Great Cookie Coffer
 Great Cookie Coffer
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 The greatest cookie collection in all of Freedonia. | |
| About | |
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| Owner |  Clomik
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| Contributors |  ScarClaw72,  Cosmic_potato_04,  Crafter_Keegan,  FunkyHunk,  Crugretor92,  Marmo_D,  MonarchOfTheMoon,  xmaragd,  Rufas,  AzaleaDaMemelord,  AlexanderTheSerg
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| Category | Museums |
| Underground? | Partially |
| Public? | Yes |
| Started | 18/2/2025 |
| Completed | 6/3/2025 |
| Size north to south | 308m |
| Size west to east | 83m |
| Height | 115m |
| Location | |
| Coordinates | X=-21210 Y=69 Z=-4062 |
| Dimension | Overworld |
| Settlement | FunkyTown |
| Map Link | |
The Great Cookie Coffer is a massive Reputation Cookie museum currently hosting over 1,600 player cookies with a full capacity of over 10,000. Admins, Moderators, Gods, and even the Banned can be found in it's massive wings.
History
The Coffer was a multi-stage project in it's construction and a collection of this size has many stories to tell
Design
Not long after the 2025 revival of FunkyTown, Clomik commissioned ScarClaw72 to design a large construction to replace his old Iceburg Museum's Reputation Cookie collection. A simple shape and concept was shared on January 26th, 2025 over discord. This featured a basic sketch of the top-down silhouette and design notes such as a large tree in the center vertically separating a Cookie Heaven and Cookie Hell. The wings were to be 100m long, with a goal of supporting a total of ten thousand cookies. At the time, Clomik only had about one thousand and six hundred in his possession, but this massive scale would allow for plenty of growth in the future.
Starting on February 9th, 2025, ScarClaw72 began early concept work in a single player world. After Clomik introduced him to the functionality of Essentials Mod, he was able to help Scar directly by joining the world. In practice, almost all of the design work was done by Scar while Ghomik either watched or helped in more menial tasks. This would later be traded as Clomik would construct about 80% of the museum himself while Scar sat and watched. This habit created an inside joke of Clomik building a chair from which he could watch, later replicated by Scar to return the joke. These chairs became directly incorporated into the build and can be seen on the ends of each Wing often with a funny message or two.
The design began with the entrance and Rotunda exterior. The exterior would be continued with the walls, end caps, rotunda walls, and
eventually the roof and canopies. The interior was designed afterwards, going through multiple iterations for the hallways and central Rotunda. The shape for heaven was created by modeling a 4-sided star shape in Blender and using a remesh modifier with the voxels setting enabled. Hell was designed last, detached from the build as the superflat world lacked space under the main construction. The only external design used for the build was a tree from a Tree Design Repository by 
MediumAevum. Everything else was designed from scratch by Scar. This process was spread out over multiple days to let Scar recuperate his creative and mental energy for such a large project. Clomik would also routinely cringe and make sounds of inner pain whenever Scar incorporated more and more quarts and bricks into the design, knowing the future pain of obtaining the materials.
Construction
Fordone by the weeks of design work, ScarClaw72 let Clomik take over for the building. Besides helping exhume the sediment from beneath the soil in the construction of Cookie Hell, Scar mostly sat back while Ghomik constructed the first half of the museum. He did later participate in process little by little, before majorly contributing in the latter third of construction. AzaleaDaMemelord also started helping at the tail end. AlexanderTheSerg was present during this time period but declined to help, instead just hanging out and chatting with the construction crew in the Freedonian Historical Society Discord VC. Cosmic_potato_04 even pitched in for about thirty minutes before dipping out due to actually having a life unlike the two leads.
Actual construction began on February 18th, 2025 and was completed on March 6th, 2025. In other terms, it took "Over one hundred episodes" or roughly four and one-half seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic which was watched during a large chunk of the process. This helped curb the boredom, caught some weird responses from other players, and ended with Scar actively singing the theme song for each new episode. She also started shouting "LETS FLY TO THE CASTLE" before intentionally crashing on Elytra into a wall. This is a direct reference to a A Brony Meme Video. Whenever she dares mutter those words, they are usually followed by Clomik shouting "NO!" in the voice call or chat.
