User:Jordanmonster

jordanmonster
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In Freedonia
First joined	August 12, 2025
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Brief History

 jordanmonster joined MinecraftOnline at 6:48 PM (18:48) UTC−05:00 on August 12, 2025 for the first time. 16 minutes later, at 7:04 PM (19:04) UTC−05:00, he was banned by Admin  MattyQ for ”Flymodding and uncooperative in rm101. bored+lonely, sad ._.”

It seemed that as soon as  jordanmonster joined the server he began using cheats, notably fly hacks. He tried to pass it off as “armour”, but  MattyQ did not fall for his deception.

Chat Logs

These are all of the related chat logs for the 16-ish minutes that  jordanmonster was playing on the server, before he got banned.

(MCS)  jordanmonster is joining for the first time!
< jordanmonster> hey
(DSC) < retrorandom> h
< Hyperluminous> hi
< jordanmonster> lol
< Hyperluminous> how are you floating?
< jordanmonster> its armour
< Hyperluminous> ah
< jordanmonster> yeah def
< jordanmonster> lol
< Hyperluminous> you def cheating
< jordanmonster> ur coo;
< jordanmonster> cool*
< jordanmonster> nah
 jordanmonster was taken away for interrogation!
< jordanmonster> uhhh
< Hyperluminous> LMFAO
< FLOWRIDERO> ruh roh
< reaxion> hahaha
< reaxion> No cheats last long here
< jordanmonster> erm
< eleanorsilly> especially if you're not discreet about them
< MattyQ> Hey Jordan, how goes?
< jordanmonster> im sorry man
< MattyQ> Me too, bud, me too
< Hyperluminous> bro told me "hey" "look" and started flying
< MattyQ> Did you read our rules when you joined?
< jordanmonster> no i never seen em
< MattyQ> Bummer ._.
< jordanmonster> it tp me to random place
< MattyQ> They're one of my favorite parts of the server
< jordanmonster> u can ban me
< MattyQ> https://minecraftonline.com/wiki/Cheating
< jordanmonster> goodbye
< MattyQ> Check out this one
< jordanmonster> its a mod from curseforge
< MattyQ> Yeah, but we don't allow fly mods (or similar) on the server
https://minecraftonline.com/wiki/Category:Rules
(IRC) <14mRbot> McObot: Šíɫɫÿ linked that 23 hours, 34 minutes ago.
< jordanmonster> ok welp
< jordanmonster> cya
< jordanmonster> ban me :3
< MattyQ> Okay
(MCS)  jordanmonster left the game.
< eleanorsilly> jordan idiot
< RustyFish_01> what
< eleanorsilly> he had a chance at not getting banned
< RustyFish_01> why would someone want to be banned
(MCS)  jordanmonster joined the game.
< eleanorsilly> RustyFish_01: because they don't care
< jordanmonster> erm
< eleanorsilly> but it’s a shame
< MattyQ> Hi, welcome back
< jordanmonster> why me not bannde yet?
< mrmayaaqa> xd
< reaxion> Fly safe, Jordan, just not on Minecraft Online.
< DrawnToLife> xdddddd
< jordanmonster> lol
< eleanorsilly> jordan, please listen to matty before askign to be banned
< MattyQ> I figured you wanted to see my cool rm101 again
< jordanmonster> im not flying its my internet
(MCS)  jordanmonster disconnected: Flying is not enabled on this server
< eleanorsilly> smh my fucking head
(MCS)  jordanmonster joined the game.
< MattyQ> LOL
< mrmayaaqa> xDD
< MattyQ> But you said it's a mod from curseforge? xD
< jordanmonster> yeah
< MattyQ> pick a lane, my dude
< DrawnToLife> internet from curseforge, big difference
< jordanmonster> what happende to ur head
< jordanmonster> alr welp
< MattyQ> Too many cheaters turned me grey
< jordanmonster> ima go on donut smp
< jordanmonster> JK
< jordanmonster> jk
< eleanorsilly> jK
< jordanmonster> he is a nice person i wont do that to em
< MattyQ> Are you just chilling, or do you have any interest in rule stuff?
< jordanmonster> i mean
< jordanmonster> i wanna be chill
< jordanmonster> i never really play on this version
< MattyQ> Cool. Do you mind checking out the rules I shared with you?
< jordanmonster> sure
< MattyQ> Sweet, let me know what you learn
< jordanmonster> ok
< jordanmonster> how tho
(DSC) <cinn> why so merciful
< DrawnToLife> give it a chance, jordan, the server is cool
< MattyQ> https://minecraftonline.com/rules.html
< jordanmonster> ok
< MattyQ> you can click the link in the chat
< FNIA_Bonnie> except when its not
< reaxion> jordan, visit https://mco.re/map too
< FNIA_Bonnie> which is when the server is running at 3 tps
< reaxion> Then you can see why we love it here and why we protect it.
< jordanmonster> ohh
< jordanmonster> ok
< jordanmonster> just like every other server i have been on
< reaxion> This one's a bit different.
< reaxion> The world has never been reset, since the day it launched.
< jordanmonster> :D
< reaxion> So some builds have been here for 15 years.
< jordanmonster> ok welp
< jordanmonster> cya
< MattyQ> Bye again
< jordanmonster> i might be back in like 15 years lol
(MCS)  jordanmonster left the game.
< DrawnToLife> i give him a few hours
< Major_Cozmic> or never
< Zero00__> interesting guy
< MattyQ> Seems lonely and bored xD
< reaxion> We've already got our hooks in him
< V_FIREDRAGON_V> mattyq u are a good person
< V_FIREDRAGON_V> u are a good man arthur
< MattyQ> u a good kid charlie brown
< DrawnToLife> so, matty, are you like an admin? red text guy lol
< MattyQ> Yeah
< DrawnToLife> neat, how long?
< MattyQ> Since 2012ish
< eleanorsilly> matty is old admin
< DrawnToLife> wow.
< eleanorsilly> well, old in "being here on the server"
< MattyQ> Aw, guess jordan was serious this time ._.
< eleanorsilly> awww
< DrawnToLife> i dont know what is with the fascination with being banned, he clearly wanted to be as a badge of honor
< V_FIREDRAGON_V> and then jordan left... went onto his own path, looking for a server where to fly in peace... the end.
< eleanorsilly> out of 317k players he's ban 52ksomething, very not unique
< DrawnToLife> like id understand if it was a free game, but 20 bucks an account lol
(MCS)  jordanmonster was hit with the banhammer! (52346 bans)
< V_FIREDRAGON_V> oh shit
< Major_Cozmic> Have a nice day jordan
< V_FIREDRAGON_V> heck even u decided to put the "._."
< JCobbler2012> that ban reason tho lol
< reaxion> lawl at that reason

Footnote

The use of fly hacks was witnessed firsthand by  Hyperluminous at the Spawn Visitor Center. It was very obvious that  jordanmonster wanted to get a reaction out of the rule-abiding players of MCO.