User:GreatBritannia
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 GreatBritannia
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 4untochrist lookalike (not bald though) | |
| About | |
|---|---|
| Known as | Leo |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | London, UK |
| Nationality | British |
| DOB | 2005-09-3 |
| Occupation | Tesco cashier, Sovereign Monarch of Great Britain |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | 03/04/2021 |
| First building | Rickroll QR Code |
| View profile and statistics | |
GreatBritannia is a completely sane individual, praised by many for his incredibly stable genius. GreatBritannia is a delusional maniac, feared by many for his braindead schemes. He is a British man (so obviously a massive alpha chad), and he can usually be seen roaming the server, trying to entice players with "Get Rich Quick" schemes. He is also known for kidnapping villagers with the mental power of his massive brain. GreatBritannia has also founded the "British Commonwealth of Nations" (A.K.A. The British Empire) and is attempting to colonise the server with 
RobotReaction and 
1235_John.
He is a kleptomaniac and will steal everything that is unlocked or valuable. His favourite robbery targets are the bases of old players, which usually have valuable collectable items. GreatBritannia is a demented lunatic on the best of days, and cannot be trusted. Sometimes, he will launch tirades on how weak and fragile Americans are and his amazing greatness. Obviously, British people are godly chads. No one is contesting that, and the server will soon cower in fear of them.
The humble origins of a great player
(Note: Everything here is written by GreatBritannia and therefore is incredibly reliable and accurate!)
On April 3, 2021, after being braindead as usual, I joined a vc with 
4untochrist. He seemed to enjoy playing McO and had always loved it there, 4untochrist was my good friend so I decided to join him there. After all, who wouldn't want such an amazing handsome man in their server such as me? I knew diddly squat about the server and came in with no preparation or prior thought, which is how I usually do things. I joined the server, went on the vc with him, and we talked for hours about his plan to make a massive QR code that would rickroll players near his village.
Me and another user, 
ReactingManiac, started construction on the QR code while 4untochrist lazed about and fell asleep for an hour. I later became friends with ReactingManiac, who was a good person, aside from her not liking the word "sus". She was my first new friend on Minecraft Online, sharing the mutual struggle of being used as slaves by 4untochrist. At this moment in time, 4unto was not a moderator, but he had been talking to me about his desire to become one which was later fulfilled.
The formation of the Great British Empire on Minecraft Online
On 06/09/2021, I proposed the idea of a British Empire on Minecraft Online to 1235_John, 
theschlozmeister, and RobotReaction. Sadly, theschlozmeister thought I was mentally unstable and ignored my message. However, RobotReaction liked the idea of such an organisation, so he could build on his wealth and colonise the server. It started off with 5 goals:
- Become the wealthiest organisation on Minecraft Online.
- Become the most powerful organisation on Minecraft Online.
- Colonise 15% of Minecraft Online's map.
- Erase 16 December 1773 from world history.
- Pretend the American Revolution never happened.
RobotReaction offered his town, Charlietown, to act as a forward operations base for the Empire. The first step was to gain wealth, and I had just the idea. I had taken the coordinates of a walled mega-village in an unspecified location to later return to. Me and a friend set off with a couple of boats towards that area. It led on to:
The Great Villager Heist
Me and a user called Bartamoto grabbed a couple of boats, and hauled ass across the server towards the mega-village. After 30 minutes of sprinting, we finally arrived. The village was walled, but the owner had not thought very clearly about security. The trees around the walls acted as natural ladders, and we used them to scale the walls. Once we approached the horde of villagers, we selected two, shoved them in boats, and exited the way we came. The owner was last online in 2017, so we thought it wouldn't upset him too much that two of his villagers had disappeared since he probably had forgotten the server. Outside of the compound, there was a little lake. We paddled our boats into the middle and walled in the villagers. The user helping me, Bartamoto, went mining to gather materials for a piston while I stayed in the concrete, soggy hut with the villagers.
Once Bartamoto had gathered all the resources, we crafted a couple of pistons and propelled the villagers out of the lake with them. We then went on to travel roughly 2000 blocks using the piston method, taking hours. Once we arrived in an unspecified location, we set up the villagers and prepared them for our private villager hall. This was the first greatest asset to the Great British Empire.
Later, ReactingManiac attempted to trick us into giving the coordinates of the villagers. Us being the big brains we are, almost gave it to her. Her plans were probably to kill or kidnap the villagers.
Edit: it turns out ReactingManiac didn't want to kidnap or kill the villagers, She wanted to help us. I guess I had too much of an anarchy mindset from factions servers and 2b2t.
