User:Ldog540

Ldog540
Ldog is an 에픽 한국어
About
Known as	dog, DiagnosticDog
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Occupation	CEO of PurpleEmporium Founder of Novum Culta
In Freedonia
First joined	January 28th 2012
First building	Ldog's Meat shop
Kit level	*** Iron
Legacy donor level	*** Iron
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"I'm bored." -Ldog540 shortly before joining MCO

Ldog's wolf family

In January of 2012, Ldog wandered into the snowy wastelands of northern freedonia. He was found and raised by a pack of wolves before striking out on his own to open a meat shop. He become a trifounder of Novum Culta a few months after joining, and has grown firm roots in Freedonia by creating several other builds. Now the CEO and co-founder of Purple Emporium, Ldog won't be leaving Freedonia anytime soon.

Here we see Ldog AFKing

The fun will never end, it's Adventure Time! xD

  Ldog540 I wonder if FlyingJellyfish has graffiti'd my wiki page yet.

Yes... Yes she has...
FlyingJellyfish woz 'ere
this is now a very long wiki page

Ldog's Brain

  winx51 Wise Ldog is wise.

Ldog is generally considered one of the most intelligent dogs in existance. In fact, Ldog was Confucius in a previous life. This earns him the admiration of the whole server.

The Ldog/Confucius studies a strange item

  IgotzASnIPer Ldog, you are way too smart for your age
  FlyingJellyfish ooh ldog is very articulate
  MattyQ Ldog, you're such a smart kid.

However, it has also inspired jealousy in those who covet his exalted status.

  Ldog540 One girl hates me because I stole her position as smartest in the grade

For those who wish to follow in his path of wisdom and knowledge, Ldog offers this advice:

  Ldog540 The smart ones are reading and doing homework :P
  Ldog540 I love getting high...grades!

Modding

Ldog hoping that riot will notice him

  Ldog540 Yeah, I look gooood in blue >:P

Several months after joining the server, Ldog began to feel a burning desire to serve as a moderator.

  Ldog540 A mommy mod and a daddy mod love each other very much, then they have a baby. 
 When that baby is old enough, it joins a minecraft server. Then, it gets a pretty blue name 
 after showing that it can be a mod. The End

He attempted to show his modly abilities by distracting griefers in interrogation and interrupting appeals. Kids, don't try this at home, it never works. Unless you're Ldog that is. He finally obtained the desired staff position in the following manner:

  Ldog540 I  wear no underwear >:P
  SlowRiot want to be a mod anyway?

Ldog's Eating Habits

Ever since he was a baby, food has been very important to Ldog.

 Ldog540 I woke up every two hours and bawled for food

Because he is so wise, Ldog eats his fruits and veggies like a boss

  Ldog540 I eat fruit like candy.
  Ldog540 I love all manner of fruit :P
  Ldog540 I have way over the recommended servings of fruit per day. I eat at least 5 oranges and 3 apples
  Ldog540 I also love baby carrots and celery

He also spurns several less appetizing foods

  Ldog540 I personally hate twinkies
  Ldog540 I hate waffles

Contrary to what one might expect, Ldog's physical stature does not correlate to his food consumption

  Ldog540 I'm incredibly skinny, despite stuffing myself with food >.>

Likes

 Ldog540 I love scarring the psyches of 12 year old noobs :)

• his bestest friends,  Enjoku and  Hermesbird
• Blue (all shades)
• Nice and/or helpful Freedonians
• Sacrifices of Lapis Lazuli
• K-Pop, which he is now addicted to (curse you weirdnaz the megadouche!!!)

  Ldog540 I love to feed my cat cyanide, oh yes i do, i love to feed my cat cyanide

Dislikes

• Wannabe trolls
• Newbie killers
• AFK killers
• Lime green (it burns us)
• Griefers, may their souls be forever trapped in the Nether

Official Positions

Ldog is the official dog breeder of the FlyingJellyfish, a distant relative of the flying spaghetti monster.

  FlyingJellyfish ldog I appoint you royal puppy breeder to her highness the flyingjellyfish

He fulfills the duties of his post with great enthusiasm

 *  Ldog540 chants FlyingJellyfish while sacrificing a newborn lamb to her

Popular Opinion

Everyone loves the Ldoggy

  Enjoku so courteous Ldog is

  shypixel Ldog is hot!

  funnysean Ldog is a Heresy! KILL HIM!!

  MattyQ Ldog is... The Puppy!

  dorn284 Ldog is a nice guy. Do as he says.

  FlyingJellyfish ldoggy your name is perfect :3

Builds

Novum Culta

Mushroom Manor at Mushroom Union

Banhammer Monument at Novum Culta

Face Archives

Halo Adoration

Recently it was discovered that Ldog was a great lover and admirer of the Halo series, especially the recently released Halo 4. He is such a great fan that he and fellow admirer,  Enjoku, created a short but deeply involved recreation of the final battle between Forerunner constructs Offensive Bias and Mendicant Bias, at the end of the Forerunner-Flood War 10,000 years ago. (Link to be provided shortly)