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User snakyman

robot derp fire/ice thing

Known as snaky, snak, snek, snake, snak food, snak cakes, gayman, dad, sanky, sank, snakyboi, snakywoman, the woman, snakattack, spronkyman, snakymom, and spankymom
Gender Male
Location Vermont
Occupation Being a Legend
In Freedonia
First joined 21 October 2017
First building Snaketown
Donor level ***** Diamond
View profile and statistics witchy1000 Maybe mom snaky is going to make you eat your broccoli and spank you if you are naughty ZENTHONX snakyman you watched too much tentacle rape snakyman is a legacy Diamond Donor on MinecraftOnline and who is actually the dad of everyone on the server. He is known for working on some of the servers greatest and worst cities, and spends most of his time in-game managing the towns Snaketown and Newport. He is widely known as one of the nicest humans on the planet. He is the President of Freedonia Road Co. and the Gaylord of Snaketown, as well as the chancellor/emperor of the Freedonian Imperial Federation. Also, he would like it to be known that not much of the newer parts of this wiki are written by him.

Popular Opinion snakyman is loved and hated throughout the community (Probably mostly loved, due to 160 people having goodrepped him at the time of writing). He is widely known as a Troll. Skytrill snak is love, snak is life 1posa1 #lyingsnak 1posa1 #modshatesnak 1posa1 everyone hates snak 1posa1 even the mods hate snak FredrikFehrm He's the nicest one on here, you should get close to him FredrikFehrm And then you can use his niceness for your own good Time_Crystal snaky is very unusual Time_Crystal but in a good way DosMiniDoc snaky is special ScarClaw72 I dont hate him :o Nyancraft84 for some reason no one likes snaky IvanLeshev "Pee is stored in balls" - Snakyman 6stooges even if you manage to kill snak like 20 people will come after you api448 whats that have to do with anything AlphaAlex115 anna why isnt snaky mod TheDemetri I will not play on server that has snaky on it

Snakyman has apparently also been banned from the discord over 5 times for posting wooden dildos and such. He is also known for typing his sentences so fast, they are hard to read. snakyman WATI waith wthat thefuck isth its

He also constantly advertises for his town, Snaketown, and if you ever see him online, you have likely seen him advertise several hundred times. snakyman move to snaketown
 snakyman left the game.

The Noob snakyman first wanted to join MinecraftOnline during August of 2017, but did not have his computer with him, and forgot about it until October 2017. On his first day on the server, he remembers 3 things: being called "snak" for the first time (has usually exclusively been called snaky or snakyman on other servers), finding Skyline and its 'free birch' building and adopting the ugliest wood, birch, as his preferred material, and how damn laggy the server is!

The Mayor snakyman I tend to be busy all the time with my bad towns snakyman puts all of his effort and resources into building cities. He can almost always be found at one of his towns; usually at Snaketown or Newport, and sometimes at New Snak City. He runs both of them mainly by himself, but with help from a few others.

The Executive snakyman im too lazy today snakyman worked on several cities and helped create many organizations, and is now in the MCO political elite. He is usually too lazy to do bulk works by himself, and pays his minions to do his boring work for him, or has AlphaAlex115 gather noobs to do it. This slavery includes cutting down trees, leveling hills, or gathering resources not available in auto-farms. He was also in charge of or high ranking in many organizations.


The Creator snakyman well here there’s a lot of unfinished builds snakyman loves building! However, many of his builds are never finished, but I will try to list them all here but there are wayyy too many to count

The Destroyer snakyman *Poisons horses at ArcticSnide's base after some good stalking, brewing, and elaborate planning* snakyman you said you do not like my town ArcticSnide those aren't my horses ArcticSnide Nice one. You poisoned someone else's horses ArcticSnide to get revenge on me snakyman is a feared snek on MCO. If a person harms or offends snakyman he tends to have violent reactions. This is why he came up with the idea of Gayetria, Soviet Eden, etc. He has many PVP kills, and no legitimate, honorable PVP deaths. He was banned from Peaceful Society for killing noobs that would not have stopped hitting him if he did not kill them, so he ended up killing members of their town 8 times. He was later unbanned. He has had multiple generations of his sword, Snak Food.

The Troll snakyman was MCO's resident troll for some time. You can tell that from reading the rest of the wiki. Just thought I should specify it.

