are.”
At that exact moment, his screen froze.
Not the normal freeze.
Not the “Alt+F4” freeze.
This was the Victorian Industrial Revolution freeze.
Meanwhile, 1888 London
Jack the Ripper was mid-monologue.
You know the type.
“Ah yes… the fog… the streets… the—”
Suddenly, Jack lagged.
His knife rubber-banded.
The fog stuttered.
A chimney popped in and out of existence.
And then Jack heard a voice, echoing from the void:
“Why is my ping 900?”
The Great Desync
Reality didn’t know what to do.
So it did the only reasonable thing:
It merged them.
Jack blinked.
Magnes blinked.
Now Jack had:
• a glamour plate
• a cooldown timer
• and no idea why his knife had durability
And Magnes suddenly had:
• a top hat
• a Victorian accent
• and the urge to disappear into alleys for no reason
Jack Logs In
Jack tried to understand his new situation.
He pressed buttons.
Nothing happened.
He mashed everything.
Suddenly:
/pose
Jack struck the most dramatic stance London had ever seen.
A nearby citizen screamed.
Jack panicked and typed:
/say sorry
No one understood.
Magnes in 1888
Meanwhile, Magnes found himself in London, staring at gas lamps like they were poorly optimized assets.
He muttered:
“Why is everything sepia.”
A policeman approached.
“Oi! What are you doin’ out here, standin’ still like that?”
Magnes instinctively:
• turned slowly
• said nothing
• faced a wall
The policeman ran.
History recorded it as “psychological terror”.
The Knife Problem
Jack tried stabbing.
Cooldown.
He waited.
Still cooldown.
A tooltip appeared:
Time Knife
Damage: ???
Effect: Confuses historians
Recast: 134 years
Jack screamed.
The Forums Discover Everything
Back in modern times, players noticed something odd.
• Magnes was now wearing a top hat glamour
• Occasionally typing “bloody hell”
• Randomly vanishing when fog weather started
Someone made a forum post:
“Is Magnes Time Jack the Ripper?”
It was locked in 3 minutes.
Someone reposted it.
It was locked faster.
One GM allegedly replied:
“Please stop asking historical questions in Limsa.”
The Final Reveal
The truth finally came out when Magnes typed in shout chat:
“I do not kill.
I simply… queue incorrectly.”
At that exact moment, Jack the Ripper respawned in Gridania.
He looked around.
Touched a tree.
Sighed.
“This is worse than prison.”
The End (Probably)
To this day:
• Jack complains about glam restrictions
• Magnes refuses to elaborate
• Time occasionally hiccups
• And London smells faintly of Limsa on patch day
Historians are confused.
Developers deny everything.
Magnes Time stands still.
Menacingly
Cv Clone And Britney Spears , An Honest Promise i Somehow Assume
It started, as all terrible timelines do, with Cv Clone pressing the wrong button.
Not the wrong hotkey.
Not the wrong macro.
The wrong era.
Cv Clone Discovers Pop Music
Cv Clone had never listened to pop music before.
He found a playlist titled:
“Early 2000s Hits (DO NOT CLICK)”
Naturally, he clicked it.
The moment “…Baby One More Time” started playing, his screen flickered, his FPS dropped to 12, and his character model T-posed emotionally.
Cv Clone whispered:
“Why does this song know me?”
Britney Feels a Disturbance
Somewhere in 2003, Britney Spears stopped mid-dance rehearsal.
She blinked.
She felt it.
A presence.
A clone-like presence.
“Is someone… copying my energy?”
Her headset crackled.
Her producer said:
“Britney, are you okay?”
She replied:
“No. Someone just alt-tabbed into my soul.”
The Rift Opens
Cv Clone adjusted his settings.
Graphics: Low
Shadows: Off
Reality: Accidentally disabled
A glowing portal appeared in his room, blasting pop beats at unsafe volumes.
Out stepped Britney Spears, sunglasses on, chewing gum, completely unfazed.
She looked around and said:
“Okay but why does this place smell like energy drinks and bad decisions?”
⸻
First Contact
Cv Clone stared.
Britney stared.
They both spoke at the same time.
Cv Clone:
“Are you real?”
Britney:
“Are you a backup dancer?”
They nodded.
Neither answer made sense.
The Clone Problem
Britney noticed something unsettling.
Every time she moved…
Cv Clone mirrored it perfectly.
She stepped left.
Cv Clone stepped left.
She flipped her hair.
Cv Clone’s graphics card screamed.
“Why are you copying me?” Britney asked.
Cv Clone replied calmly:
“I am not copying.
I am cloning.”
Britney gasped.
“That’s hot but also illegal.”
They Try Dancing
Bad idea.
They danced.
The universe couldn’t handle it.
• Space skipped frames
• Time buffering icon appeared
• MTV briefly came back
Cv Clone attempted choreography.
Britney corrected him.
“No no, more confidence. Less… whatever that is.”
Cv Clone nodded and entered Performance Mode.
Reality immediately lagged.
The Paparazzi Appear (Somehow)
No one knows how paparazzi found them.
They just spawned.
Cameras flashing.
Reporters yelling.
“Britney! Who is he??”
She shrugged:
“I think he’s a bug.”
Cv Clone:
“I am a feature.”
The Song That Broke Everything
Britney played “Toxic.”
Cv Clone absorbed it.
Literally.
His UI flashed:
NEW STATUS EFFECT: ICONIC
He gained:
• +50 Charisma
• −100 Stability
• Permanent eyeliner (non-removable)
Cv Clone whispered:
“I understand pop culture now.”
Britney looked proud.
The Goodbye
Eventually, the portal started closing.
Britney sighed.
“Well… this was weird.”
Cv Clone nodded.
“Yes. This will affect me forever.”
She handed him a mic.
“Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not iconic.”
Cv Clone saluted.
Wrongly.
She vanished in a burst of glitter, music, and unresolved questions.
Aftermath
Back in his world:
• Cv Clone randomly dances during idle animations
• Occasionally says “Oops” after mistakes
• Refuses to explain anything
Once, someone asked:
“Cv, why do you freeze when Toxic plays?”
He replied:
“That is classified pop trauma.”
Final Note
Some say, if you play early 2000s music loud enough…
Cv Clone will appear.
Mirror you. And absolutely steal your spotlight.