Pip

Pips are quite possibly the most thought-provoking and intergalactic entities in Freedonia. Though originally created in The Nest by their sole creator and certified insane person  xDavdro, nowadays you can find hundreds (if not thousands) of pips in some of the most famous settlements and buildings across Freedonia, including Georgetown, Newport, Gran Syre, Dubina, and even Spawn itself. There are many legends, myths, stories, and certified funny moments that occurred as a result of these majestic and monumental characters, and this wiki page will attempt to record some of the best moments:

Davdro's "Glistening Pip" versus Selimbits' "Timond Dog"

The Great Pip

Origin Story

On April 10th, 2021, the first pip was constructed in The Nest. Thinking it would be funny,  Yolki_ allowed  xDavdro to construct the original pip in his storage area. However,  xDavdro began to construct pips in progressively more obscure and annoying rooms and fields in The Nest. This pissed  _CodyWolf off, who became a forever anti-pip proponent. One would think that, given its humble roots and the fact that  xDavdro was a random new player with only 5 hours played at the time, the joke would end there. Lets just say—pips got bigger.

 xDavdro asking literally every Mod and Admin in sight if they want a pip

 xDavdro has asked many admins and moderators if they would like "one pip, free of charge." These staff members include, but are not limited to:  Vecxin,  Scampi_,  Darkerfly,  LordOfTheShadows,  Krenath,  Anna_28,  Winx51,  Kendon,  Luigifan100,  Moxieskip,  doublehelix457,  EpicBaby,  NevadaDream,  podd, and  Skybirdthing.

 xDavdro's "Glistening Pip," vs.  Selimbits' "Timond Dog

 Selimbits decided to make a Timond Dog bigger than  xDavdro's Diamond Pip in Georgetown. This quickly led to  xDavdro leaving highly sad and threatening signs in front of  Selimbits's Timond Dog threatening him to remove his build.  Selimbits's shiny Timond Dog was superior in quality to  xDavdro's small Pip.  xDavdro lost the battle by far;  Selimbits's huge shiny Timond Dog was built using 50 timond blocks, and  xDavdro's sad Glistening Pip was built using the standard 19 timond blocks. The beauty of these animal thingies come from the material, therefore this proves that  Selimbits's big Timond Dog is superior to the small Glistening Pip.

The Legacy of the Timond Dog-Glistening Pip War.

Both  Selimbits and  Nikta_ have been consistently revising the history of the incident in Georgetown, with the title changing from " xDavdro almost starting a Pip Cold War in Georgetown", to " xDavdro lost a pip war in Georgetown," to " xDavdro caused  Selimbits to employ tactical rearguard action during a Pip war in Georgetown." do not trust anything the above paragraph states.

Murder Mystery

Sometime in late-2022 and early-2023, both the Timond Dog and the Glistening Pip disappeared. Reported sightings of both are widespread across Freedonia, with many believing their conflicts have risen above the simple planes of our reality, with the sightings being them briefly entering our world to continue the endless bloodshed.

 Nikta_'s strange obsession with pips

 Nikta_ has built numerous pips on different servers, truly a great preacher of Pip. He has introduced more than 2 foreigners to the lovely peaceful tranquility and intelligence that is Pip. Pip is love, Pip is life. Nikta himself owns 6 official Davdro pips, as well as dabbling in the art of Pipistry himself. His creations include Misplaced Pip (non-McO), and Sandicorn pip, which reaches the astounding height of y=255. Truly an up-and-coming architect, but still has a lot to learn from the master Davdro.  Nikta_ is the only person besides  xDavdro able to construct official pips.

Note:  Nikta_ has also been changing the history of this section. Don't let him— _CodyWolf

Pip Mushroom Edition

Pip Undead Edition

Pip Purple Edition, with Megapip in background

 xDavdro speaking Spanish in an attempt to sell Pips to new players

 < xDavdro> Soy el seguidor español número uno. También soy el creador del pip, así que compra un pip gratis

The Great Pip

The Great Pip of The Nest was constructed be me,  _CodyWolf, in order to shut  xDavdro up. Unfortunately, it backfired and now serves as the biggest mistake made during the construction of The Nest. It did almost cause an actual conflict between The Nest and Bunker City which had to be resolved by moving the pip onto a large isolated mountain and the creation of a DMZ between the two settlements.  xDavdro also still claims he built it (which he didn't). Luckily, as of September 9th, 2022,  Selimbits purchased the Great Pip in exchange for the Spawn Chest as an NFT.

Emergency Pips during The Battle of Bunker Base

Just look at that wiki, I am honestly too fed up to finish this. Anyway  xDavdro definitely addition griefed making these.

