Saunaism
Fun Fact: Many people like 
OGvorva, 
goofy_man_lol, and 
JulionasUrbonas tried making Saunaism before 
commmonnn even joined the server.
 Saunaism
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 Picture taken by | |
| About | |
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| Leadership | commmonnn
Also known as:
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| Headquarters | Sauna |
| Founded | (Officially) 24.01.2025,
some starts in 03.12.2024. |
| Public? | Yes |
| Status | Starting out |
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Good Morning This is a half-serious half-joke organisation, so please don't be too harsh on me or any of the other members. |
| “ | ALL HAIL THE SAUNA,
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! |
” |
Saunaism (otherwise known as Saunnnaismmm or Saunism) is a cult an organisation created by commmonnn centred around the one and only almighty Sauna.
We are not directly in contact with any of the previous Saunaism organisations, so please contact OGvorva, goofy_man_lol, or maybe JulionasUrbonas directly.
The Sauna is a place of thinking and swimming in lava, but it also gives you a few questions. What if it's a sentient god-like being? Well, dear person who reads this article, you may wonder what is this talk is even about because you have things that I don't, and you may want to focus on other things. Well, The Sauna is the almighty being, who is the true lord of Freedonia[unconfirmed]. Our world, Freedonia shall be doomed to fall if the citizens don't listen to the almighty one! So, join us through this journey through life itself. We do not accept any form of jalapeño as donations.
If you choose the way of the Sauna, your life will be easier than ever! Saunaism offers various different things to do, including parties, events, and competitions! The Sauna is the way to be, and don't forget about the lava and magma there!
We accept any and all donations of Magma Blocks/Cream and buckets of Lava. We also accept any collectible/rare items and/or diamonds. We do not accept custom currencies that aren't mentioned anywhere in the wiki (for example, the Non-Standard Currency wiki page is a nice place to list such currencies). We accept users from any timezones, although have in mind that when you join from a timezone most of the members aren't from, you probably won't get as much fun out of Saunaism.
If you mind us doing our thing, then just go away (you may also add yourself to the Anti-Saunaist list). Is The Sauna merciful? I do not know. Although I know many things about The Sauna, I need to learn and pass over the way of The Sauna onto every one of you. This page will soon be the longest page on the MCO wiki!
"i bet you use soap to clean your body instead of eating it stupid loser soap hater over here gang" - goofy_man_lol
We shall follow both the Rules and the """Rules""", as the Holy Banhammer shall not be upon us.
commmonnn is a part of the great BSW, funky FunkyTown, kind WizardVille, has plots in the great Dubina and wonderful Little Poland. None of these are incorporated or directly related to Saunaism, please have that in mind when talking about our organisation. Did you know that he once was in 88 MCO-related Discord servers? Although commmonnn was in fact banned once on the 22nd of January 2025 by 
Void42_ for the accidental (on my side) reason of "Grief: Broke Oak slab in warp farm wheat field [logcheck]", he is currently not banned (Thank you 
Eclypto18 for unbanning me!!!!!) and is in charge of Saunaism.
Freeman77.
SlowRiot to the wiki. Nice!
"doorism and saunaism are heresies according to the snult." -
SupersuMC
If you want a group/settlement of yours to be incorporated into Saunaism, please contact me through The MCO Discord or if you don't have it, type directly under this part of the wiki article. All applications done through the wiki way will be archived at the bottom of the article.
spot reserved for people who want to contact me but don't have discord
"I just wanna fill up this wiki pageeeee." - commmonnn
The lava is red, the armour is blue, the outside world won't hear of you. The Sauna is hot, the death is cold, The Sauna will treat you like some stupid mold. When you think of lava, magma comes to mind - The Sauna is plenty, that's what you can find!
~
Currently 4 of the 6 official Saunaists come from the Black Starwalkers organisation, also known as the BSW. Although half of them left it now, which I just learned of,
retrorandom was a BSW general.
XeonProductions is still a BSW general.
commmonnn is a BSW member.
dunechan was a BSW member.
ZJTrayGamingYT (Sauna's Ally) is still a BSW leader. (Not to mention that the rest of this part of the article was written on the 27th of January 2025, he was added in during the 30th of January 2025.)
Also, dunechan was the other member that left with retrorandom during the 22nd of January 2025 due to dunechan not accepting how the group was run and lack of motivation to work on the group's headquarters, Nebulus. retrorandom followed her, not accepting how the group was run too.
(This is all according to the Black Starwalkers' wiki page, and I do not want to take part in the overall drama, that I learned of 5 days later. Thank you for tuning in and have a great day. I neither endorse nor fight things like that happening inside of the group. ~ commmonnn.)
commmonnn mostly lives in Nebulus, in the Hall of souls.
"Experience", a poem by 
ChappJack
(from the page: Poetry Competition)
You go in trusting, but that trust dies
When you hear a phrase you learn to despise
It says, "C'mon, and take a stay
At /warp Auna, it'll be great!"
So you speak the command, and are whisked away
To this magical Auna. But magical? Nay.
This place is hell, it's hell in a box
And when you realize, a loud voice talks.
It booms, "Not as good at it sounds,
You are trapped, restrained, and above all, bound.
The ground is lava, and be as it may,
You will not live another day."
So, dear reader, if anyone tries
To get you to warp to your demise,
Say "Absolutely not, but the new fad,
is /spanw. It's not that bad!"
What does this scamble of weird ahh letters mean? 10 cool chat tricks for you to try out!
- BSW - The Black Starwalkers
- MCO - MinecraftOnline
- WB - Welcome back!
- GG - Good game!
- GL - Good luck!
- BRB - I'll be right back in a moment! (Be right back)
- BBL - I'll be back later! (Be back later)
- WTF - What the fuck?!
