User:Beeraeka
Beeraeka is the best of us, and is an incredible human, despite being made mostly of beer. We should make him an admin immediately.
 Beeraeka
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 Beeraeka | |
| About | |
|---|---|
| Known as | Beer |
| Gender | Sus |
| Location | The Republic of Verico |
| Nationality | Verican |
| DOB | -11-6th |
| Occupation | Chief Justice of Verico. Chief Editor at Verico Post. |
| In Freedonia | |
| First joined | 23rd April 2019 |
| First building | His house in Drocata Swamp |
| Staff member | Moderator |
| Donor level | * Donated |
| View profile and statistics | |
[Written by 
cmb1100, and he tried to frame 
tyhdefu 😂] ^^^
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
ok and
any askers
did I ask
[Written by tyhdefu] vvv
Critisism during presidency
Beeraeka has been accused of being too much like a dictator during his Verican presidency, by multiple different members of the community:
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TurtleCobra> BEER DICTATOR CONFIRMED
<
SleeplessTheCat> Beer is a dictator
<
HY_Turkic> for me, Beer is a dictator and a tyrant at once
<Leah_Starcraft> beer is no dictator
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snakyman> beer is dictator
< snakyman> Beer is just dictator
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Egypt95> beer is dictator
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1Catnip> beer is dick taker
Likes
[Disclaimer] - The following are from community opinions, therefore are 100% correct at time of writing
Dislikes
[Disclaimer] - The following are from community opinions, therefore are 100% correct at time of writing
DemetriCZ
TheDemetri
TheDemetree- Blocks that aren't bedrock
- HY_Turkic
Pretzel33
Interesting Facts
- Beeraeka is comprised of 100% alcohol
- Bedrock cannot speak, and therefore has never used a mic in public VC
- Bedraeka seems self-conscious of their bedrock texture, it is possible that they have a misaligned pixel or similar but this is only speculation.
- Beeraeka is SUS. He is the imposter confirmed, and he is AMOGUS.
[Written by tyhdefu & cmb1100] ^^^
Poems
"Joey McBricks At the Gate Part 1" by 
Beeraeka (Inspired by and partly a parody of Lays of the Ancient Rome by Thomas Babington Macaulay)
Beeraeka walks to his brown house
He meets McBricks Joey
"'Sup man, how you doin'?"
"Nothing much, bababooey"
"Would you like to go on a quest?"
"Solve the maze, steal things in Catnip's chest?"
"Oh, yes, that sure sounds nice"
But a great adventure oft comes with a high price
They walk to the maze, with tremendous bravery
They sure will show, who's the boss of this century
"Come on, man, we're almost there"
"Come on, man, Mcbricks Joey"
"I'm walking slowly, for I am wise"
But a great adventure oft comes with a high price
"Hey! Who goes there! Those two young men!"
Shouted the gatekeeper
"Oh, we're from Verico Post"
Shouted Beer, the news reporter
"Well, I know you. But here's what's precise,
A great adventure oft comes with a high price!"
Then out spake brave Joey McBricks,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late;
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods?"
"Update" by Beeraeka
Is the update real?
Or is it not?
Have we all been tricked again
What have we got?
The songs that have been sung
Twelve bells thus have been rung
Were they for naught? Have they forgot?
Lest deceived our thoughts
Find truths we ought
For update, we sought