User:Snakyman

snakyman
robot derp fire/ice thing
About
Known as	snaky, snak, snek, snake, dad, snakyboi, snakymom, redmom69
Gender	Male
Nationality	Murican
Occupation	Being a Legend
In Freedonia
First joined	21 October 2017
First building	Snake's Mansion in Snaketown
Support level	* Supporter
Kit level	***** Demigod
Legacy donor level	***** Diamond
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  witchy1000 Maybe mom snaky is going to make you eat your broccoli and spank you if you are naughty

  ZENTHONX snakyman you watched too much tentacle rape

 snakyman is a legacy Diamond Donor and MinecraftOnline's #1 antihero. He spends his days working on strange plans to take over the server, trolling, and building cities. Nowadays, he spends most of his time in-game managing Newport. He is the founder of Freedonia Road Co

Popular Opinion

 snakyman is controversial throughout the community, with 225 badreps (the most ever) but also 281 goodreps, giving him a net positive reputation at 58% approval.

  Skytrill snak is love, snak is life

  1posa1 #lyingsnak
  1posa1 #modshatesnak
  1posa1 everyone hates snak
  1posa1 even the mods hate snak

  FredrikFehrm He's the nicest one on here, you should get close to him
  FredrikFehrm And then you can use his niceness for your own good

  Time_Crystal snaky is very unusual
  Time_Crystal but in a good way

  DosMiniDoc snaky is special

  ScarClaw72 I dont hate him :o

  Nyancraft84 for some reason no one likes snaky 

  IvanLeshev "Pee is stored in balls" - Snakyman

  6stooges even if you manage to kill snak like 20 people will come after you 
  api448 whats that have to do with anything

  AlphaAlex115 anna why isnt snaky mod

  TheDemetri I will not play on server that has snaky on it

  MrSlimeDiamond The only thing snaky says is suck my cock ffs why are you so supprised

  _WizardDev_ snaky should be admin but mco is corrupt

  Mango_Podz I look up to snaky. Not in like the bad ways, I look at snaky and I want to be the better version of him, cause he's like a shithead troll. I don't want to be a shithead troll, but, I want to be as fucking stupid and dumb as he is 
  Mango_Podz that is one of the motherfuckers that I never ever want to mess with

Snakyman has been banned from the discord over 5 times.

  snakyman WATI waith wthat thefuck isth its

He also constantly advertises for his town, Snaketown, and if you ever see him online, you have likely seen him advertise several hundred times.

  snakyman move to snaketown
 snakyman left the game.

History

"Snaky forrrest is literally so ass why do you live there" - many people, many times.

 snakyman first joined in October 2017, starting in Forrrest where he created Snaketown. He took it upon himself to repair trees and create navigation paths. As his influence grew through BenEm and Freedonia Road Co., many road links were constructed connecting to Forrrest, allowing cities to grow in the northwest oceanic region.

Major Cities

  snakyman I tend to be busy all the time with my bad towns

 snakyman owns 5 nexus locations and puts all his effort into building cities:

• Newport - Created to become the server's largest city. Main city of the southwest region with road links, autofarms, and an XP farm that half the server depends on. **Nexus Southwest (light blue) 1**

• Snaketown - His first build in Forrrest. Over 100 builders. Griefed by the EPU 13 times and repaired every time. Notable builds include Shatlantis, Covenant, and Isle of Snak. **Nexus Northwest (purple) 3**

• New Snak City - Had ambitious plans but expansion was blocked by  SailBird's water wall. Still has some quality builds. **Nexus Northwest (purple) 3**

• Inimir - Capital of the Angry Society. Sold to  JCobbler2012.

• Soviet Eden - Infamous troll town that sparked massive debate.

He also owns Finland, EastCliff, Meridian City, Gayetria, and Novulo.

The Executive

  snakyman im too lazy today

 snakyman is now in MCO's political elite. Usually too lazy for bulk work, he pays minions to cut trees, level hills, and gather resources, or has  AlphaAlex115 recruit noobs for labor.

