Yoghurttopia
 Yoghurttopia
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| About | |
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| Founder |  spzi_
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| Owner | People's Dictatorship of Yoghurtslavia |
| Contributors |  skyliner_369  VevletBat  pleione64  Koye64 |
| Category | Towns |
| Underground? | No |
| Fortified? | Yes |
| Public access? | Yes |
| Public build? | No |
| Transport | |
| Road link? | No |
| Nexus link? | No |
| Rail link? | No |
| Boat link? | No |
| Portal? | Yes |
| Location | |
| Coordinates | X=-5411 Y=72 Z=3964 |
| Dimension | Overworld |
| Map Link | |
Yoghurttopia is the capital and administrative center of the People's Dictatorship of Yoghurtslavia. The city is currently under construction as part of a long-term centralized urban planning initiative. At present, the only completed structures are the Yoghurtslavia Bureau of Yoghurt (YBY), which functions as the state's primary governing authority and public information center and The Yoghurt Industrial District, which produces the necessary means for Total Material Reformation and additional necessities that provide sustenance for residents of the town.
Yoghurtslavia Bureau of Yoghurt
Constructed atop the former central administrative building of Yoghurtland, incorporating potions of the pre-revolutionary structure into its foundation and lower levels, rather than demolishing the original facility, the party elected to integrate it, citing material efficiency and historical continuity. During reconstruction, the exterior and interior were extensively modified incorporating a brutalist architectural style emphasizing ideological clarity. Remnants of earlier design remain embedded within the base of the building.
Its interior houses government offices, archives, ideological training halls and the national information desk with the function of administrative, political and informational prerogatives that exercise authority over all branches of governance and serving as the primary point of contact between the party and the population.
Public Access and Information
The National Information Desk, located near the main entrance, serves as the Bureau's only regularly accessible public-facing space. Citizens may request information regarding laws, policies and approved historical materials. Responses are issued verbally or through printed bulletins prepared by Bureau staff.
Unapproved inquiries are recorded and redirected to relevant departments for review.
Government Offices
Administrative levels of the Bureau contain offices for party officials, planning committees, and departmental coordinators. All national policy directives, economic plans, and material conversion schedules are issued from within these offices.
Archives and Records
The Bureau maintains extensive archives documenting the history of Yoghurtslavia, including pre-revolutionary records from the Yoghurtland period. Access to archival materials is restricted and subject to ideological review. Certain collections are classified as materially sensitive and are not available for public consultation.
Residential Dormitories
Integrated dormitory sections within the Bureau provide housing for essential personnel, including archivists, night-shift administrators and ideological instructors. The dormitories are utilitarian to allow continuous staffing of critical departments.
Officially, residency within the Bureau is described as voluntary and prestigious. Long-term residency is framed as a demonstration of ideological commitment and trustworthiness.
The Yoghurt Industrial District
The industrial district represents one of the earliest attempts at centralized production within the city and houses three major state-operated facilities, each serving a distinct function within the yoghurtslav planned economy. The central structure simply named "The Yoghurt Factory" is responsible for the production and processing of pink wool and Yoghurtslavian yogurt, both of which are defined as essential strategic resources that support ongoing material conversion projects by providing standardized output.
Adjacently, a facility named "The Ghoulash" specializes in the manufacture of synthetic pink dye used to color Yoghurtslavian yogurt and wool products which is considered critical to maintaining visual uniformity across state goods and propaganda materials.
The third structure, named "Agriculture Plant" is both a controlled agricultural site and biological archive comparable to an international seed vault. The facility preserves pre-revolutionary plant species, genetic material and soil samples. Limited agricultural production is conducted on-site under highly regulated conditions.
Despite its limited physical development, Yoghurttopia is recognized constitutionally as the capital and is the symbolic heart of the Yoghurtslavia.
Party Members
The Yoghurtslavian Proletariat
If you wish to join the Yoghurtslavian proletariat /mail spzi_
