User:SlowRiot
 SlowRiot
| |
 The God Emperor | |
| About | |
|---|---|
| Known as | Riot, Eugene Hopkinson |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | England |
| Nationality | British |
| DOB | 1984-04-13 |
| Occupation | ne'er-do-well, Deadblob's boxing buddy. |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | 4 August 2010 |
| First building | Riot's House |
| Staff member | Admin |
| Donor level | *** Donor III |
| Kit level | ** Stone |
| Legacy donor level | ** Stone |
| View profile and statistics | |
"SlowRiot is like the Santa Clause who gives toys to the good little Mods and Admins." -
GodlyCheeze
SlowRiot is the founder of MinecraftOnline.com, and the poor soul who bears the financial burden of its ongoing existence. As the One who brought the world into being, and to whom all turn in the gravest of hours, he is generally hailed as the server's God.
He would like it known that none of this page was written by him, aside from this sentence.
The Legend
"riot he was born with a silver bash script in his mouth >_> ... and a twisted regex in his heart >:D" -
rtkwe
He is renowned for implementing some of the more idiosyncratic features of the server whilst under the influence of alcohol, such as the Steve Police or the various death notification messages. He likes to be called SlowRiot or Riot.
The Administrator
"He's Mr. Magic Man" -
MrSlimeDiamond
His technical abilities and sense of misplaced responsibility for the server make him the ideal port of call for bug and crash reports, major terraforming of the server, catastrophes, and the final word on server policy. Note: while the player is welcome to call, the answering response may vary in tone, for SlowRiot is often unyielding in his principles, as befits God.
He is widely suspected to have created the server in response to the knowledge that other servers would be unlikely to welcome his boisterous and fun-loving attitude towards destroying property by means of explosions, causing players to be engulfed by mobs, and last but not least his loving relationship with pyrotechnics.
The Man Himself
"When Riot drinks, we are happy." -
Enjoku
Amongst other delicacies, he enjoys cask strength single malt whiskies, Piper-Heidsieck and Trockenbeerenauslese; he drives a 3L '89 Turbo Toyota Supra with great gusto, and has been known to blowtorch whole blocks of cheese into submission. He is also one of the better Dj's for MCOR
The Truth
"hipster riot was online before lines were on" -
Jmancino2
Some have claimed he is a "drunken, crazy man who wants to be god". Others have pointed out that he's already god, and there's nothing crazy about that.[dubious]
Scholars of Admin lore have recently speculated that SlowRiot may also be the second coming of the Lord Jesus christ. While clearly an active (and thus to all intents and purposes, living) admin, he also has a confirmed grave in Utopia (30m North-East of the Utopia warp). His resurrection points to only one possible conclusion: SlowRiot is also Jesus.
In Brief
"who take can the sunrise, sprinkle it with beer? the Riot man can!" -
TheGriffinLord
Use only in extreme cases, and at own risk.
AgentMuu's artistic representation Riot in his natural habitat - dominating the Frozen Northern Wastes. The flaming eyes are anatomically accurate.
SlowRiot creates chaos at the WIP St. Peter's Basilica
SlowRiot's grave in Utopia
Birthday cake made for Riot by the awesome staff
Statue of Riot at Spawn temporarily replacing the Flippeh statue.
What Slowriot likely looks like IRL
Builds
Here are some of Riot's more or less notable constructions or contributious throughout Freedonia.
Riot's House above Spawn
Bow Bridge near Spawn
PirateShip not far from the former NewSeattle warp.
Floating Pyramid near Spawn
Riot Castle, an obscure and secretly located castle not too far from the old NewSeattle settlement
Tiny house with fireplace at Dial Republic near DrumCity
Statue of a Man on the Toilet in DrumCity.
Cartwheel Tower above UnderWorld
UngriefableTower built as a test building
Gatehouse at ForbiddenOutpost
Visitor Centre at Spawn
Riot's Log Cabin in the middle of nowhere off the Oriental Line of the FRS
Project Angel near the Central Nexus of Project Anubis
Qarn Al Katra ultra-luxury apartment complex in the middle of nowhere
Mycelia settlement and castle
Town Hall at Avalon
University at Avalon
