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green_towns.png Emucraft
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Viewed from the distance

Founder getplayerhead.sh?spudinski&16.png spudinski getplayerhead.sh?minecraftfc&16.png minecraftfc (The late)getplayerhead.sh?muthemu&16.png muthemu and getplayerhead.sh?Emolistic&16.png Emolistic
Contributors getplayerhead.sh?kylekrat&16.png kylekrat
Category Towns
Underground? No
Fortified? Yes
Public access? Yes
Public build? Yes
Nexus link? No
Rail link? Yes (with a crap station)
Boat link? Not quite (unmarked Lothendal Route branch)
Portal? No
Coordinates X=3502
Dimension Overworld
Map Link

"lol xD, emucraft" - Many people

Once a thriving town, the future of this settlement is now in question since the majority of the builders related to it managed to get themselves banned. Reputed primarily for its abundance of incomprehensible cobble box constructions which some have labelled as unimaginative, or hideous. Ever since one of it's co-founders (getplayerhead.sh?muthemu&16.png muthemu) got banned for disallowed client mods, the town fell out of the founders' hands. People built hideous cobblestone structures, and it slowly became a hotspot for crime. Now mostly abandoned with many of its Founders living elsewhere (getplayerhead.sh?minecraftfc&16.png minecraftfc in Airhaven, and getplayerhead.sh?spudinski&16.png spudinski in getplayerhead.sh?Machines_Are_Us&16.png Machines_Are_Us's underground vaults). People have since built intimidating structures like the Penis Of Emucraft (reputedly by getplayerhead.sh?shypixel&16.png shypixel) and a big structure of getplayerhead.sh?xanderstrike&16.png xanderstrike's made out of gold and iron blocks.

Despite this apparent abandonment and lawlessness, the town continues to expand like some sort of perennial weed; going so far as to begin to encroach on the nearby beautiful art resort island, the Isle of Muu, forcing its owner getplayerhead.sh?AgentMuu&16.png AgentMuu to construct an enormous lava moat to prevent further progress.

The peaceful thriving japanese-themed town of Kurai Cho to the North-West is also at risk of encroachment. Prior to it receiving its own warp, the Emucraft warp was the closest to Kurai Cho, increasing the traffic in the area considerably.

Map view of Emucraft, showing https://minecraftonline.com/cgi-bin/getplayerhead.sh?AgentMuu&16.png AgentMuu's lava moat set up to guard the Isle of Muu from encroachment
The famous penis statue

Original Intentions

"Why did slowriot remove emucraft as a warp? It's the best town ever!!!" -getplayerhead.sh?funnysean&16.png funnysean

This was meant to be a secure fortress with a feudal system. We decided otherwise and just made it a kind of dictatorship instead, with the founders at the top, the citizens at the bottom. You can still see the founders' mark left upon Emucraft today - a massive fortress where only founders could enter. Since then, the castle has been stolen from by people such as getplayerhead.sh?okoshima&16.png okoshima, a thief feared throughout Freedonia.

Some have suggested that the cobble box hell of emucraft is based on the half-finished architectural style of Amman, Jordan


<getplayerhead.sh?SlowRiot&16.png SlowRiot> hey guys you know emucraft?
<getplayerhead.sh?werdnaz&16.png werdnaz> Yep
<getplayerhead.sh?Bigred999&16.png Bigred999> aye
<getplayerhead.sh?UncleOttokar&16.png UncleOttokar> yes?
<getplayerhead.sh?SlowRiot&16.png SlowRiot> describe it in two or three words
<getplayerhead.sh?werdnaz&16.png werdnaz> Shit hole
<getplayerhead.sh?werdnaz&16.png werdnaz> Eye sore
<getplayerhead.sh?UncleOttokar&16.png UncleOttokar> i wanna cover it in darkness
<getplayerhead.sh?SlowRiot&16.png SlowRiot> the architectural style :)
<getplayerhead.sh?werdnaz&16.png werdnaz> Blot upon the landscape