Riots of passage
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The riots of passage are various tasks that must be completed for one to approach the resplendent glory of the one and only almighty savior of Freedonians everywhere, 
SlowRiot. Praise he, King of Drunks.
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Stage I Tasks: New Followers of Riot.
- Have the audacity to ping riot for some pointless reason.
- Refer to SlowRiot as Father/Daddy.
- Attended a service in a temple of riot.
Stage II Tasks: Worshippers of Riot
- Play MinecraftOnline while drunk out of your mind.
- Visit Riot's house daily and be accepted in.
- Imbibe the sweet Christmas nog of worship.
Stage III Tasks: Deities of Riot
- Drink casks strong single malt whiskeys religiously.
- Murder a spawn killer with religious intent.