Once the final bell towers were wrapped up, a hill in front of the entrance was torn down to help flatten the entrance. While the terrain had yet to be terraformed beneath the structure, the daunting task of relocating and displaying all of the Rep Cookies loomed on the horizon for Clomik. The build site was cleaned up, and a small celebration was held while the final chapter sat before them.
Foundations
We Rise
The Walls
Interior
The Bells!
Finished!!
Heaven Draws Near
Cookie Hell Ring Planning
Cookie Hell Dig
Cookie Hell Construction
Cookie Heaven Designed In Blender
Clomik's afk chair while he takes out the garbage and lets in the cats.
Clomik's "gotta take a piss" chair.
The chair she tells me not to worry about.
Scar's chair for watching Clomik work on the museum while I eat bagel.
Grand Opening
TBA
Sections
The Coffer has multiple sections to house all the different players.
Oakwood Rotunda
The Oakwood Rotunda is the centerpiece of the Great Cookie Coffer. It features a massive tree and a walls the transition from earthly colors into the ethereal Cookie Heaven above. The Rotunda offers access to all other sections of the Museum and displays the cookies of all active Admins on the server.
South Wing
Located to the left of the main entrance, the South Wing primarily displays the cookies of players with over one thousand hours or people of interest with considerably rare cookies. As with it's counterpart, it also contains general player cookies in the upper halls.
North Wing
The north wing is located to the right of the main entrance and displays cookies from active and former Moderators. The upper halls, once again, also feature the general player cookies from thousands of Freedonians.
Cookie Heaven
Hung above the Oakwood tree is a glass encasement dubbed Cookie Heaven. It displays the cookies of retired Admins and also Gods who have never held a staff position. The outer reach, dubbed the "Heaven Ring, may be expanded into if the amount of cookies demands it.
Cookie Hell
Concepted by Clomik alongside Cookie Heaven, ScarClaw72 expanded on the idea inspired by the story of Dante's Inferno. Cookie Hell is split into nine different circles with each dedicated to a different category of banned player (loosely) based on each circle's purpose. Most are based on ban reason, with the icy bottom being reserved for the most heinous of banned players.
Circle 1: Purgatory
"The 1st Circle: Purgatory, for the noobs who chose grief."
Purgatory is where noobs to Freedonia with very little play time that decided to grief and get banned go.
Circle 2: Lust
"The 2nd Circle: Lust, for those who can't let go and evade."
Lust is for the banned players that came back with alt accounts and ban evaded.
Circle 3: Gluttony
"The 3rd Circle: Gluttony, for the players who can't keep mouths shut."
Gluttony is where players that are banned for Spam rot with their final words.
Circle 4: Greed
"The 4th Circle: Greed, for those who X-Rayed the earth for wealth."
Greed is for players that used X-Ray Cheats to find diamonds or other valuables.
Circle 5: Anger
"The 5th Circle: Anger, for the regulars players who turned on us."
Anger is for the players who were active members of the community but got banned.
Circle 6: Heresy
"The 6th Heresy: Heresy, for the cheaters among players."
Heresy is for players banned for using other forms of Cheats or exploits.
Circle 7: Violence
"The 7th Circle: Violence, for the mass griefers of specific targets."
Violence is for the players who mass grief specific builds on the server, including Spawn.
Circle 8: Fraud
"The 8th Circle: Fraud, for those turned evaders."
Fraud is for players that were active members of the community but turned out to be old banned players in disguise.
Circle 9: Treachery
"The 9th Circle: Treachery, for the most evil of the damned."
Treachery is reserved for the players that committed the most heinous of acts in the community. They have hurt players or the community in often immoral or even illegal ways.
Cookie Database
While a long list of Cookies can be found on Clomik's wiki page, an effort is being made to catalog and organize all cookies in a Database.