robot derp fire/ice thing
|Known as||snaky, snak, snek, snake, snak food, snak cakes, gayman, dad, sanky, sank, snakyboi, snakywoman, the woman, snakattack, spronkyman, snakymom, and spankymom|
|Occupation||Being a Legend|
|First joined||21 October 2017|
|Donor level||***** Diamond|
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witchy1000 Maybe mom snaky is going to make you eat your broccoli and spank you if you are naughty
ZENTHONX snakyman you watched too much tentacle rape
snakyman is a player on MinecraftOnline and who is actually the dad of everyone on the server. He is known for working on some of the servers greatest and worst cities, and spends most of his time in-game managing the towns Snaketown and Newport. He is widely known as one of the nicest humans on the planet. He is the President of Freedonia Road Co. and the Gaylord of Snaketown, as well as the chancellor/emperor of the Freedonian Imperial Federation. Also, not much of the newer parts of this wiki are written by him.
Skytrill snak is love, snak is life
FredrikFehrm He's the nicest one on here, you should get close to him FredrikFehrm And then you can use his niceness for your own good
Time_Crystal snaky is very unusual Time_Crystal but in a good way
DosMiniDoc snaky is special
ScarClaw72 I dont hate him :o
Nyancraft84 for some reason no one likes snaky
IvanLeshev "Pee is stored in balls" - Snakyman
6stooges even if you manage to kill snak like 20 people will come after you api448 whats that have to do with anything
AlphaAlex115 anna why isnt snaky mod
TheDemetri I will not play on server that has snaky on it
Snakyman has apparently also been banned from the discord over 5 times for saying the N word and posting wooden dildos and such. He is also known for typing his sentences so fast, they are hard to read.
snakyman WATI waith wthat thefuck isth its
He also constantly advertises for his town, Snaketown, and if you ever see him online, you have likely seen him advertise several hundred times.
snakyman move to snaketown snakyman left the game.
snakyman first wanted to join MinecraftOnline during August of 2017, but did not have his computer with him, and forgot about it until October 2017. On his first day on the server, he remembers 3 things: being called "snak" for the first time (has usually exclusively been called snaky or snakyman on other servers), finding Skyline and adopting the ugliest wood, birch, as his preferred material, and how damn laggy the server is!
snakyman I tend to be busy all the time with my bad towns
snakyman puts all of his effort and resources into building cities. He can almost always be found at one of his towns; usually at Snaketown or Newport, and sometimes at New Snak City. He runs both of them mainly by himself, but with help from a few others.
snakyman im too lazy today
snakyman worked on several cities and helped create many organizations, and is now in the MCO political elite. He is usually too lazy to do bulk works by himself, and pays his minions to do his boring work for him, or makes AlphaAlex115 gather noobs to do it. This slavery includes cutting down trees, leveling hills, or gathering resources not available in auto-farms. He was also in charge of or high ranking in many organizations.
- Peaceful Society
- Angry Society
- Freedonia Road Co.
- Fuck Griefers
- Freedonian Imperial Federation
snakyman well here there’s a lot of unfinished builds
snakyman loves building! However, many of his builds are never finished, but I will try to list them all here but there are WAY too many to count!
- New Snak City
- Isle of Snak
- FG Headquarters
- Industry Island
- Snakyman Holding A Giant Salami
- Snaketown - New Snak City Highway
- BenEm Meeting Center
- Freedonia General Assembly
- Pallet Town
- Great Northwestern Highway
- EastCliff House
- Sandmore House
- Room in Turn_Off tower
- Aeston Isle
- Owns the coordinates 69 69 -69, -69 69 69, and -69 69 -69 (69 69 69 was taken by Xyginator, but he gave him the idea of the penis temple that sits there today)
- Freedonia Road Co. HQ
- Project Glacier
- Madison Square Garden
- Probably the Mega Penis
- Soviet Eden
- Imperial Tower
- Freedonia 2
- Various other builds and houses I forget about or didn't add
snakyman *Poisons horses at ArcticSnide's base after some good stalking, brewing, and elaborate planning* snakyman you said you do not like my town ArcticSnide those aren't my horses ArcticSnide Nice one. You poisoned someone else's horses ArcticSnide to get revenge on me
snakyman is a feared snek on MCO. If a person harms or offends snakyman he tends to have violent reactions. This is why he came up with the idea of Gayetria. He has many PVP kills, and no legitimate, honorable PVP deaths. He was banned from Peaceful Society for killing noobs that would not have stopped hitting him if he did not kill them, so he ended up killing members of their town 8 times. He was later unbanned. He has had multiple generations of his sword, Snak Food.
