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User 1Catnip
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1Meowthnip

About
Known as Catnip, Cutenip, Catrip (It's not just "cat")
Gender Male
Location Middle of Nowhere, Arizona
Nationality American
DOB 2000-03-11
Occupation phrog
In Freedonia
First joined 03 December 2018 (As getplayerhead.sh?Enforcer_Satet&16.png Enforcer_Satet)
First building 1Catnip's Humble Home
Staff member Moderator
Donor level * Donated
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1Catnip, Meowthman Incarnate

  <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> this iss yhe day riot finally spillled whiskey on his servers

1Catnip is a disturbing meowth thing, the founder and mayor of Catini Catra, the leader of Caveman Gang, and the founder and chief of the 1Catnip Justice League.

A Little About The Catmeister

 (In response to Demetri seeing my skin for the first time)
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> the back of your head is weird

1Catnip joined MCO as Enforcer_Satet on December 3, 2018. You can find him either working in various projects, in spawn hanging with others, or in Freedonia exploring. His alts are getplayerhead.sh?2Catnip&16.png 2Catnip, getplayerhead.sh?4Catnip&16.png 4Catnip, getplayerhead.sh?Catnip1&16.png Catnip1, and getplayerhead.sh?Egypt95&16.png Egypt95.

He lives quite literally in the middle of nowhere in the Sonoran Desert, so MCO is his escape from the sandy hellscape he lives in.

1Catnip is also known for being terrible at summarizing his wiki edits. Punish him accordingly.

The Journey

1Catnip first joined MCO on December 3, 2018. His first task at hand was to explore spawn. After finding free food from the community spawn farm, he went to a random warp and traveled a few thousand blocks to establish his first base. After establishing his base and joining the VhsTown Hotel, 1Catnip quit because he just wasn't feeling minecraft at the time. After an 8 month hiatus, 1Catnip returned with his new username. He started working on Pyramid Land to kill time and give himself something to do. At first, Catnip only really talked to getplayerhead.sh?WaffleNomster&16.png WaffleNomster and getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri, but he soon met many cool different people, too many to list (except getplayerhead.sh?Beeraeka&16.png Beeraeka, I love you). One week, over the course of 3 days, 1Catnip went on a donation rampage, much to his wallet's dismay.

 (MCS) 1Catnip just donated £200.00 out of sheer kindness!
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Fear me.
 <getplayerhead.sh?WaffleNomster&16.png WaffleNomster> BRUH
 <getplayerhead.sh?WaffleNomster&16.png WaffleNomster> CATNIP

1Catnip finally reached 100 hours on August 25, 2019.

 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Oh shit when did I hit 100?
 <getplayerhead.sh?Trrnit&16.png Trrnit> hour ago
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Damn

1Catnip reached 200 hours on October 10, 2019. To celebrate, he went to his favorite town, Baguette City.

1Catnip reached 300 hours on February 7th, 2020.

 (MCS) 1Catnip has played for over 300 hours!
 (MCS) Eate_Purple has played for over 60 hours!
 <getplayerhead.sh?Eclypto18&16.png Eclypto18> Gg
 <getplayerhead.sh?WaffleNomster&16.png WaffleNomster> gz catnip and eate!
 <getplayerhead.sh?mSup&16.png mSup> gz
 <getplayerhead.sh?bawest&16.png bawest> congratz catnip and eate!
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> yeah bitches

1Catnip reached 400 hours on February 17th, 2020.

 (MCS) 1Catnip has played for over 400 hours!
 <getplayerhead.sh?mSup&16.png mSup> gg
 <getplayerhead.sh?Plexit111&16.png Plexit111> GG
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> gg catnip
 <getplayerhead.sh?Eclypto18&16.png Eclypto18> gg
 <getplayerhead.sh?WaffleNomster&16.png WaffleNomster> gz catfart
 <getplayerhead.sh?cupcake98&16.png cupcake98> Ayyy GJ Catnip!
 <getplayerhead.sh?jello_pudding&16.png jello_pudding> nice
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> yeah bitches
 <getplayerhead.sh?Void42_&16.png Void42_> gg
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> rookie numbers catnip
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Rookie penis length dem
 <getplayerhead.sh?Void42_&16.png Void42_> :O
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> I know, 8 inches is too small

1Catnip was promoted to moderator TWICE on March 23rd, 2020. The first time was a mistake, and was not meant to happen. Thank a certain rogue staff member for doing so... Catnip was modded a second time, a few hours after things had settled down. This time it was done legitimately.

