User:Okoshima
 okoshima
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 The Plunderer | |
| About | |
|---|---|
| Known as | oko |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | Thief |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | 20 May 2011 |
| First building | Right next to Spawn |
| Kit level | *** Iron |
| Legacy donor level | *** Iron |
| View profile and statistics | |
"I may be a thief and a murderer, but I'm not a griefer." - 
okoshima
One of the most famous server trolls. Loves Sauna parties and loves killing Yogscast fans. Okoshima is one of the oldest members of the "Thieves Guild". Being a controversial and polarizing player, there are those who love him and those who detest him. Usually the later have been robbed by him at some point, for no unlocked chest is safe from him. Indeed, it is practically his mission on the server to educate people on the importance of locking chests.
A short history of okoshima
[The following text was found in a member of the Steve Police's pocket. He had collapsed from epic partying and was possibly drunk...]
Okoshima first joined the server on 20 May 2011, and had soon made his first home, right next to Spawn, near the Maze. For reasons best known to himself, 
werdnaz decided to help this new player, who had built his home in such a stupid place.
Amongst other things werdnaz gave him tools and set up a pig spawner for him, although he was uneasy about oko's choice of location.
Inevitably, with oko being in such a high traffic area, altercations occurred, and he was encouraged
to set up home elsewhere. He was invited to stay next to werdnaz, by the ForbiddenOutpost, and there he stayed, until The Nothing decimated his basement and the caves around him.
And so, once again, it was time to move. 
ModernMyth7 kindly teleported Okoshima into the arse end of nowhere, where he could set up home and start afresh. werdnaz travelled with him, as his house had been sliced in two, and they swiftly built new homes in the wilderness.
He also built this fantastic edifice.
Alas, it could not last, for oko grew tired of the intense lag he suffered in the area, and set up home in the ----
[The rest is obscured by vomit.]