Fakestaff
 Fake Staff
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 We Are The Mall Cops Of MCO | |
| About | |
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| Leadership |  Treepuncher755  SailBird
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| Headquarters | Fakestaff HQ |
| Founded | August 5th 2016 |
| Status | Dissolved |
We are not real staff members.
"I thought it was called Freestaff?" -
PlagueDoc1600
Our Mission
As the Fake Staff, we are more than players; we are the mall cops, hall monitors, and nosey old ladies of MCO. We vow to be a pillar of light and hope to the people of Freedona. To help babysit the griefers, hackers, and spammers of MCO. As we help with the power of the internet. To fill the gap of player and mod. To help protect, help and serve the world of Freedona we have come to admire, enjoy and love. We are the Fake Staff!
Members and Their Titles
The OG members, that have been in Fakestaff since day one:
Treepuncher755, Founder and President of the operation.
Strikeforce360, The Ceo of the operation.
Markrafter9, Le Vice Pres.
SailBird, Official Town Bird
Spencerph12, The one that never gets on.
Vera_Ikarose, Secretary
TheOboys2, Under Cover Fake Staff
ironman2795, Librarian
Other members of Fake Staff before from 2016-2017:
Bowbyslag Investigator of the Players
jakpak, Tree's Official Lawyer
Creeper1552, Helps with Anything ANY. THING.
Spacegaming7a, Redstone professional and builder
AJ856, Does any job
Skytrill, Fox of Fakestaff
Jameswillj, Tech guy
theschlozmeister has taken up his role as Officer Commanding of the faction, acting as staff liason and commissioner of all Fakestaff operations and endeavours. His head office can be found in the main entrance to the Fakestaff encampment.
monsterwasd, Helps when needed
BuddyBudderson, The Prankster Gangster
CatSock_, The Bad Touch
New 2018 Members
MrSlimeDiamond, That active guy
Past Members
PlagueDoc1600 just kind of left.
GMC_Enderman was a member until he was banned from the server.
Juniorgamed was removed from fake staff due to Jerky Spam.
Backstory
Once one night in Freedonia a group was formed. A group of dogooders gathered in the forgotten post office/ bank building.
skybirdthing, the only responding mod, was in for a surprise when the group protested for the post office. He told them it wasn't his decision, so they waited for an admin to give them a answer but while they waited Sky had a another plan; he massacred the Fake Staff. Like an angel descending form the heavens after the death that took place, an admin came as a answer to their prayers. Sadly, the admin was a disappointment and said to get the true answer you needed to lure out the mystical 
SlowRiot with fine wines and after trial and error they still couldn't find the mystical SlowRiot, so sadly they left the post office and decided to make their own HQ. One of our fearless leaders 
strikeforce360 remembered that he had a spot they could call their own. Where this story ends, they are only beginning...
--Vera Ikarose 22:35, 5 August 2016 (UTC) Vera Ikarose
The "Great" Divide
On 8/11/16 Free Staff was at war with itself. Allegedly skybirdthing had been scammed by a member and made demands stating that he either be let into Fake Staff or given 64 diamonds. There was also conflict between members Spacegaming7a and TheOboys2. The two fights raging at the same time had split most of Fake Staff, and had caused some members to even leave. This fight was almost also between members of Spectre and FakeStaff, but luckily the swords and bows were put down before any major conflict occurred. Many people like 
Willaroob_CC and SailBird were caught in the middle with friends against friends! Through some magic, people managed to get everyone to calm down and peace returned to the server. To this day it is still unsure which of the two sides truly won, or if the fight was completely pointless. (Probably the latter!)
Death
After a while of unofficial death with Markrafter9 and Treepuncher755 fighting over if it was, it was officially declared dead on September 25th, 2016.
Rebirth
After some considerable time Freedonia missed Fakestaff, so Treepuncher755 and SailBird reformed the group to continue the good fight!
Joining
Would you like to join? Currently you have to be invited by a member (just ask one) and that member and you will both receive 5 free diamond blocks! (As long as SailBird has more diamonds to give out