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This wiki page did not serve the agent of confusion, racism, and true chaos the man known as CloneM was. So here am I, your scribe and CloneM scholar, getplayerhead.sh?_CodyWolf&16.png _CodyWolf, here to tell this tale

June 6th, 2021: Beginnings

On June 6th, 2021 at 2:50 A.M. EST, getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM joins the server for the first time. His first contribution to chat, "gang gang" was relatively mild compared to later comments. The next chats are related to the server, and his chances of owning it. In addition, he asks if someone would like to construct a statue of him, as he is a claimed "OG" player and therefore should have a statue.

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> who wants to build a statue of me?
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> I would like to speak with the owner
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> Im tryna buy this server IP address

The next hour is dedicated to quite possibly the only unironic conversation getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM ever made, in which himself and getplayerhead.sh?CallMe0n&16.png CallMe0n discuss the stock market and cryptocurrency. Several of his quotes are dedicated to attacking Pride Month throughout the day.

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> why is there a pride flag at spawn? do i have permission to burn it down?
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> i am asking nicely
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> I aint gay so nah i didnt hear about this gaymonth
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> ill suck a dick or two

At 5:38 P.M. EST, getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM first mentions his wishes to find coordinates and "raid" a base.

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> buying cords to a raid msg me

He will sporadically chat this throughout his time at the server. Nobody ever discovered what a "raid" was. However, during his time commenting this, at 5:45 P.M. EST, getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM first enters sauna, and at 5:52 P.M. EST, getplayerhead.sh?Mechman007&16.png Mechman007 kills CloneM and aquires his head, the first of its kind.

The only other non-statue or raid things getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM does during the rest of the day is asking Zomon to unban the thousands of people who have been banned in the past and attempting to get random people in interrogation freed.

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> do /unban all
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> FREE UP getplayerhead.sh?sid_dragun&16.png sid_dragun HE AINT DO NOTHIN

This ends day one of the CloneM journey.

June 7th, 2021: getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro encounter

getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM logs back on the server on June 7th and spends the first hour arguing with pretty much everybody (but, particularly getplayerhead.sh?Dianthiauwu&16.png Dianthiauwu) about the positives of Capitalism. He also threatens to attack getplayerhead.sh?Dianthiauwu&16.png Dianthiauwu and also is generally mysogynistic.

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> Diana I would choke you out irl
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> id ring ur little head

He also just keeps repeating this:

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> dont be useless like dianna

It also appears that during this time, getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM was just constantly killing himself from fall damage. The reasoning why is unknown. After he gets bored with the Capitalism talk, he goes back to the usual spamming about raids and statues, before spamming another getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM classic,

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> Yo i need food im starving like a african

Another version of this same copypasta:

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> im starving like marvin

getplayerhead.sh?Anna_28&16.png Anna_28 gets on, and proceeds to send getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM to the void

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM}> anna can i tpa 2 u
 <getplayerhead.sh?Anna_28&16.png Anna_28> how about the void instead?
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM}> I choose void
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM}> thank you anna <3

CloneM logs off for awhile, only to log on later and continue asking for coordinates to raids. This confuses getplayerhead.sh?Krenath&16.png Krenath.

 <getplayerhead.sh?Krenath&16.png Krenath> buying coords to what raids?

we also learn that his attempt to purchase the server has not born fruit as of yet.

 <getplayerhead.sh?Selimbits&16.png Selimbits> Clonem how'd your attempt to buy the server go?
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> IM waiting

It is at this point that getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM meets a fellow titan of the server, and one of the few memers who has yet to be banned: getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro. The actual meeting point comes when getplayerhead.sh?_CodyWolf&16.png _CodyWolf says,

 <getplayerhead.sh?_CodyWolf&16.png _CodyWolf> xDavdro you have a problem

{{User|CloneM}} takes the side of getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro, saying

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> _CodyWolf you wanna die rnrn?
 <getplayerhead.sh?_CodyWolf&16.png _CodyWolf> not particularly
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> then keep ur fking mouth shut
 <getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro> keep it shut motherfucker!
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> dont fk with xDavdro or its kill on sight
 <getplayerhead.sh?_CodyWolf&16.png _CodyWolf> CloneM you cannot beat Big Dick Nixon

This interesting conversation ends with getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro and getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM teaming up to try and threaten getplayerhead.sh?_CodyWolf&16.png _CodyWolf and getplayerhead.sh?Darkerfly&16.png Darkerfly, and ultimately getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro distancing himself from the entire situation.

 <getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro> i have no idea who this clown is

getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM, however, stays on getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro's side until getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro starts dissing getplayerhead.sh?Selimbits&16.png Selimbits (For context on this beef, see Pip)

 <getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro> WHERE IS HE (Referring to Selimbits)
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> he wit me
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> Selimbits is my brother
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> dont fk wit us
 <getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro> oh im fucking with him HARD
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> xDavdro you want bullets in ur temple?

According to getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro, this rift starts when getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM disses his characters

 <getplayerhead.sh?SketchyPixel&16.png SketchyPixel> What'd he do? Insult your "characters"?
 <getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro> HE DID SKETCHY
 <getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro> THATS EXACTLY WHAT HE DID
 <getplayerhead.sh?SketchyPixel&16.png SketchyPixel> but your characters suck ass lmao
 <getplayerhead.sh?xDavdro&16.png xDavdro> get off my server

getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM then talks about how someone "griefed" his base, however is not able to /greport it, and instead decides to call in the mythical, "boys." This is the very first mention of the boys.

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> all my boys are joining this server right now its beef

getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM, while antagonizing getplayerhead.sh?Melisseaahh&16.png Melisseaahh, is killed by getplayerhead.sh?Melisseaahh&16.png Melisseaahh. getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM then attempts to get a new player, getplayerhead.sh?Yashenka030304&16.png Yashenka030304, to join his new town which seemingly does not exist, and also starts a long lasting beef with getplayerhead.sh?SketchyPixel&16.png SketchyPixel.

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> im making a diss track on SketchyPixel right now

getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM goes rambling about many different things from this point on, of which some highlights are:

 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> my girl keep texting i hit ignore
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> I saw herobrine before
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> yo am i allowed to rinse this guys beacons?
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> rinse = borrow forever
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> c4m_0g i got a job for u I give u 32 diamonds
 <getplayerhead.sh?c4m_0g&16.png c4m_0g> what job is it?
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> Build a statue of me and benjamin franklin
 <getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM> I just left my tractor I beat my sisters with a screwdriver

getplayerhead.sh?CloneM&16.png CloneM, antagonized by getplayerhead.sh?HZombieMan&16.png HZombieMan, then goes to Georgetown and dies. This ends the June 7th storyline.

Coming Soon: June 8th, 2021: "The Boys"

"I'm gonna miss him now that he's banned" -getplayerhead.sh?HZombieMan&16.png HZombieMan

"I am not" -getplayerhead.sh?_CodyWolf&16.png _CodyWolf

"Good riddance" -getplayerhead.sh?George_Mann&16.png George_Mann