Project Safe Freedonia
“ | Make Freedonia safe again!
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― Project: Safe Freedonia
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Headquarters | Freedonia |
Founded | 15th of April 2025 |
Public? | Yes |
Status | Active |
Project: Safe Freedonia (Also known as Project Safe Freedonia) is a group focused on making popular tourist destinations in Freedonia more safe than ever! Our classifications include: Completely Safe, Safe, Almost Safe, Tourist-Friendly, Unsafe, Dangerous, and Deadly. Our definition of "popular tourist destinations" is places present in widely popular ways of exploring Freedonia. That includes: Warps, areas included in the Tour, and even most of the places with Project Anubis (More commonly known as Nexus) teleport avaible. Railways are also subject to our rating, and some Boat Routes will be considered for rating in the future aswell.
Most Popular Destinations
Spawn
Overall Spawn
The Spawn is considered Tourist-Friendly. Whilst it does have links to many other areas and has a really good web of roads tourists can travel around in this 701 by 701 meter area, it does have many - both natural and unnatural - flaws. The first flaw that I would like to point out is that area has many unsafe cliffs, of which only some have guardrails. The second major flaw is that there are occasional crimes going on in the area. There were many reports of assasinations by local residents.
Spawn Lake
The Spawn Lake is considered Safe by our project's standards. Although it does cushion any damage taken in the area, it does have some flaws. The main one is the Skydiving Platform not having the area visible from so high up. This results on falling out of the safe area on rare occasions and dying in the process.
Although, you still have to consider local events before visiting. According to our sources, the Spawn Lake sometimes dries out. We have also recently documented a dragon appearing above the lake, which was caused by a temporary threat from Temporal_King_Flippeh.
Grand Freedonia Railway Station
The Grand Freedonia Railway Station is the central part of the Freedonia Railway System. It's located in the central area of Freedonia's Spawn. The station in itself is considered Safe.
Visitor Centre
The Visitor Centre is considered Completely Safe by our standards. It has the same no-damage effect as the previously discussed Spawn Lake area does. It also has healing chairs, an infinite supply of food, many hiding areas, and basically everything you'd ever need.
SlowRiot's House
Riot's House can only be seen from the outside under regular circumstances. During the time that Temporalonia was there instead of Freedonia, our interviewer commmonnn went inside the house and checked that the inside is safe aswell. But there are no labels warning you about the protection system of the house flinging you into the air, possibly killing you. Due to the additional risk of guardrails in the area being uncomplete, it gets a ranking of Dangerous.
Menger Sponge
(Currently Under Inspection)
The Spawn Cactus and The Grief Reed
The Spawn Cactus and Grief Reed (With the Spawn Cactus also being known as the "Endangered Cactus" are currently considered Almost Safe. They are really tall, and even with the risk of falling over, they are properly encased in protective glass. A similair area exists in Watershire. The glass is not a strong material, and even a small area breaking can result in shattered glass falling all over the place, with these endangered species possibly getting partially destroyed in the process. When asked by our interviewer commmonnn about what are the physics behind them,
bastetfurry quickly responded.
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commmonnn> how in the sience does the endangered cactus and grief reed hold up so high
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bastetfurry> commmonnn, admin science :)
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bastetfurry> commmonnn, imagine having WorldEdit in the real world
Underspawn
A Craftbook-based area used by MinecraftOnline's Administrators. Not much is known about it, as barely anyone visits it, although due to our interviewer commmonnn going there in Temporalonia, we have the information needed to classify it as Safe. Disclaimer: Only a part of Underspawn was avaible in Temporalonia.
Most Well-Known Warps
The Maze
The Maze is considered Unsafe as you cannot teleport out of it and you can easily get stuck in it. I would recommend trying to find either the stone brick floor or the blue orchid, as these are really near the exit. The Invisible Maze is also considered Unsafe, due to the unique and dangerous idea of it in itself.
The Sauna
The Sauna is considered Deadly by our standards. It takes you in by either volountary /warp sauna, and by a less volountary fake end portal or maybe even /spanw. It's also accessible by Nexus Gray, and the teleport pad is incorrectly labeled. The Sauna makes you die either from burning in the lava or from hunger. That makes it only a great sight to the people of Saunaism.
Popular Locations near Spawn
Batugus
Batugus is located on artificial floating islands, which although it looks really good, is considered Unsafe. Why, you may ask? Batugus consists of a lot of connected floating islands, but almost none of them have guardrails! They are located so high up that if you try to take a shortcut by just jumping between them, you're more than likely to die on fall. Apparently, there are also "peaceful" zombies roaming around the area. Even if they really are harmless, it makes the area look even less safe!
Batugus Labs
The Batugus Labs are actually Almost Safe compared to Batugus itself, as long as you know which parts can be a bit dangerous. I would personally not recommend going into the "GLaD0S Room". If you aren't really the adventorous type of person, I also wouldn't recommend the "Void Room".
Popular Locations
Liberty City
(Currently Under Inspection)
Elderlands
(Currently Under Inspection)
Newport
(Currently Under Inspection)
Farm
(Currently Under Inspection)