The Long Journey
Days after he first joined, snakyman found Forrrest and started making what is now Snake's Mansion in Snaketown. After making the mansion, he was inspired by Numington Town and another town I cannot remember the name of to create Snaketown. Snaketown grew, Industry Island and other islands were settled, and New Snak City was created because he wanted a place to build on land (one of the many issues with Snaketown is that it is floating above water). He has been a target of many griefs due to the griefer known as lemons222 disliking him. Then, the bane of his existence on mco was created: Lemonaid Town. He tried to ally, but then quickly grew frustrated due to the lack of cooperation from 1posa1 and lemons222. The town was revealed to be an attempt to recreate N-Town, but with Snaketown and Lemonaid Town. Months later, after endless repairing grief and having no time to expand Snaketown, he founded the Isle of Snak. Then, he started the Freedonia Road Co.
The Banned Player
snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman a snakyman left the game. snakyman was hit by the banhammer!
The Banned Player (again)
The Unbanned Player
His appeal went roughly like this:
[TG] <Snaky Man> Hi can I appeal Krenath Snaky Man, what is your in game name? [TG] <Snaky Man> snakyman snakyman has been unbanned. snakyman joined the game snakyman Hi snakyman Where the fuck am I
On April 27, 2020, Snaky was once again unbanned by Krenath. This was a rare instance of an appeal with the condition of limiting the free speech of the unbanned player, this was due to the alleged harassment of New Eden residents and staff.
Krenath Alright. I'm considering unbanning you, but there will be conditions. You don't have the full protection of our normal rules, like total freedom of speech. Your pattern of harassment and your toxic attitude near the end were your warning about that. Together with this talk you don't have any warnings left.
On May 26, 2020, Snaky's Freedom of Speech was returned due to good behavior and his warnings were removed.
After rejoining the server, most of the community disliked him due to anti snakyman propaganda. His reputation dropped 30 points. He continued to work on Snaketown peacefully, and then founded Newport. His reputation is continuing to rise to where it once was.
The Banned Player AGAIN
On November 17, 2020, snaky was once again banned because he claimed a mountain too close to Finland. He was actually cleared by the admins a day prior after KingServal was banned for building a phallic structure on the mountain. Snaky was banned for "blocking off finland" when he technically had perms to build there, and since he gave permissions to the mountain to Serval after, they were both unbanned. He was banned for around an hour.
snakyman waffles are better than sex
- Killing people who think they are better than him, with his trusty sword, Snak Food!
snakyman griefers do not deserve to be spared by snak food
- Forrrest and Snaketown
- AlphaAlex115 ( snakyman would like it to be known that this statement was added by AlphaAlex115, not him, although he doesn't have a problem with it.}
- Being a leader
- Auto farms
- The fact that pee is stored in the balls
- Changing his friend's account/alt's name
- Making minecraft servers for him on random computers
- Probably you
- Most breakfast foods that are not waffles
- People who are annoying
- MoonIsMyCity (fun fact: snakyman is in his infamous youtube video)
- Most people in general
- Bad trolls
- Everything that comes out of the mouth of 1posa1
- Everything built by 1posa1 (except for his stone farms) (his stone farms broke so I redact my previous statement}
- Griefers (specifically Githis, lemons222 and api448)
- His many unfinished builds
- When people call Snaketown "Snakytown"
- Most of the gays at Crown's Landing (especially Raflamar for griefing him)
- When people build giant old wooden ships that: have no draft, their sails up WHEN they are docked, or made behind a GIANT DAMN WALL
- Donald Trump
- When new towns steal all of the new players and he can't get enough citizens for Snaketown
- When you talk to someone/ask them something and they ignore you. At least just say no.
- 1Posa1 - oh I already put that? too bad.
People You Will See snakyman with
- BenjaminBsuper and basically all BenEm leaders
- Anyone who lives in one of his towns