User:Darth Shark
I don't know who or what this thing is, but he seems to regret things from his past. Something to do with the Nether...
Appeared in the overworld early 2023; has been quietly judging everyone for profanity ever since.
Notes on subject CXX5 by F13ld D0ct0r.
 Darth_Shark
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 ??? Lava creature? Deamon? Magma cube? Subject has refused to extrapolate. | |
| About | |
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| Known as | Darthshark, Darth, Firey-boi (Note from experience, use this name with caution).
Also responds to Crrth for some reason... |
| Gender | Male (Unconfirmed directly, but implied) very not LJBTQ+ |
| Location | Not the Nether. Far east Freedonia. |
| Nationality | Probably the Nether, but unconfirmed. Seems to act awkward whenever asked. |
| DOB | Apparently, time is not recorded accurately in the Nether. Probably 2007 or early 2008.-00- |
| Occupation | On fire? When prompted, responded violently. |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | Sometime Mar 2023 |
| First building | A small spruce and Cobble hut. May have constructed something in the nether before that... |
| Kit level | **** Gold |
| View profile and statistics | |
Sightings:
2023: Mar: Mining in Eastern Fredonia near spruce trees. Building a ramshackle house nearby. Exploring spawn. Spotted exiting East 3 nexus link. Oct: Making many pies at farm.
2024: Jun: Receiving a diamond from 
Luigifan100, discussing headhunters, teleporting in and out of spawn, visiting the Blaze Balloon, entering Iceburg. Mar: Rejoining on the date he first joined, wondering what was up with the Astral Fracture, mentioning Nether Baron Flippeh, egg hunting in Xanpi3000's Mansion.
20CX: Will be spotted time traveling illegally. Something about the nether update...
Relationships:
The subject has not interacted with many, but there have been one or two notable events.
Luigifan100: Gave him his first diamond on 1/9/24. Subject prefers him over Mario.
Unknown [due to notetaking errors]: In possession of subject's head. Circumstances unclear, but the subject now possesses a damaged police officer's uniform.
Clomik: Was shown his impressive reputation cookie collection.
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Darth_Shark> "A steakhouse without steak is like me without fireres. Kinda depressing."