 <getplayerhead.sh?Anna_28&16.png Anna_28> @1Catnip if you get modded, will you ban yourself?
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Anna of course not

I'm too lazy to add the rest since it'll get ridiculous, so just look up the logs yourself.

The Identity Crisis

1Catnip is known for his many, ridiculous alts. It is unknown if perhaps he has Multiple Personality Disorder or whatever but who cares. Below is a brief summary of every known version of 1Catnip.

  • 1Catnip: The version of 1CN you'll see the most. Entrepreneur, owner of the 1CNJL, general face of the many catnips.
  • getplayerhead.sh?2Catnip&16.png 2Catnip: The allknowing pharaoh catnip. Both tyrannical and caring for his subjects. Rarest form of 1CN.
  • 3Catnip: Pirate and slave of the dockmaster getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri. Argh.
  • getplayerhead.sh?4Catnip&16.png 4Catnip: Trash. Cretin of Freedonia. Arch nemesis of the 1CNJL. Disgusting. Single worst being on this minecraft world. Rancid.
  • 9Catnip: Demigod, Lord, Holy Entity. Only catnip alt to be partially owned. Half owned by getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri.

Aside from these personalities, Catnip also has the accounts getplayerhead.sh?Egypt95&16.png Egypt95 and getplayerhead.sh?Catnip1&16.png Catnip1. Catnip1 was the username Catnip originally wanted, but it was unavailable. However, sometime in June 2020 Catnip saw that it was available and immediately nabbed it.

Egypt95 is an alt on the play of Catnip's obsession of pyramids and other Egyptian architecture, and even has a custom-made mummy skin. (Well, custom in the fact I stole and edited it from the Skindex)

(This is an excerpt from getplayerhead.sh?DarthSagit&16.png DarthSagit's page. Have I never seriously properly added him to my page? Here's your proper shoutout I guess)
On 26 Mar 2020, getplayerhead.sh?DarthSagit&16.png DarthSagit decided to make an alt and wanted to call it getplayerhead.sh?Enforcer_Sagit&16.png Enforcer_Sagit, spoofing on getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip's old name, getplayerhead.sh?Enforcer_Satet&16.png Enforcer_Satet. However, it was quite late and he was quite tired and brainfarted, so he actually typed Satet instead of Sagit. He has to live as an impersonator for 30 days.

<getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Is Sagit on? I need to yell at him xD
 (MCS) Enforcer_Sagit is joining with a new username (was Enforcer_Satet).

