Saunaism

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Picture taken by getplayerhead.sh?Marmo_D&16.png Marmo_D.

About
Leadership getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn

Also known as: getplayerhead.sh?warp_sauna&16.png warp_sauna

Headquarters Sauna
Founded (Officially) 24.01.2025
Public? Yes
Status Starting out


ALL HAIL THE SAUNA,

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!

getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn

Saunaism (otherwise known as Saunnnaismmm or Saunism) is a cult an organisation created by getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn centred around the one and only almighty Sauna.

The Sauna is a place of thinking and swimming in lava, but it also gives you a few questions. What if it's a sentient god-like being? Well, dear person who reads this article, you may wonder what is this talk is even about because you have things that I don't, and you may want to focus on other things. Well, The Sauna is the almighty being, who is the true lord of Freedonia[unconfirmed]. Freedonia shall be doomed to fall if the citizens don't listen to the almighty one! So, join us through this journey through life itself. We do not accept any form of jalapeño as donations.

If you choose the way of the Sauna, your life will be easier than ever! Saunaism offers various different things to do, including parties, events, and competitions! The Sauna is the way to be, and don't forget about the lava and magma there!

We accept any and all donations of Magma Blocks/Cream and buckets of Lava. We also accept any collectible/rare items and/or diamonds. We do not accept custom currencies that aren't mentioned anywhere in the wiki. We accept users from any timezones, although have in mind that when you join from a timezone most of the members aren't from, you probably won't get as much fun out of Saunaism.

If you mind us doing our thing, then just go away (you may also add yourself to the Anti-Saunaist list). Is The Sauna merciful? I do not know. Although I know many things about The Sauna, I need to learn and pass over the way of The Sauna onto every one of you. This page will soon be the longest page on the MCO wiki!


getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn is a part of the BSW, FunkyTown, WizardVille, has plots in Dubina and Little Poland. None of these are incorporated or directly related to Saunaism, please have that in mind when talking about our organisation. Did you know that he once was in 88 MCO-related Discord servers?


If you want a group/settlement of yours to be incorporated into Saunaism, please contact me through Discord or if you don't have it, type directly under this part of the wiki article. All applications done through the wiki way will be archived at the bottom of the article.

spot reserved for people who want to contact me but don't have discord


"I just wanna fill up this wiki pageeeee." -getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn


Currently 4 of the 6 official Saunaists come from the Black Starwalkers organisation, also known as the BSW. Although half of them left it now, which I just learned of,

getplayerhead.sh?retrorandom&16.png retrorandom was a BSW general.

getplayerhead.sh?XeonProductions&16.png XeonProductions is still a BSW general.

getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn is a BSW member.

getplayerhead.sh?ZJTrayGamingYT&16.png ZJTrayGamingYT (Sauna's Ally) is still a BSW leader. (Not to mention that the rest of this part of the article was written on the 27th of January 2025, he was added in during the 30th of January 2025.)

Also, getplayerhead.sh?dunechan&16.png dunechan was the other member that left with getplayerhead.sh?retrorandom&16.png retrorandom during the 22nd of January 2025 due to getplayerhead.sh?dunechan&16.png dunechan not accepting how the group was run and lack of motivation to work on the group's headquarters, Nebulus. getplayerhead.sh?retrorandom&16.png retrorandom followed her, not accepting how the group was run too.

(This is all according to the Black Starwalkers' wiki page, and I do not want to take part in the overall drama, that I learned of 5 days later. Thank you for tuning in and have a great day. I neither endorse nor fight things like that happening inside of the group. ~getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn.)

getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn mostly lives in Nebulus, in the Hall of souls.


Timeout Bug Meme
Timeout bug strikes again! Most likely a doing of The Sauna.

What does this scamble of weird ahh letters mean? 10 cool chat tricks for you to try out!

  1. BSW - The Black Starwalkers
  2. MCO - MinecraftOnline
  3. WB - Welcome back!
  4. GG - Good game!
  5. GL - Good luck!
  6. BRB - I'll be right back in a moment! (Be right back)
  7. BBL - I'll be back later! (Be back later)
  8. WTF - What the fuck?!
  9. OMG - Oh my god/gosh.
  10. STFU - Shut the fuck up!

getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn informs that ‽Project Sauna‽ will start soon(tm).

The People of Saunaism and Anti-Saunaism

WTF?!!!

Non-Saunaist approvers of The Sauna (Known as Sauna's Allies.)

  • getplayerhead.sh?NightSteak9&16.png NightSteak9 - Approves of The Sauna, although isn't a Saunaist.
  • getplayerhead.sh?ZJTrayGamingYT&16.png ZJTrayGamingYT - "I guess I'll be an ally" "I do not believe in the sauna but it's funny when new people go there lmao"

Saunaists

Anti-Saunaists - these people actually have a life

Apparently, Riot's House is the only place in Freedonia safe from The Sauna.

Feel free to add yourself to this list.

  • getplayerhead.sh?IBoughtAProperty&16.png IBoughtAProperty - Also known as Russ Cath. "shutup" "saunaism is stupid" - MOST ACTIVE IN THE ANTI-SAUNAIST SUB-COMMUNITY! GG'S!

what

To-do list:

  • Mapart with Saunaism logo.
  • Recruit at least 20 Saunaists. (6/20)
  • Get at least 5 Allies. (2/5)
  • Incorporate at least 2 groups/settlements. (0/2)
  • Make Saunaism the religion of at least 3 settlements. (0/3)
  • Create Saunaism banner.

The Goals of The Sauna

"The Sauna does not want your attention."

"The Sauna is the true lord of Freedonia."

"The Sauna didn't shower in two weeks."

"The Sauna is almighty, although we count is as more than just almighty."

"The Sauna does not hate Anti-Saunaist, just ignores them."

"The Sauna is undeniably the greatest source of Freedonian lava."

"The Sauna should have its own system of Moderators and Administrators."

"The Sauna doesn't know of Saunaism yet."

Leadership

Although getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn (also known as getplayerhead.sh?warp_sauna&16.png warp_sauna) was, is, and will be the Leadership Member of Saunaism for a long, long time, people of Freedonia may still be Generals of Saunaism.

All Generals must be chosen by the current Leadership Member. If someone wants to do a rebelion, they can duel me for a chance to win and become a General, wheter I like it or not. I will still be the Leadership Member, although I won't have too much decisions depending on the new General's doings.

Archives

The Saunaism Archives are a place for different contacting messages made through the "wiki method" mentioned earlier. If you wish for me to remove the message from this page, apply for it either again through the wiki method and/or Discord.

The Saunaism Archives are currently empty.

Contact

Discord: bobiarz (Display name: commmonnn)

In-game: getplayerhead.sh?commmonnn&16.png commmonnn, getplayerhead.sh?warp_sauna&16.png warp_sauna.

In-game people that might give contact to me: (See: Saunaists)

See also