The Destroyer

  snakyman *Poisons horses at  ArcticSnide's base in Charlietown after some good stalking, brewing, and elaborate planning*
  snakyman you said you do not like my town
  ArcticSnide those aren't my horses
  ArcticSnide Nice one. You poisoned someone else's horses
  ArcticSnide to get revenge on me

 snakyman is a feared snek with many PVP kills and no legitimate PVP deaths. He was banned from Peaceful Society for killing noobs in self-defense. He donated for Diamond Kit in late 2017 to spite a new player who mocked him, which turned out to be one of his best decisions before perks became unattainable.

  toastychispm8 snaky, you were just not destined to get diamond
 (MCS) snakyman got 50% off for !
 (MCS) snakyman just donated £26.00 to upgrade from the wood kit to the diamond kit!
  snakyman FUCK YOU LOL

Getting diamond kit turned out to be one of snaky's best decisions, because soon, the donation system would end, making perks unattainable for about a couple of years. Snaky was one of the only active legacy donors at the time, and decided to sometimes use his perks to troll players and pvp. Being a diamond kit, snaky could create a /heal macro, which instantly made him one of the most OP players.

  r9q snaky be like: jumpto jumpto jumpto jumpto jumpto

The Troll

  cxtch snakyman troll these nuts

  Selimbits well youre raging over a derp block guy

 snakyman was MCO's resident troll for some time.

Incidents Involved In

Aqua Snake War & Gayton | War of Finland | Soviet Eden | Lemonaid Town | Battle of Rimini

Ban History

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• • November 17, 2019** - Banned by  walteratt when macromod glitched and spammed "a" 11 times. Unbanned in 3 minutes.

• • December 15, 2019** - Banned by  FlyingJellyfish for griefing at Soviet Eden.

 verydairyman snaky was banned for putting torches around a house and then the admins deleted the whole house

(MCS) snakyman banned by FlyingJellyfish: three instances of addition grief at new eden border

His appeal went roughly like this:

 [TG] <Snaky Man> Hi can I appeal
  Krenath Snaky man, what's your ingame name?
 [TG] <Snaky Man> snakyman
 snakyman has been unbanned.
 snakyman joined the game
  snakyman Hi
  snakyman Where the fuck am I

As a condition for Snaky's return, his free speech was limited due to his alleged harassment of New Eden residents and staff.

  Krenath Alright.  I'm considering unbanning you, but there will be conditions.  You don't have the full protection of our normal rules, like total freedom of speech.  
 Your pattern of harassment and your toxic attitude near the end were your warning about that.  Together with this talk you don't have any warnings left.

On May 26, 2020, Snaky's warnings were removed.

• • November 17, 2020** - Mistakenly banned with  KingServal due to Finland's permission system debacle. Unbanned shortly after.

The Legend (27)

 snakyman joined the game.
  snakyman yeah thats right
  SketchyPixel holy shit 

As time passed and players left,  snakyman became less active and is now known as an "old player." He still comes on occasionally to maintain his cities or when someone pisses him off.

Relationships

  WaffleNomster snaky stop being an asshole or fuck off

• • Likes:** Waffles,  AlphaAlex115

• • Dislikes:** Probably you, UFP,  George_Mann

• • EXTREMELY Dislikes:**  1Posa1

• • Enemies:**  lemons222/ SailBird,  1posa1,  api448,  Kraymen,  Alspal,  Githis

Photos

The Snakymen in Newport's Ellipse Tower

 snakyman in Newport City Hall's press briefing room

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   snakyman standing in his spawn castle

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   snakyman and other moderators sitting on the dock at Spawn. Pic taken by  Skytrill

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   snakyman stripping

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   snakyman's Picture Contest September 2019 submission that tied in 4th place. The only prize he got was a painting named 'painting' in blue, which he subsequently accidentally placed on a wall in Snaketown.

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   snakyman at Soviet Eden

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   snakyman Regular Snakyman Activity