Funny Conversations

 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> I know one word in Czech
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Parohac
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> xD
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> f u
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> I WASNT EVEN CALLING YOU IT
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> but you know it because you are calling me it daily
 <getplayerhead.sh?DarthSagit&16.png DarthSagit> lol kek
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Bwahahahahaahha
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> If Deme gets discord admin I'll actually reach into my toilet and take a big meaty chunk out of my own shit
 <getplayerhead.sh?tyhdefu&16.png tyhdefu> .q add 1Catnip If Deme gets discord admin I'll actually reach into my toilet and take a big meaty chunk out of my own shit
 [BOT]l4mRbot: MCO_Discord: quote added.
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Awh fuck
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> I was about to do it tyh
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> xD
 <getplayerhead.sh?WhyPlayMinecraft&16.png WhyPlayMinecraft> are u all from usa?
 <getplayerhead.sh?vauxhallmadman&16.png vauxhallmadman> hell no
 <getplayerhead.sh?tyhdefu&16.png tyhdefu> im from uk
 <getplayerhead.sh?Xuvaci&16.png Xuvaci> Ich lebe in Deutschland
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Yeehaw
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Fuck off windows defender summary I know I have 16 damn viruses
 <getplayerhead.sh?AJAwad&16.png AJAwad> LOL
 <getplayerhead.sh?AJAwad&16.png AJAwad> LMFAOAOAOAo
 <getplayerhead.sh?ickyacky&16.png ickyacky> more importantly what shady sites have you been on to get 16 viruses xD
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> slutforfeet.com
 <getplayerhead.sh?ickyacky&16.png ickyacky> well ofc
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Ahahaha
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> So I uh
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> need help from someone who's not a mod
 <getplayerhead.sh?Zomon333&16.png Zomon333> I'll help
 <getplayerhead.sh?Darkerfly&16.png Darkerfly> ?
 <getplayerhead.sh?Darkerfly&16.png Darkerfly> what help
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> Specifically in placing a stick in an item frame
 <getplayerhead.sh?Darkerfly&16.png Darkerfly> lol
 <getplayerhead.sh?skybirdthing&16.png skybirdthing> lmao
 <getplayerhead.sh?HY_Turkic&16.png HY_Turkic> lel
 <getplayerhead.sh?skybirdthing&16.png skybirdthing> thats the funniest shit ever
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> So... volunteers? lul
 <getplayerhead.sh?LordOfTheShadows&16.png LordOfTheShadows> aa
 <getplayerhead.sh?LordOfTheShadows&16.png LordOfTheShadows> i am stuck in rubberbanding purgatory
 <getplayerhead.sh?Ted1246&16.png Ted1246> LordOfTheShadows: relog?
 (MCS) LordOfTheShadows left the game.
 (MCS) LordOfTheShadows joined the game.
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> The rubberbanding purgatory welcomes you to our 3 eon long musical about /sit
 <getplayerhead.sh?LordOfTheShadows&16.png LordOfTheShadows> oof
 <getplayerhead.sh?r9q&16.png r9q> catnip do be putting those tunes on doe
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> fanshy choones
 *r9q throws sugar on jukebox*
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> cocaine???
 <getplayerhead.sh?r9q&16.png r9q> yeah
 <getplayerhead.sh?r9q&16.png r9q> give it a sniff
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> snifffffff
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> achhf
 (MCS) 1Catnip left the game.
 <getplayerhead.sh?r9q&16.png r9q> catnip died
 <getplayerhead.sh?SleeplessTheCat&16.png SleeplessTheCat> Oof catnip
 (In response to someone adding the 7th November Dramas to the Timeline and claiming it as a major server event)
 <getplayerhead.sh?HY_Turkic&16.png HY_Turkic> @1Catnip Finland loves saying the "battle" was a major event
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> major event my ass
 <getplayerhead.sh?TheDemetri&16.png TheDemetri> 10 people attending aint major event
 <getplayerhead.sh?AlTheChan&16.png AlTheChan> I could literally make an anarchist group of 5 ppl in Eros and began raiding a single town and dying out
 <getplayerhead.sh?AlTheChan&16.png AlTheChan> And say we started a massive world war
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> I could shit on all the spawn streets and say I caused the great shittening of fucking 2020
 <getplayerhead.sh?cutieyosaf&16.png cutieyosaf> how are we doign chat
 <getplayerhead.sh?1Catnip&16.png 1Catnip> i kinda need to poo cutie but thanks for asking
 <getplayerhead.sh?cutieyosaf&16.png cutieyosaf> i will never ask again

Things he likes (Since everyone else on this goddamn wiki has a "things they like" list)

  • To annoy getplayerhead.sh?Appleheadfr&16.png Appleheadfr and getplayerhead.sh?ibxtoydog&16.png ibxtoydog
  • That getplayerhead.sh?HY_Turkic&16.png HY_Turkic has him listed as his favorite person :P (Also that he asked me to make a KFC at his place)
  • The color green
  • Helping people, then shitposting on them
  • Subway
  • Boobaeka
  • Being "in with" a part of the cool kids
  • Ancient Egypt (duh)
  • Onion (To spite getplayerhead.sh?ibxtoydog&16.png ibxtoydog)
  • Metal (To spite getplayerhead.sh?ibxtoydog&16.png ibxtoydog and because that's what I genuinely listen to)

Things he hates

Contribs