Story of the God Stick

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On the ninth of November in the year Two-Thousand Thirteen, a grand act of godness, sorcery, and, some might say, magic occurred.

The Story

It allllllll started when getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232 was planning to duel getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker.......

 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> thought you two were pvp'ing?
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> we keep regening
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> We cant
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> we need a place with no beacon stuff
 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> why?
 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> Ok
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> spawn
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> is why
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> how about /warp drumcity
 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> accept both of you
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> will it kill me
 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> No
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> nice an open field
 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> sman, come
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> no
 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> why?
 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> blocker is here
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> who knows where you are
 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> remote...no chance of grief
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> its a big open stone box

At this point, Snappy had died - TheEBlocker had killed him, but this is irrelevant to the story

 <getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman> really
 <getplayerhead.sh?ekim8&16.png ekim8> :O
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> Well......
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> wait I wasnt rady
 <getplayerhead.sh?ekim8&16.png ekim8> Nice eblocker!
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> that is stupid
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> douche, he just got there >_<
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> rematch!
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> no
 <getplayerhead.sh?ekim8&16.png ekim8> oh then thants no fair

After the brutal murder of getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232, getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6, and getplayerhead.sh?SnappyMuppetman&16.png SnappyMuppetman decided to take action!

The Plan

 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> TheEBlock I have a trade for you
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> A god about a year ago gave me a god stick
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> It breaks any item instantly
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> It allows you to spawn in anything
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> Spawns stuff too
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> I will give it to you for my stuff back
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> deal?
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> i have his sword with me
 <getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232> The stuff for the stick
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> ovah here
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> stand still
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> so, s_man will give you the god rod, and then you will give the sword?
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> ok, s_man, gimme the stick

getplayerhead.sh?s_man232&16.png s_man232 gave him the stick, and was given his enchanted sword as a return

 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> this is a regular ass stick
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> and then I will teach you how to use it
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> Ok, to use the stick, type !stick give item
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> so like...
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> !stick give diamond
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give sponge
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> didnt do anything
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> Odd, must not work for non-gods.....
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> watch
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> !stick give bone

Out of thin air a bone appears in getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6's hand

 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give diamond
 <getplayerhead.sh?14mRh4X0r&16.png 14mRh4X0r> # This can get hilarious
 <getplayerhead.sh?14mRh4X0r&16.png 14mRh4X0r> # lemme get in the console xD

This is where it gets interesting

 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> and the "god stick" doesnt do anything
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> eblock, it worked marvelously for me
 <getplayerhead.sh?14mRh4X0r&16.png 14mRh4X0r> TheEBlocker: have you tried waving it while using the command?
 <getplayerhead.sh?14mRh4X0r&16.png 14mRh4X0r> It works a bit like a magic wand
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give diamond
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> does nothing
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give diamond
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> got nothing XD
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> nothing at all :/
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> like this
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> !stick give disc

And the disc appears

 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> see
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give disc
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> nothing
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> are you nodding your head in mystical ways while you do it?
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> You have to BE the wizard
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> you gave me the disc
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give disc
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> nothing
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> you can also spawn blocks
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give diamondblock
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> !stick summon cake
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> BOOM CAKE
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick summon diamondblock
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> NOTHING
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> this darn stick doesnt work
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> you can even shoot lightning
 <getplayerhead.sh?techkid6&16.png techkid6> !stick shoot lightning

Bolts of lightning and bursts of thunder are seen and heard all around

 <getplayerhead.sh?Haromis&16.png Haromis> TheEBlocker, did you check your inventory yet though?
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick shoot lightning
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> yes, you GAVE me the stuff
 <getplayerhead.sh?Haromis&16.png Haromis> Who, me?
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> the stick didnt do it
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> no techkid
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give diamondblock 64

It begins giving him items, but, only one at a time

 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> how come i only get one thing at a time?
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick give diamondblock 64

A REVELATION

 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> oh i know
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> im not a donor, so i cant use it
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker> !stick shoot lightning

It WORKS

 <getplayerhead.sh?14mRh4X0r&16.png 14mRh4X0r> # ahahah priceless

getplayerhead.sh?TheEBlocker&16.png TheEBlocker ends up leaving, swordless and alone with his god stick

Reactions

 <getplayerhead.sh?Haromis&16.png Haromis> That guy really was an idiot, wasn't he
 <getplayerhead.sh?Haromis&16.png Haromis> Probably still is
 <getplayerhead.sh?Haromis&16.png Haromis> But you know what I mean
 <getplayerhead.sh?Menmeth&16.png Menmeth> and then some

In Summary

Don't mess with the "gods", they will smite you.

See Also