Yoghurtslavia
 Yoghurtslavia
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 People's Dictatorship of Yoghurtslavia | |
| General Information | |
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| Founder |  spzi_
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| Contributors |  Zvpt
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| Capital Settlement | Yoghurttopia |
| Governance | |
| Start Date | c. 2019–2020 |
| Public | no |
| Status | De facto revolutionary regime |
| Ideology | Left communism (Bordigist) |
| Nation Type | Proletarian dictatorship |
| Categorization | |
| Category | Nations |
Yoghurtslavia, officially the People's Dictatorship of Yoghurtslavia, is a self-declared communist entity that emerged following the Yoghurtslav Revolution in approximately 2019–2020. It occupies a fully enclosed, stone-walled territory formerly known as Yoghurtland. Yoghurtslavia is characterized by a highly centralized political structure, the absence of electoral institutions, and an ongoing large-scale material transformation program in which land, infrastructure, and natural features are systematically converted into pink wool.
The entity is generally described by external observers as a de facto revolutionary regime and is not widely recognized as a sovereign state within the international system.
Etymology
The name Yoghurtslavia derives from the yogurt production facilities that operated within the territory prior to the revolution. According to external accounts, early labor disputes, strikes, and coordinated actions by workers in a yogurt factory constituted the initial catalyst for the revolutionary tensions that later escalated into mass proletarian uprisings. The name was retained after the revolution as a symbolic reference to the movement’s working-class origins.
Geography
Yoghurtslavia consists of a beta-terrain entirely enclosed by a high stone wall of undetermined origin and age. External analyses suggest that the wall functions both as a defensive structure and as a symbolic boundary separating the territory from external political and economic influence.
A defining geographic feature of Yoghurtslavia is the gradual conversion of its internal landscape into pink wool through a process officially termed Total Material Reformation. This program involves the systematic replacement of soil, terrain, vegetation, and built structures with woolen equivalents, resulting in extensive areas of uniform pink coloration. Official statements describe the process as a form of ecological and material restoration following environmental degradation attributed to the previous political and economic order.
As of the present period, the conversion remains incomplete. Untransformed areas are primarily located near the outer wall and in formerly rural zones. Authorities cite material constraints and ongoing internal and external opposition as contributing factors.
Languages
The entity recognizes multiple official languages, reflecting its internationalist orientation and the multinational composition of its revolutionary movement.
The official languages are:
- English
- Interslavic
- Polish
- Serbo-Croatian
- Slovene
Official names by language are as follows:
- English: People's Dictatorship of Yoghurtslavia
- Interslavic: Narodna Diktatura Jogurtslavije
- Polish: Ludowa Dyktatura Jogurtsławii
- Serbo-Croatian: Narodna / Proleterska Diktatura Jogurtslavija
- Slovene: Ljudska / Proletarska Diktatura Jugoslavije
Government and politics
Yoghurtslavia is governed under the exclusive authority of the Unified Yoghurtslav Party (UYP). Political power is centralized, and no opposition parties, electoral mechanisms, or representative democratic institutions are recognized. The governing framework is described by the ruling party as a dictatorship of the proletariat, intended as a transitional form between capitalism and a future classless society.
The entity’s founding figure, known as spzi_, is credited with articulating the ideological foundations of Yoghurtslav communism and with initiating the material woolification program. While no longer occupying a formal executive role, spzi_ continues to function as a foreign affairs representative and as a symbolic figure within the party’s historical narrative and political education.
Official doctrine emphasizes international revolutionary coordination, the abolition of market relations, money, and capital, and the eventual dissolution of state structures following the elimination of class distinctions.
Economy
The Yoghurtslav economy is centrally planned and administered by party organs. Production, maintenance, and distribution are organized without reference to market mechanisms. Pink wool serves as the primary material input across economic sectors, functioning simultaneously as a construction material, resource base, and ideological symbol.
Conventional agriculture and industrial production are largely incompatible with the ongoing woolification process. As a result, foodstuffs and non-wool materials are either synthesized domestically or obtained through limited and tightly regulated external exchange. Official statements characterize such exchanges as temporary concessions necessitated by prevailing global conditions.
Currency, private property, and wage labor are formally abolished within the territory.
History
Yoghurtland period
Prior to the revolution, the territory existed as Yoghurtland, a loosely organized political entity marked by uneven development, material inequality, ecological degradation, and persistent dissatisfaction with governing institutions. Contemporary descriptions reference regional tensions and economic instability attributed to structural contradictions within the prevailing system.
Yoghurtslav Revolution
The Yoghurtslav Revolution began as a series of proletarian uprisings opposing both the existing state apparatus and what revolutionary theorists described as the persistence of hierarchical and commodified material forms. The movement increasingly adopted explicitly communist positions, advocating the abolition of private property, centralized planning under proletarian dictatorship, and international revolution.
Material transformation of the physical environment emerged as a central ideological component during this period.
Civil war
Escalating unrest developed into a civil war between revolutionary forces, commonly referred to as the Pink Yoghurtslav Forces, and loyalist factions seeking to preserve the existing order. The conflict involved extensive use of improvised defenses, propaganda campaigns, and early experimental wool-based infrastructure.
The war concluded with the collapse of the Yoghurtland government and the seizure of administrative centers by revolutionary forces.
Proclamation of the People's Dictatorship
Following the revolutionary victory, the former state was formally abolished and replaced by the People's Dictatorship of Yoghurtslavia. The stone wall was reinforced as a temporary defensive necessity, the Unified Yoghurtslav Party consolidated authority, and Total Material Reformation was declared the central long-term project of the new regime.
The leadership maintains that the entity will persist only until global revolutionary conditions permit the abolition of class society and the dissolution of state structures.