The Megapip and the Darkerfly Incident

The Megapip of nikta's private island, constructed by  xDavdro by commission of  Nikta. It is the largest and most expensive of the pips constructed by Davdro. During it's construction, and in an attempt to get moderator  Darkerfly to teleport him to  Nikta,  xDavdro fake leaked  Darkerfly's IP, outed  Darkerfly as both female and in a relationship with fellow moderator  oopsJay, and threatened to take the whole situation "to the top," which is someone "above Biden." This whole incident was quite possibly the braindead thing to ever occur in the pip saga.

 < xDavdro> hey darkerfly. if you dont think i have boys in every city, explain how i got this: 221:60:111:22
 < xDavdro> WAIT DARKERFLY. i can give you something no one else can. female companionship.

It has been revealed, as of February 8th, 2022, that Darkerfly and oopsJay have broken up, allegedly because oopsJay was committing adultery with  SenatorApple. Truly a devastating ending to what has been called the greatest relationship of all time.

 < Darkerfly> (′・ω・`)> I only love myself
 <Nikita> darkerfly, what about oopsJay?
 < Darkerfly> (′・ω・`)> we broke up
 < Darkerfly> (′・ω・`)> he is cheating with apple

The Megapip (better than The Great Pip)

The  HZombieMan Curse and the Mystery of the Diamond Armor

To understand the situation which preluded the  HZombieMan curse, one requires a little bit of non-pip knowledge.

1.  _CodyWolf is required to pay 10 diamond blocks occasionally to  HZombieMan in order to not be racist.
2.  _CodyWolf is broke.
3.  _CodyWolf owes  HZombieMan some nebulous amount of diamond blocks as a result, and  HZombieMan wants  _CodyWolf's sword "Big Dick Nixon," as a result.

So, our story starts as  xDavdro is ambushed by  NightEwok,  NickEter, and  EpicBaby at spawn while following  susamongus124 in order to give him a pip.  xDavdro is killed, and then threatens that if  NightEwok does not give him his head back in 1 minute,  NightEwok's items will be "on the ground." Furthermore,  xDavdro threatens when he comes back there will be "a whole army." Apparently, this "whole army," is just  _CodyWolf (and  Yolki_, who watches menacingly).  _CodyWolf and  NightEwok fight, and  NightEwok is quickly joined by  HZombieMan who wants to take Big Dick Nixon. Somehow (still a mystery)  xDavdro obtains a god set out of thin air, and joins to help  _CodyWolf.  susamongus124 enters the fray and confusingly fights everyone.  Yolki_ continues to simply watch. Nobody is killed, although  xDavdro abandons  _CodyWolf partway through the battle. The story ends with  _CodyWolf telling  HZombieMan that he will never get the Big Dick, and  HZombieMan cursing all pips in Freedonia. Symptoms of this curse are still unknown.

 < HZombieMan> the sun will never shine on any pip ever again
 < HZombieMan> O LORD I CURSE THEE PIP TO BE BROKEN! THE BONDS THOW USED TO ENSURE ARE VANISH!

Fun Fact: during this battle, we learned that  HZombieMan and  susamongus124 are brothers, and that  George_Mann is their uncle. Genealogy tests to prove this claim are being undertaken as you read this.

Pipsaw Ridge

The place: Battlezone, Red 3 Borderlands Hub. The year: 2022. The name of the game: conflict. As Heruvian Mobile Forces set up tanks to attack the dragon, the Anti-Heruvian Milita moves cannons to intercept, and the Grand Army of the Republic pulls a Genonosis, there is only one army that can stop the fighting: the Grand Pip Army. The second-in-command of the Pip Army,  Nikta_, sends in the helicopters to airdrop over a dozen pips to defeat the enemies of the glorious leader  xDavdro. See more about the conflict on Battlezone.

Downsyndrome Pips

After  ChappJack tried making sheep statues, they looked so bad that  Clomik placed a sign at their original location at spawn titled "downsyndrome pip." The pips were eventually moved by  ChappJack under  Luigifan100's orders to Cakeville, where they stand to this day.

Pip Tours, Pip Cults, and the Infamous "Butt Rub"

This whole night starts with our writer  _CodyWolf attempting to get an admin to move The Great Pip, which was recently reacquired from  Selimbits due to his banning. Our hero  xDavdro proceeded to join, gave "lugi"  Luigifan100 a pip, began discussing how The Nest was the "holy land," for the pips, and offering to show anyone who wanted all the pips in The Nest.

 < xDavdro> wanna see nest pips?

Great flick from the Pip Tour

 EpicBaby performing the classic "butt rub" technique

 WonkaOil420,  Kendon, and  Luigifan100 were the first arrivers to the tour, followed shortly by  EpicBaby,  Podd,  JCobbler2012,  Cosmic_potato_04, and briefly  snakyman,  winx51, and  dendord.  _CodyWolf and  Yolki_, the actual owners and builders of the newly dubbed, "Pipland," had two wildly different reactions.  _CodyWolf attempted to get them to vacate the premises (and became a heretic briefly) while  Yolki_ began selling, "Pipsicles," which were later found out to be non-OSHA approved. After completely selling out,  Yolki_ was reduced to selling Poal.  xDavdro showed the tour, which was beginning to resemble more of a cult than anything, The Great Pip, claiming he built it himself.