The Long Journey snakyman is not very good with foreign relations (or typing) when under pressure

Days after he first joined, snakyman found Forrrest and started making what is now Snake's Mansion in Snaketown. After making the mansion, he was inspired by Numington Town and another town I cannot remember the name of to create Snaketown. Snaketown grew, Industry Island and other islands were settled, and New Snak City was created because he wanted a place to build on land (one of the many issues with Snaketown is that it is floating above water). He has been a target of many griefs due to the griefer known as lemons222 disliking him. Then, the bane of his existence on mco was created: Lemonaid Town. He tried to ally, but then quickly grew frustrated due to the lack of cooperation from 1posa1 and lemons222. The town was revealed to be an attempt to recreate N-Town, but with Snaketown and Lemonaid Town. Months later, after endless repairing grief and having no time to expand Snaketown, he founded the Isle of Snak. Then, he started the Freedonia Road Co.

The Banned Player snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a
 snakyman left the game.  
 snakyman was hit by the banhammer! snakyman was banned on November 17, 2019 by walteratt after his macromod glitched and said "a" 11 times. He was unbanned in 3 minutes.

The Banned Player (again)

On December 15, 2019, snaky was once again banned, this time by FlyingJellyfish for charges of griefing relating to Soviet Eden.

The Unbanned Player

His appeal went roughly like this:

 [TG] <Snaky Man> Hi can I appeal Krenath Snaky Man, what is your in game name?
 [TG] <Snaky Man> snakyman
 snakyman has been unbanned.
 snakyman joined the game snakyman Hi snakyman Where the fuck am I

On April 27, 2020, Snaky was once again unbanned by Krenath. This was a rare instance of an appeal with the condition of limiting the free speech of the unbanned player, this was due to the alleged harassment of New Eden residents and staff. Krenath Alright.  I'm considering unbanning you, but there will be conditions.  You don't have the full protection of our normal rules, like total freedom of speech.  
 Your pattern of harassment and your toxic attitude near the end were your warning about that.  Together with this talk you don't have any warnings left.

On May 26, 2020, Snaky's Freedom of Speech was returned due to good behavior and his warnings were removed.


After rejoining the server, most of the community disliked him due to anti snakyman propaganda. His reputation dropped 30 points. He continued to work on Snaketown peacefully, and then founded Newport. His reputation is continuing to rise to where it once was.

The Banned Player AGAIN

On November 17, 2020, snaky was once again banned because he claimed a mountain too close to Finland. He was actually cleared by the admins a day prior after KingServal was banned for building a pp on the mountain. Snaky was banned for "blocking off finland" when he technically had perms to build there, and since he gave permissions to the mountain to Serval after, they were both unbanned. He was banned for around an hour.

The Legend

 snakyman joined the game. snakyman yeah thats right snaky cocksucker is here SketchyPixel holy shit 

As time went on, players left, snakyman became less active, and he is now known as an "old player." Snaky still comes on for a few days every one in a while, mostly if someone pissed him off on discord or to make city staff changes to maintain his cities. When he joins for the first time in a while, it is met with ":O" or "OMG SNAKY INGAME?!?!" because people seem to respect old players for some reason lol. He seems to be remembered for his legendary trolling ventures (talked about earlier in this page) and his towns. Maybe he will become active again, but is scared of getting banned for no reason again. More playing = more risk.


  • Waffles snakyman  waffles are better than sex
  • Killing people who think they are better than him, with his trusty sword, Snak Food! snakyman griefers do not deserve to be spared by snak food
  • Forrrest and Snaketown
  • AlphaAlex115 ( snakyman would like it to be known that this statement was added by AlphaAlex115, not him, although he doesn't have a problem with it.}
  • Being a cult leader
  • Auto farms
  • The fact that pee is stored in the balls
  • Memes
  • Birch Wood
  • Tacos
  • Helping players
  • Changing his friend's account/alt's name
  • Making minecraft servers for him on random computers


  • Probably you
  • Most breakfast foods that are not waffles
  • People who are annoying
  • MoonIsMyCity (fun fact: snakyman is in his infamous youtube video)
  • Most people in general
  • Bad trolls
  • 1posa1
  • Everything that comes out of the mouth of 1posa1
  • Everything built by 1posa1 (except for his stone farms) (his stone farms broke so I redact my previous statement}
  • Griefers (specifically Githis, lemons222 and api448)
  • His many unfinished builds
  • When people call Snaketown "Snakytown"
  • Most of the gays at Crown's Landing (especially Raflamar for griefing him)
  • When people build giant old wooden ships that: have no draft, their sails up WHEN they are docked, or made behind a GIANT DAMN WALL
  • Donald Trump
  • UFP
  • When ass towns steal all of the new players and he can't get enough citizens for Snaketown


  • When you talk to someone/ask them something and they ignore you. At least just say no.
  • 1Posa1 - oh I already put that? too bad.
  • Mitch McConnell

People You Will See snakyman with