- OMG - Oh my god/gosh.
- STFU - Shut the fuck up!
- BONUS: OMW - On my way!
- BONUS 2: IMO - In my opinion...
commmonnn informs that ‽Project Sauna‽ will start soon(tm).
RussCath was previously known as 
IBoughtAProperty!
pendzai has been interested in the ways of The Sauna before.
The Maze
The Maze is a point above our almighty Sauna, breaking it would set it free. Although it is a historical site, the owners of it, SlowRiot, 
runechan, and 
Flippeh (Who is currently known as 
Luuuuuuuuk.) encaptured the Sauna underneath it. This part of the article will be finished in February of 2025.
The Saunaism Church of Polgria
Thanks to 
Skawars, we now have the ability to build a nice Saunaism Church in Polgria. This part of the article will be expanded after it'll be built.
Things to build:
- Walls
- Roof
- Inside
- Seekrit Hideout
The People of Saunaism and Anti-Saunaism
| ⚠️ | Please talk to commmonnn before adding yourself to the first and second lists. |
Non-Saunaist approvers of The Sauna (Known as Sauna's Allies.)
NightSteak9 - Approves of The Sauna, although isn't a Saunaist.- ZJTrayGamingYT - "I guess I'll be an ally" "I do not believe in the sauna but it's funny when new people go there lmao".
- Skawars - Another ally! Helped us by giving us a plot in Polgria.
txkeykeeper - The Texas Key Keeper!
Saunaists
- commmonnn - Leadership Member.
(
warp_sauna) - retrorandom - First ever Regular Member, added in by commmonnn. A great addition to our
cultorganisation. - dunechan - Regular Member, added into Saunaism by commmonnn. Although regular in Saunaism, not regular on the server!
Kapwiing - Same as above, came up with some original Saunaism ideas, including the name.- XeonProductions - Same as above again. A great Saunaist.
DrBenos - Added through in-game chat by commmonnn.
Psychovis - Psychovis, a nice member planning to build a Saunaism church soon.
viatron - Yes, viatron is a Saunaist.
MonarchOfTheMoon - One of many Saunaists. The ninth one to be exact!
Sorry for not telling you what I had in mind, dear
Anna_28.
Anti-Saunaists - these people actually have a life
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Feel free to add yourself to this list.
Teaacup - (TOP THREAT)
E6V - A nice Anti-Saunaist!
MintyToast22228 - This user wasn't previously fully confirmed as an Anti-Saunaist, although now is through Discord messaging.
AgentOnQuack - AgentOnQuack just another Anti-Saunaist.
rorhl - rorhl is just another Anti-Saunaist.
Duran3838 - Known for Republik of Germany.
jestem_przemek - A user from Poland.
NevadaDream - NevadaDream is just another Anti-Saunaist.
AdoreKitten - Also known as 
AdoreKitten002, 
AdoreKitten003, 
AdoreKitten004, or 
AdoreKitten005.
DarkMatter3481 - Also known as 
DarkMatter3482.
- RussCath -
Also known as Russ Cath."shutup" "saunaism is stupid" - MOST ACTIVE IN THE ANTI-SAUNAIST SUB-COMMUNITY! GG'S!
what
- "i will fuck the sauna, common.", "hot lava" ~ goofy_man_lol (that is weird)
- "mco sauna rule 34" ~
ScenarioPlanet (no comment)
To-do list:
- Mapart with Saunaism logo. (0/1)
- Recruit at least 20 Saunaists including the Leadership Member. (9/20)
- Get at least 5 Allies. (4/5)
- Incorporate at least 2 groups/settlements. (0/2)
- Make Saunaism the religion of at least 3 settlements. (0/3)
- Create Saunaism banner. (0/1)
The Goals of The Sauna
"The Sauna does not want your attention."
"The Sauna is the true lord of Freedonia."
"The Sauna didn't shower in two weeks."
"The Sauna is almighty, although we count is as more than just almighty."
"The Sauna does not hate Anti-Saunaist, just ignores them."
"The Sauna is undeniably the greatest source of Freedonian lava."
"The Sauna should have its own system of Moderators and Administrators."
"The Sauna doesn't know of Saunaism yet."
Leadership
Although commmonnn (also known as warp_sauna) was, is, and will be the Leadership Member of Saunaism for a long, long time, people of Freedonia may still be Generals of Saunaism.
All Generals must be chosen by the current Leadership Member. If someone wants to do a rebelion, they can duel me for a chance to win and become a General, wheter I like it or not. I will still be the Leadership Member, although I won't have too much decisions depending on the new General's doings.
Archives
The Saunaism Archives are a place for different contacting messages made through the "wiki method" mentioned earlier. If you wish for me to remove the message from this page, apply for it either again through the wiki method and/or Discord.
The Saunaism Archives are currently empty. Please contact me if you have any things that may interest me.
Contact
Discord: bobiarz (Display name: commmonnn)
In-game: commmonnn, warp_sauna.
In-game people that might give contact to me: (See: Saunaists, Sauna's Allies)
See also
- Sauna
- Maze
- Sauna Is Real Billboard
- SaunaVille
- Doorism
- FunkyTown
- Nexus Cakeism
- Freedonian Historical Society
- commmonnn
- Little Accidents (hehe funny)
- MCO's Identity Crisis (A weird thing that I'm also a part of with my alt account warp_sauna!)
- MCO Alignment Chart (I recommend checking this fun wiki page out!)
- Project MOON (Also recommend Project SUN and Project Dusk!)
- Babylonia Courthouse (Many cool things happened there!)
- Angel City (One of the best settlements in Freedonia!)
- ZJTrayGamingYT (A cool and interesting user page, although really long!)
Edessa (An interesting story from a long time ago!)