 < xDavdro> i built this myself over many seasons
 < xDavdro> each block placed represents one pip in freedonia

Although the real builder,  _CodyWolf, tried to explain he built it,  EpicBaby performed a foolproof "butt-rub" on the Pip, which showed that  xDavdro had constructed the build.

 < EpicBaby> From rubbing my butt on the blocks, it is obvious that Davdro built it.

As the night began slowing down, and with only three deaths on the tour ( Kendon dying twice and  Yolki_ once),  xDavdro logged off, but not before confirming his skin is Dick Cheney,

 < _CodyWolf> davdro what is your skin
 < xDavdro> dick cheney

and that he is in fact, not ticklish.

 < Podd> davdro are you ticklish
 < xDavdro> um. do you think batman is ticklish?
 < xDavdro> he and i have no time

After this evening, I was terrified. Had  xDavdro, Dick Cheney skin and all, planted the seeds of a future Pip cult? Only time will tell.

 xDavdro and  Moxieskip stand next to "fake pip," in Fakespawn

 xDavdro Return, the Fake Pip, and the Terracotta Army.

On March 29th, 2024,  xDavdro returned from an absence of over a year, and began a massive spree of pip construction across the server. With the power of moderator  Kendon's teleporting powers,  xDavdro was moved from base to base, constructing pips in Dubina, Pelican Bay, Red Horse Inn, and StrangeVille among others.  JCobbler2012 commissioned an "terracotta pip army" in Lake Callian, while  Moxieskip allowed  xDavdro to construct the "fake pip" in fakespawn. Though this massive expansion of pip was a massive success for the  xDavdro brand, the icon strives for something greater—a spawn pip.

 < Kendon> helix, respectfully as your peer, there needs to be a pip in spawn
 < Kendon> what can we do to make this happen
 < doublehelix457> we'll take a look, and if it meets standards and makes me horny, i will move it in spawn

The Final Pip

The original pip, now displayed along other relics of the server in the Newport Museum

March 31st, 2024.  doublehelix457 was sufficiently horny, and so construction of the final spawn pip began. Build directly above the Visitor Centre, right next to Riot's House, and completely visible from the spawnpoint of Freedonia, the final pip was constructed. Built of light blue concrete, this pip, dubbed simple "pip," is the magnum opus of all pip history, culture, and art. After construction,  xDavdro took time to bask in the glory of his creation.

 < xDavdro> DONE PIP IN SPAWN
 < xDavdro> i want to thank everyone
 < xDavdro> i want to thank kendon, nikta, yolki, hideous_prime
 < xDavdro> with me from the beginning
 < xDavdro> i want to thank every single person whos had a pip
 < xDavdro> i want to thank doublehelix for making this possible
 < xDavdro> and lastly i want to thank freedonia for taking my creation and wrapping it in a blanket of love and respect

 xDavdro then took his, possibly final, leave, though not without giving all people of Freedonia hope that one day, another pip will be enshrined

 < xDavdro> i will return. it may not be tomorrow, it may not be this year. but i will return and the final chapter in the pip saga will be carved in to stone. Until then, PIP

Some say he rode off on a pip into the sunset; some say he died happily along all of his creations. No matter the reason,  xDavdro has never been seen again.

Wacky Wavy Crazy Quotes:

 xDavdro stands next to Pip, now forever immortalized next to Riot's House in Spawn.

 < Nikta_> pips are THE symbol of tranquility and thought-provokingness

 < xDavdro> pips are these immense intergalactic nft like pieces of art that you can get for free and make real money off of

 < xDavdro> pips are like if the bible and avengers had a baby and it was a minecraft build

 < Yolki_> you either stand for pip or stand for nothing

 < Nikta_> PIP IS LOVE
 < Nikta_> PIP IS LIFE

 < xDavdro> put me in a room with the owner and joe biden and ill leave with them licking bugles off my finger tips

Editors note: I have not the slightest idea what he meant. There is no context missing. This is the quote in its entirety.

 < _CodyWolf> How did we let one fucking guy spam us about his creatures
 < SketchyPixel> no fucking clue
 < SketchyPixel> he has to have some sort of disability
 < xDavdro> nah. Ive got THIS ABILITY

 < RebelCommander7> xDavdro you have 35.90 hours on thats really not much
 < xDavdro> ive got 35.90 mil in my bank account.

 < xDavdro> pips are like 100 michelangelo davids

And that is the story of Pips. This has been your unwilling creator and certified pip-hater,  _CodyWolf